🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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PAY ATTENTION- she’s not taking any actual drinks of the Malibu. Most “sips” she cut as she was taking one, but the first couple times she barely got any in her mouth, if any, because you can tell she’s not swallowing. If that bottle even had any in it… totally FAKE!
 
The bottle looks empty lol. Also cringe at her saying pills and alcohol to try and shock everyone.
 
She's trying to pull off a low key, half assed effort Chantal & failing miserably.

If she DID fall - bet she ends up with cellulitis or a leg ulcer within 5-6 days - max.
 
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That arm is either forming 2 MINI tumors or LARGE bug bites.
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Or it's just F A T
 
I heard Chantel shaved off her head. How can big Al even compete with Chantel at this point 😂

She should just move in with Chantel and have dual mukbang type situation
 
Having done the recap and gone through the vid again, I don't think she's drinking shit. She's doing the same thing she would do during the Eric & Ricky era, and "drink" some water on camera, to make sure we all knew how virtuous she was and how diligent she was abut drinking massive amounts of water instead of whatever flavored, sugary (real or fake) shit she was drinking when the camera was off (or sometimes on): all she did was barely touch her lips to the water. Same with this, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if that bottle was empty. She certainly was not drunk. High, maybe, despite her "I don't take pills" mantra.

Meds & alcohol: going for the shock value and trying to get people to admonish her for mixing the two. That may have worked in the past, but everyone is beyond it nowl. Everyone except the very very new knows Big Al's a liar, and by now, nobody cares. I'm not even sure who the fuck cares at this point whether she loses weight or not. I came across a couple of lukewarm comments - one even called this whole performative nonsense "pathetic" but did hope she would eventually lose weight - but everyone else wasn't impressed and people were not exactly running forward to give her asspats about it.

The trainwreck appeal simply is not there any longer. That ship sailed over to Chantal's place without you, fatty.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
She's doing the same thing she would do during the Eric & Ricky era, and "drink" some water on camera, to make sure we all knew how virtuous she was and how diligent she was abut drinking massive amounts of water instead of whatever flavored, sugary (real or fake) shit she was drinking when the camera was off (or sometimes on): all she did was barely touch her lips to the water.
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Soooo... Amber faked having a fall so she could try to distract people from the fact that she pre-records her weigh ins from MONTHS ago? Ham-planetlynn over here leaning on the counter making the numbers on the scale dance up and down, pretending to fall situation type molment.

Also Amber, alcohol is liquid calories you stupid cunt (not that she is actually drinking it, its all performative to try and distract from her weigh in pre-recording and her striking channels drama.)
 
Teen angst, teen journaling, teen collage, ( not even a life board). teen alco drink

First thing I thought of when she says skinny people fall over too

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She spends so much money on crap. Despite never taken her medication like she is supposed to she has bought multiple pill holders over the last few years.
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It was never about being medicated. It's about buying cute accessories and living that cute quirky influencer dream.

The latest forced drama is clearly based on how much attention Chantal is getting for being genuinely critically mentally ill. Amber will want to emulate the views and money this nets but still wants us to believe she has the body of Chloe Ting, the fame of Trisha Paytas and the confidence of Gabby Hanna.

Amber wants us to believe she is crippled by anxiety and mental illness but yet has it all together and things couldn't be better.
 
Maybe I'm being :optimistic: and giving our former baby girl Amberlynn Reid (or Wipey) too much credit but sending DMs like that to LyfeOfAReeSpirit might not be the worst play in her quest to claw some relevancy back. What better haydur to pick a fight with than the ghetto gutter trash top 98% of onlyfans star herself who is absolutely guaranteed to bite and make a video chimping out about the blatant dispeck?
 
Even "clickbait" has no effort. I skipped around the archive and it's just constant dead air. There's no rhyme or reason and no topic. People tune in to vlogs because there's a theme OR, now this is a big one. If you're interesting. Chantal is interesting because she is a wreck as is Nick, heck even DSP and Eugenia. They live in a state of cognitive dissonance where nothing makes absolutely no sense.

Amber seemingly changed over the last 18 months and I think it's due to living on her own. She lost any conflict personally in her life which made her lose any kind of drive. I truly think losing Destiny, Eric, and Ricky really cost her sanity, you can even see the personality change with them around. Even Becky was interesting because she was trying to prove her love to her to the viewer. Now though because Jade lives behind cover, it's created a disconnect and a vlog is essentially a recording of your daily life.

If you are recording it but censoring it, it's not really real and feels fake. There is no progression and thus feels like limbo because everything is so fake. You can see in other vloggers some personal growth, like buying a house or marriage but in Amber's case nothing.

She is losing viewers because no one is interested in purgatory, hence why people leave. Lolcows have a very fickle shelf life as it is and Amber failed to realize there needs to be some change over time. I have a funny feeling why Jade is called Wifey to simulate a goal that most vloggers obtain naturally.

To quote a bitch "You can't make wifey happen, it's not going to happen!" It's true though you cannot force a meme and think your audience will accept it. Memes are created through endearment mostly, or relatability. Amber's life is not relatable, There is no struggle, Amber's fall is interesting because it is happening so slowly in real-time and there aren't many cows here that actually happens to. It's usually very instantaneous and I think that is why people are interested.

Also FAT.
 
wow, really didnt think ALR could get worse... Just give up man. If you leave now ppl might remember the good ol destiny days. If you keep this crap up, youre going to only be known for being this new dull bore
 
I doubt she faked the fall; she's faking how much it isn't hurting her though.

She fall on her back if how she explained the injuries, and I bet fell again trying to get up if she fucked up her leg.

Which means she possibly went to the ER again!
 
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