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🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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That and the stupid ass livestreams. Even when she went outside, it was boring but at least it wasn’t in her house.
Either attention or she’s following her parents footsteps.
literally low-key
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She has nothing to vlog so she wore a heating pad and told us she fell so she would have something to talk about.
She drank water from a malibu rum bottle so we would have something to talk about.
BUT NOBODY CARES!
She drank water from a malibu rum bottle so we would have something to talk about.
BUT NOBODY CARES!
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"Skinny people fall too"
I can't think of the last time I fell for no reason but go off, sis.
I can't think of the last time I fell for no reason but go off, sis.
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Talking of leyyyggs! Caught a shot of Tammys ankles and wondered if big Al’s will be as bad if not worse than these. The body really is remarkable, I mean look at the way the fat grows outward and then gravity wins and tries to draw a line to say “ok, please stop now” ok I’m 
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She walks by throwing her weight from one leg to the other. It's almost a twisting motion at her hips. She doesn't seem to really bend her knees like having two planks of wood strapped to her legs.
She walks like this because she is so massive. She falls over because she walks like this. She falls over because she's fat.
She walks like this because she is so massive. She falls over because she walks like this. She falls over because she's fat.
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Journaling is a valid therapy tool, but you're supposed to be going to therapy for it to be of any use, because I guarantee her bullshit journaleen rehashes the same shit, over and over and over again, without her bothering to think about possible solutions to whatever bullshit issues she believes she has in the alphabet soup of muhmentalz (spoiler alert: like snapchat filters, ALL OF THEM). She's the victimin her wn dramatic little world. They're also useful for creative people for various reasons, but they're not pretending to be victims, they're making observations about the world, or people, or dumping ideas down, etc. Big Al can't do this, because she has no ideas, nothing to observe -and even if she wanted to go out into the world and people watch, she can't, really, as there would be a lot of attention on her, and she'd just whine to the page about how everybody is just so fatphobic and all they do is fat shame, blahblah.
A self-fulfilling circle.
Nice hydrocephalus you're sporting there, Big Al.
I do have some vey nice tequila. Also wodka, but none of that flavored crap. Bacardi's on standby.
"Let me regale you with tales of shit I should have handled through therapy or just plain gotten over, like my foster family trying to "kill me" by making me drink lower fat melk and/or water! Asspats, please!"
I'm sure there are former foster care kids in the audience, because they've piped up in the comments before - to tell her they didn't become 600 pound, lazy behemoths whose only contribution to the world is rank consumerism.
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Honestly, I think FatAL's are far worse. These are from June and July 2020:Talking of leyyyggs! Caught a shot of Tammys ankles and wondered if big Al’s will be as bad if not worse than these. The body really is remarkable, I mean look at the way the fat grows outward and then gravity wins and tries to draw a line to say “ok, please stop now” ok I’m
I miss the Ankle Roll thread and wish it had been more active.
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Psh. I'd actually watch a video of her trying to take a shot. She couldn't even drink coconut water without making a big deal out of it.
Edit: the whole shot though. I won't tolerate a sip and cope out. Amber.
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There are pendular grandfather clocks that keep time less accurately.
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This is fucking weird if amber really just sits there in some teen angst groundhog day journaleen enough to actually fill those up front to back. Aside from the fake quirky personality traits she does some really strange shit. She doesnt go anywhere, do anything and nothing of real importance happens yet she writes countless pages worth of her feeleens and her days events.
I dont think she meant to say anything remotely like that, shes just retarded. She was just doing her thing, then realized alcohol and medication dont remotely go together and tried to un-fuck it up and continue talking like a self important youtuber. She talks about consuming alcohol like she does water. Its an event and she announces when and how much as well as gives excuses when necessary so she gets caught up in the amazing story of her life.
Drama from drunklynn because of the betrayal
Asspats and showing off a new pill container
Asspats for attempting to take her pills regularly
~realizes what shes saying~
Amber isnt really drinking. If she was she wouldnt be taking her meds, then would cry on camera about how hard it is to take her meds on time cause of her feels and mentulz. Shes fucking up her trolling and its so sad.
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I recall one of the first times I encountered Big Al: there she was in all her glory, in a video of her wandering aimlessly around while other people set up something, in her unflattering horizontal striped shirt and leggeens with holes. Her stupid clap and jump (attempt) that made me wonder just what the fuck she was doing, and then the nightmare-inducing part where she walks directly at the camera,doing her x axis pendulum thing to get her laygs moving perpendicular to her hips. Good times.
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Ambers legs are worse than Tam Tam's Amber's cankles drag on the groundTalking of leyyyggs! Caught a shot of Tammys ankles and wondered if big Al’s will be as bad if not worse than these. The body really is remarkable, I mean look at the way the fat grows outward and then gravity wins and tries to draw a line to say “ok, please stop now” ok I’m
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Her hair is so fucking greasy she could fry turkey bacons in it. Wipey, wash your cash heifer's mop ffs.
At least she'd lose weight if she had cellulitis again lmao.
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I saw some people comment that in her latest video, she wasn’t drunk - she was high. In areas where drug use is high amongst the population, it’s not uncommon for people to injure themselves in order to get opioids, especially if they sprain something or break a bone. A lot of opioid addicts start this way involuntarily after having a workplace or sports accident, it’s a very slippery slope that goes from breaking a bone to being an addict. Post-op patients are also at risk for this, as it’s not uncommon to be prescribing Dilaudid like it’s candy for most surgeries that require general anesthesia.
This is some high level autism so beware. I’m wondering if Amberlynn had this great fall, went to the ER and described how incrutiating it was to get some kind of prescription. She’s looking for something to give her some leverage over Chantal, so putting on this “Drunklynn” persona and talking about mixing alcohol and meds would definitely create a stir. I wonder if Wipey watches Euphoria and is trying to make Amberlynn romanticize drug and alcohol use.
I don’t know. It could be a possibility, but on the other hand I am prone to catastrophization.
This is some high level autism so beware. I’m wondering if Amberlynn had this great fall, went to the ER and described how incrutiating it was to get some kind of prescription. She’s looking for something to give her some leverage over Chantal, so putting on this “Drunklynn” persona and talking about mixing alcohol and meds would definitely create a stir. I wonder if Wipey watches Euphoria and is trying to make Amberlynn romanticize drug and alcohol use.
I don’t know. It could be a possibility, but on the other hand I am prone to catastrophization.
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A high as fuck Amber phase would be great. She would never admit it because it would equate her to a redneck and not a dainty princess. Also to lower herself to Chantal's standards would obliterate her ego. She has always put herself higher than Chins and Amy Slaton and imagined herself the queen of deathfats.
The problem is though, Amy lost weight has kids, and is getting praised. Chantal and Amber's roles have reversed now but the problem is unlike Chins circa 2016, the only way for Amber is down.
There's a story in PR which says the hardest thing to be is irrelevant. It's a slope going down never up and just down.
The problem is though, Amy lost weight has kids, and is getting praised. Chantal and Amber's roles have reversed now but the problem is unlike Chins circa 2016, the only way for Amber is down.
There's a story in PR which says the hardest thing to be is irrelevant. It's a slope going down never up and just down.
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I see her as the type to crave the diagnosis as opposed to the prescription.
Amber has stated before that drug users are scum of the earth. But her favourite influencers have all the cute quirky acronym mentuls that she aspires to.