🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Bitchinista said:
This is all I am looking forward to as a result of her IG post. The fact that ANYONE believed that Wifey was suddenly gone and replaced with some mystery new girlfriend was laughable. Seeing what story she concocts to explain herself will at least be entertaining.
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Agree. I reckon that Jade has the time off between Christmas and New Year, and would rather spend it with her family than do nothing but watch Amber eat and play with Legos. Her mental issues are that she cannot stand being alone at Christmas or any time. for that matter,

Bitchinista said:
And I have to say this, when she said Wifey was thin I was expecting, you know, 200-250lbs. But she's legitimately thin. This will never last. An athlete who is fully mobile and has aspirations of travel doesn't mix well with someone who can barely leave the house.
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Amber feels the pressure and this is why she is now saying that she wants to travel. Amber never wanted to travel before as she is afraid of height and does not want to go on a plane. Same with the car. This is why she is saying that buying a car "is in the works". How long does it take to buy a car? a week? So, where is the car?
 
I don't think Amber is engaged based on that Instagram post. I think people are looking for something because she's been such a tremendous bore lately - don't engage or believe the hype. Because really Farmers, based on the number of videos shitting on Becky for breaking up with her, you REALLY think our gorl is mature enough to waste another opportunity for another jab?

I will say that I do think she's stupid enough to say yes to a marriage proposal after three months (I'm Team Wifey is Still There)
 
I, for one, am shocked that Amber lied. Very out of character.
What's funny about Amber's comment section haydurs is that they also have their own "cycle". Every time Amber decides to begin a new diet or schedule, the like bar overtakes the dislike bar and about half of them start being nice and supportive. The other half remain skeptical and insist it won't last. Once Amber reaches the quitting phase of the cycle, the supports either go silent or turn on her and the rest smugly say "I told you so".
If Jade really isn't going to be there over Christmas, what will Amber get first - a UTI or cellulitis?
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Miss privacy who would NEVER show her partners ever again posts a vague pic with a ring and leaves the comments open.
 
mekalekahi said:
Miss privacy who would NEVER show her partners ever again posts a vague pic with a ring and leaves the comments open.
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a while ago, people would've analysed the colour of wipey's hand and compared it to that "hand reveal" during a livestream but i'm glad noone fell for it

it's such obvious bait
 
It would be funny if someone developed a psyop to cancel Amberlynn for using AAVE when having a black girlfriend. I want a chimpout on the same level as “rain and petals eavesdrop” - alongside using “blackie” and “hoodrat”, it’ll be amazing to see her walk on eggshells to develop a vocabulary that doesn’t include ebonics.

Jade Francis, I hope you know that you're not going to receive world renowned fame a la The Blind Side for "helping" big Al with her weight loss.

When Amberlynn returns from her break, she's going to be either on Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers.
 
L_I_F_T_E_D said:
New community post.

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A few months ago, I would have said "mukbangs", because she's still eating like a pig off camera, so she might as well film it, but now? I don't even care, I just upload the archives and wait for someone to recap it. So, just keep doing whatever works for you, Amber, I know you will anyway.
 
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