🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I wonder what the fat to skin/muscle ratio of her face is. Wider and rounder by the day.
 
"Add some water - liquid, if you will."

Yes, you fat fuck, water is liquid.

"Best smoothie maker in town."

Fat chance, you fat fuck.

(Tastes) "*I* did that. I did that."

You threw some shit in a blender, which any five year old can do. This is not a celebratory thing.

"A little straw..molment."

Fuck you.

(Flips through a shitty "scrapbook" book she made, which is not a scrapbook. It's collage making, you fat fuck, aka "pasting random shit into a book of some kind". There's nothing in there that's special *to you*, which is what scrapbooking is for, you fat fuck.)

Blah blah, "overate Chinese food". That's why you're a fat fuck, you fat fuck.

Gained again. Claims to have been cryeeeen, because she's goeeen through a little sometheeeen. Because of course you are, you fat fuck. If you don't want to tell people WTF you've been cryeeen about, don't fucking mention it.

Has 90 days to get rid of the rest of the weight she wants to lose, and I'm going to fucking love it when she misses yet another goal or gives up on it halfway through. Just like every other time.

Blames the weight fluctutations and "slipping" the past two days because "muh mentalz". You'll always be a fat fuck.

In short: is ecstatic and wildly proud of herself over a fucking smoothie she made from frozen fruit, some "spinnage" - learn to pronounce the word, bitch - and other shit, which could have been made by a blind 7 year old with cerebral palsy.

Boring bullshit. As usual.
 
Fatty's been cryeen and "going through something". Could there be trouble in paradise?! and now Dusty is single.
You know what you gotta do Amber. Now beg.
 
With the whole dusty being single thing, I place my bets on amber being too fat and lazy to do anything but cry and stuff her mouth.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
"Add some water - liquid, if you will."

Yes, you fat fuck, water is liquid.

"Best smoothie maker in town."
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My favorite part of that was when she added sugar free "surp" to a bunch of fucking sugar. I just know, I know in my hateful little heart that Amber thinks honey is hulthier than refined sugar and that the body processes it differently than sugar. I know it.
 
Was the thing that caused her to binge Dustin's recently changed relationship status that she can't do anything about?

The "I did that that!! I did that!" performative baby voice squeak is infuriating.

God damn it, Amber found a way to do the exact same thing as coloring but made it more expensive with the stickers and shitty scrapbooking crapfest. Just learn how to draw and paint you fucking oxygen thief.
 
Is it just me or did Amber make the thumbnail look like it could be a reaction channel video? On first glance I didn’t think it was her that uploaded.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
(Tastes) "*I* did that. I did that."

You threw some shit in a blender, which any five year old can do. This is not a celebratory thing.
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Amber is so proud of herself for the smallest thing a 10 year-old would do without receiving any praise. The best one is when she put some processed meat and crackers on a plate at Christmas 3 or 4 years ago and she was so proud of herself for doing it.

Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
(Flips through a shitty "scrapbook" book she made, which is not a scrapbook. It's collage making, you fat fuck, aka "pasting random shit into a book of some kind". There's nothing in there that's special *to you*, which is what scrapbooking is for, you fat fuck.)
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I guess she was away when they did these things during kindergarten.

Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Blah blah, "overate Chinese food". That's why you're a fat fuck, you fat fuck.

Gained again. Claims to have been cryeeeen, because she's goeeen through a little sometheeeen. Because of course you are, you fat fuck. If you don't want to tell people WTF you've been cryeeen about, don't fucking mention it.
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When you are on a diet, you do not order chinese food or any food that could feed a family of 4. If your mental issues make you sabotage your weight loss, get psychotherapy to resolve these issues. What does Amber does not do; get psychotherapy.

Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Has 90 days to get rid of the rest of the weight she wants to lose, and I'm going to fucking love it when she misses yet another goal or gives up on it halfway through. Just like every other time.
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She could make her goal if she ate 2,100 calories. The fact that she does not lose any weight is that she eat at least 4,700 calories. Her statement that her goal is to eat 1,600 calories is just for show.
 
Surely if being sad and mentalz makes Amber beenge and gain weight then the news that The Love Of Her Life is back on the market should make her so happy she'll be dropping weight like she's in Auschwitz? Unless Destiny has already knocked her back lolol
 
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