🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Insulin reid said:
This is fucking weird if amber really just sits there in some teen angst groundhog day journaleen enough to actually fill those up front to back. Aside from the fake quirky personality traits she does some really strange shit. She doesnt go anywhere, do anything and nothing of real importance happens yet she writes countless pages worth of her feeleens and her days events.
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One of the first times she was bragging about her stupid journal she said like she writes down conversations she has with people, list of stuff (I can't remember if she what kind of list, but I just assumed list of food she likes, list of movies, just list of nothing really,) music lyrics, poems, books she wants to read. So that journal is probably 99% filled with stuff she rewrote herself.
Seems like such a stupid thing to be proud, or boast about, but she has no life so I guess it's the only thing she can really do. Even though we have seen her buy literally hundreds of journals over the years that she claimed to use and then we watched her throw them away and unused later on.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Journaling is a valid therapy tool, but you're supposed to be going to therapy for it to be of any use, because I guarantee her bullshit journaleen rehashes the same shit, over and over and over again, without her bothering to think about possible solutions to whatever bullshit issues she believes she has in the alphabet soup of muhmentalz (spoiler alert: like snapchat filters, ALL OF THEM).
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I am pretty sure that she once was told that it is indeed a therapy tool but without understanding how to use it, the same way that counting calories is a dieting tool to lose weight. There is no point of using any therapy if you do not have an accurate diagnosis for you problems. “Muh mentallz” is not a recognized mental problem. The only thing this journaling does is to fill her vastly boring life.

Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
There's a story in PR which says the hardest thing to be is irrelevant. It's a slope going down never up and just down.
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I talked to a successful YouTuber in the past and he related to me that the hardest thing is to stay relevant and relatable. After a few years, you need to reinvent yourself to attract new viewers and keep old ones. Amber’s storyline is now stale and uninteresting.

Even with a new car, I do not think that we will see her out and about. I suspect that her health is far worse than she leads us to believe. She has a slip disc, hip bursitis, and her untreated lymphedema make it difficult for her to move and sit in a car for very long. She bought this exercise machine precisely because she is in pain while walking. Her doing the stairs was an one off. Each time Amber denies something, we know that there is a issue she wants to misdirect.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I am pretty sure that she once was told that it is indeed a therapy tool but without understanding how to use it, the same way that counting calories is a dieting tool to lose weight. There is no point of using any therapy if you do not have an accurate diagnosis for you problems. “Muh mentallz” is not a recognized mental problem. The only thing this journaling does is to fill her vastly boring life.
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It doesn't even fill it. She probably writes for five minutes, thinks 'Yes! Another masterpiece!" , then turns to the other activities that take up most of her time: wacthing YT and eating.

Turd Fergusson said:
I talked to a successful YouTuber in the past and he related to me that the hardest thing is to stay relevant and relatable. After a few years, you need to reinvent yourself to attract new viewers and keep old ones. Amber’s storyline is now stale and uninteresting.

Even with a new car, I do not think that we will see her out and about. I suspect that her health is far worse than she leads us to believe. She has a slip disc, hip bursitis, and her untreated lymphedema make it difficult for her to move and sit in a car for very long. She bought this exercise machine precisely because she is in pain while walking. Her doing the stairs was an one off. Each time Amber denies something, we know that there is a issue she wants to misdirect.
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Meh, she claims to have a slipped disk - dx by a chiropractor - and bursitis. I've no doubt her joints grind on one another like a gearbox that hasn't been run regularly for decades, but every other thing, like a slipped disk or her "heel spur" are suspect af. She has the usual wear and tear of a 600 pound land whale, and she isn't 20 any longer, so it's starting to catch up to her.
 
Amber's Journaleeein is probably nothing but self-asspatting over what a genius she is "fooling" all the trollas and how pretty everyone thinks she is because she used the highlighter green eyeshadow and drag-queen red lipstick today. 10% of it is things she can use as emotional blackmail for later if someone pisses her off.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
It doesn't even fill it. She probably writes for five minutes, thinks 'Yes! Another masterpiece!" , then turns to the other activities that take up most of her time: wacthing YT and eating.
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This is probably closest to the truth, but my headcannon for amber is that whe writes in her journals furiously, dumping just inane bullshit with the flourish of that early 2000's deathnote meme.

Scene gorl starveen artist/tortured writer amber always finds a way to resurface.
 
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Zorg also got totes fat.

sorry, that neck heating pad just cracks me the fuck up because she looks like an evil villain. showing myself out now.
 
I understand the point of these threads are to make fun of these fatties as much as possible, but I can’t help but sometimes wonder if we get a bit too repetitive in our criticisms of the deathfats and mukbanger community, for so many other cows it’s almost impossible to nail down what specifically is their problems or how they’d improve but with fatcows their problems are so readily apparent. They are huge fat bastards and the way to solve their problems would simply eat better and exercise. It’s weird to have a community where their problems are huge but so clear as to what it is. Rather than them being a horribly tangled web of ego, insanity and like a hundred different mental illnesses or social defects.

Point being, there’s only so many times you can mock someone by going ‘ur fat lol’ so, I do wonder how these threads get so much content.

Having said that HAmberlyn Fridge Raider Is so fat she sweats grease and looks like a blob of butter spouted limbs looool.
 
thegooddoctor said:
I understand the point of these threads are to make fun of these fatties as much as possible, but I can’t help but sometimes wonder if we get a bit too repetitive in our criticisms of the deathfats and mukbanger community, for so many other cows it’s almost impossible to nail down what specifically is their problems or how they’d improve but with fatcows their problems are so readily apparent. They are huge fat bastards and the way to solve their problems would simply eat better and exercise. It’s weird to have a community where their problems are huge but so clear as to what it is. Rather than them being a horribly tangled web of ego, insanity and like a hundred different mental illnesses or social defects.

Point being, there’s only so many times you can mock someone by going ‘ur fat lol’ so, I do wonder how these threads get so much content.

Having said that HAmberlyn Fridge Raider Is so fat she sweats grease and looks like a blob of butter spouted limbs looool.
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I've already explained it a couple of times, most recently in a post that was moved to hayder nation: (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/haydu...action-channel-discussion.68575/post-10988114)

But the tldr for amby is that she is a fascinating train wreck of narcissism, self delusion, and manipulation. Her being fat is just a symptom of her fucked personality and a bonus thing to make fun of.
 
thegooddoctor said:
I understand the point of these threads are to make fun of these fatties as much as possible, but I can’t help but sometimes wonder if we get a bit too repetitive in our criticisms of the deathfats and mukbanger community, for so many other cows it’s almost impossible to nail down what specifically is their problems or how they’d improve but with fatcows their problems are so readily apparent. They are huge fat bastards and the way to solve their problems would simply eat better and exercise. It’s weird to have a community where their problems are huge but so clear as to what it is. Rather than them being a horribly tangled web of ego, insanity and like a hundred different mental illnesses or social defects.

Point being, there’s only so many times you can mock someone by going ‘ur fat lol’ so, I do wonder how these threads get so much content.

Having said that HAmberlyn Fridge Raider Is so fat she sweats grease and looks like a blob of butter spouted limbs looool.
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lol shes more than "just fat, if she wasn't she would be fine" but go off
 
thegooddoctor said:
I understand the point of these threads are to make fun of these fatties as much as possible, but I can’t help but sometimes wonder if we get a bit too repetitive in our criticisms of the deathfats and mukbanger community, for so many other cows it’s almost impossible to nail down what specifically is their problems or how they’d improve but with fatcows their problems are so readily apparent. They are huge fat bastards and the way to solve their problems would simply eat better and exercise. It’s weird to have a community where their problems are huge but so clear as to what it is. Rather than them being a horribly tangled web of ego, insanity and like a hundred different mental illnesses or social defects.

Point being, there’s only so many times you can mock someone by going ‘ur fat lol’ so, I do wonder how these threads get so much content.
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There's a lot more to these fat retards than their massive girth. There are a myriad of underlying mental illnesses buried deep within the damp, crusty folds of these cows. No sane person eats themselves to the size of a large household appliance. Hand-waving all of fat Al's issues off because lolfat is exactly what she wants you to do. Being a ginormous cunt is her most obvious problem, but she has just as many personality defects and mental illnesses as the elbees displayed on her scale.
 
Big Al just needs to embrace her legacy. If you're going to wear that, you should rock it. Make it interesting. Join your brethren in that fashion statement situation type deal type moment.

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I gave up on Amber for a while, because viewing her struck me like a soap opera: you could tune out for years, then get caught up quick, because nothing really happens.

Guess I was right. She was so depressed, guys, in... 2019! She didn't brush her hair or wash it alllll the way back then. But she's...still...not. Which inspires pride?!?

She looks distinctly unwell, with the eyebags and bright red nose. Never change, Amber. I'll dip back in the summer, maybe.
 
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