🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[JoJoNo]

In all seriously I do wonder if she has a funeral plan

Why would she? At that point it wouldn’t be her problem anymore, and she never cared about anyone around her, why would she start now?

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Why would she? At that point it wouldn’t be her problem anymore, and she never cared about anyone around her, why would she start now?

I agree. I have always thought Amber has some strange misplaced self assurance in her life choices.

She got the taste of having a high earning youtube channel and seems to have this air that everything will work out because it's always worked out.

It's how children act and think when everything gets done for them and there are no challenges to face or solve.

She reckons she is scared of bad health or death but really she thinks that's decades off and she has a full lifetime to sort herself out. In reality, she's got the life expectancy of a 1980's Glaswegian.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Looking at the Amber Lynn Reid drinking game, at first I did not know if I could drink that much. Now, I do not know if I could afford that much alcohol.

Amber’s views for the last 30 days are at 1.032M, and most videos struggle to get over 50k. She is struggling for relevance and now cannot disappear for weeks as she does this time of the year. Using her mental health does not bring views.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

New community post.

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Translation: why do you guize make me work? Can't I just go back to the couch and spew word vomit at the cam and get 100K+ views like it used to be?

Also translation: Big Al didn't write that.

In all seriously I do wonder if she has a funeral plan

Of course she does. It's the same as every other part of her life: make amess, someone else cleans it up.

 

[Insulin reid]

As usual, Amber has an amazing way of making my brain short circuit. Why are you listening now?

Engagement with her channel as well as doing what the audience wants. This is also half the recipe for getting mad at and attacking her supporters. Its comments she wants (along with ass pats and real ideas for her channel cause shes stupid as fuck) hoping to throw herself into the algorithm again now that she has to budget and not just blow thousands on mobile games and fast food. Her paycheck is in. Shes not doing shit but eating and looking for ideas for her channel while not posting and sitting on her ass.
Her choices are:
-Medical scare
-just not posting to drum up controversy
-getting mad at her supporters +muh mentalz

And this wont last long cause shes poor and its the chats responsibility to feed her ideas.

What in that list of "requests" have you done in the last few years differently compared to what you've done in the last few months (besides changing your intro which is now obnoxiously loud)?

This makes me laugh because amber is just asking for video ideas. Shes so fucking stupid. Theres nothing different about amber or her channel shes not disciplined or smart enough to make changes.

When are you going to actually follow through with the weight loss portion of that list? When are you going to do your job and think of other shit to do without asking us for ideas?

She never wants to be at a remotely healthy weight. If she wanted to she would be there already. Amber is such a pick me gorl with a princess attitude, shes shown us in lives she doesnt give a fuck as long as shes getting attention and money and nothing remotely negative happens to her shes happy as a pig in shit. Its worked out for almost 10 years why would her tard brain kick in and make her think about anything now?

I'm already prepared for a list full of bullshit questions and suggestions. Better start thinking of a drinking game based oh her vapid/idiotic/deflective/smug responses now so I can prepare to be lit on Christmas.

Oh fuck bois it may be a rough one.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Why does she always do this around this time of year?

Other channels will because the ads and revenue drop off in a yuge way. For her? She's lazy.

New community post.

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Laygs
What you ACTUALLY eat in a day
What you ACTUALLY weigh
Laygs

Some channels try to liven it up with vlogmas or other Christmas-related content. She could have shown us decorating the flat, shopping for her "girlfriend", but no. Instead, we are getting other taste tests or cooking with me, things that she can do any other time of the year. People are busy, and you need to attract their interest. Clickbating can do so much, and she has done it so many times that people are insensitive to it.

Exactly this! I'm really trying to decide if she's this delusional thinking shitting out another boring video that we've seen 100 times is going to get views. She's not even going to walmart anymore! It's just wild.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Sorry for preaching to the converted, but I always forget there's a Becky thread. Just been on there and seen that Becky is spending Christmas with Hannah, Rafe, Eric and Rickie. No invite for Fatty. Big Ham be Big Mad. Merry Christmas, Boo Boo.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Sorry for preaching to the converted, but I always forget there's a Becky thread. Just been on there and seen that Becky is spending Christmas with Hannah, Rafe, Eric and Rickie. No invite for Fatty. Big Ham be Big Mad. Merry Christmas, Boo Boo.

Don't any of these people have families of their own?

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Sorry for preaching to the converted, but I always forget there's a Becky thread. Just been on there and seen that Becky is spending Christmas with Hannah, Rafe, Eric and Rickie. No invite for Fatty. Big Ham be Big Mad. Merry Christmas, Boo Boo.

The Thanksgiving beeenge was the warm up act, Christmas will be the main event. Our gorl better start stocking up on Hot Cheetos and ramen incase Uber Eats drivers are taking Christmas Day off!

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Sorry for preaching to the converted, but I always forget there's a Becky thread. Just been on there and seen that Becky is spending Christmas with Hannah, Rafe, Eric and Rickie. No invite for Fatty. Big Ham be Big Mad. Merry Christmas, Boo Boo.

Don't any of these people have families of their own?

Actually, Becky is spending Christmas Eve with Hannah, Rafe, Eric and Rickie. Becky said that she is spending Christmas Day with her family. I suspect that Hannah, Rafe, Eric and Rickie will spend Christmas day with their own family. Amber could try to get invited to Dana and Destiny.

 

[Constellationzero]

Sorry for preaching to the converted, but I always forget there's a Becky thread. Just been on there and seen that Becky is spending Christmas with Hannah, Rafe, Eric and Rickie. No invite for Fatty. Big Ham be Big Mad. Merry Christmas, Boo Boo.

LOVE that for HURRR

* MUAH *

 

[King Fructose]

Actually, Becky is spending Christmas Eve with Hannah, Rafe, Eric and Rickie. Becky said that she is spending Christmas Day with her family. I suspect that Hannah, Rafe, Eric and Rickie will spend Christmas day with their own family. Amber could try to get invited to Dana and Destiny.

Amber will spend Christmas with Ben and Jerry.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

You know what would be fantastic? Amber should start doing book reviews. I need our writer, poet, reads-multiple-books-a-month, rain and petal eavesdrop gorl flex her big brain and enlighten us on the incredible depth of 2021-2022's most popular YA novels.

 

[Murderous Anas]

You know what would be fantastic? Amber should start doing book reviews. I need our writer, poet, reads-multiple-books-a-month, rain and petal eavesdrop gorl flex her big brain and enlighten us on the incredible depth of 2021-2022's most popular YA novels.

I've been waiting for more of this content ever since she said that she's been writing a book for the past several years that has gotten up to a few hundred thousand (I think it was 200k or 400k?) words and claimed that her writing has improved soooo much since she wrote the Wattpad stories.

I always get a good chuckle out of her flexing her so-called literacy while sounding like an absolute idiot at the same time, especially early 2021 Amberlynn giving us plot synopses for all the books she supposedly read in a month whilst very obviously paraphrasing the summaries from the back cover.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Sorry for preaching to the converted, but I always forget there's a Becky thread. Just been on there and seen that Becky is spending Christmas with Hannah, Rafe, Eric and Rickie. No invite for Fatty. Big Ham be Big Mad. Merry Christmas, Boo Boo.

Good for them. There's no reason at all to invite her just so she can suck up all the air in the room.

The Thanksgiving beeenge was the warm up act, Christmas will be the main event. Our gorl better start stocking up on Hot Cheetos and ramen incase Uber Eats drivers are taking Christmas Day off!

I want to see this so very badly. Let that pent up rage and resentment flow like the dark side of the force, fatty!

I want to see her doublefisting a honey glazed ham and a mountain of sweet potato casserole at 2 PM xmas day when she finally heaves herself out of bed to see what that fat fuck in the red suit brought her (ooh, my bad, that was Uber Eats). Inhale a couple of cans of green beans, and shovel three or four chicken sausages down that gullet, with a case of sparkling water to cleanse the palate. Take down an order of orange chicken by eschewing the fork and just shoving her face in the container, like bobbing for apples. For desert, a pumpkin pie - she can just squirt the reddiwhip right into her piehole, where it belongs. And then, settle in for some quality time with Ben and Jerry. And Ben and Jerry. And Ben and Jerry.

That fucking video would get a million views, easy.

Actually, Becky is spending Christmas Eve with Hannah, Rafe, Eric and Rickie. Becky said that she is spending Christmas Day with her family. I suspect that Hannah, Rafe, Eric and Rickie will spend Christmas day with their own family. Amber could try to get invited to Dana and Destiny.

Those two combined have the wattage of an oven light, so at least they'd all be on the same level.

I've been waiting for more of this content ever since she said that she's been writing a book for the past several years that has gotten up to a few hundred thousand (I think it was 200k or 400k?) words and claimed that her writing has improved soooo much since she wrote the Wattpad stories.

I always get a good chuckle out of her flexing her so-called literacy while sounding like an absolute idiot at the same time, especially early 2021 Amberlynn giving us plot synopses for all the books she supposedly read in a month whilst very obviously paraphrasing the summaries from the back cover.

Someone had asked her during her lazy lives if she intended to finish either of the books she has over at WP - Nuke, maybe, before they got kicked out. Of course she never answered, as that would have made all the rest of that circus go read it, and she surely doesn't want that, given how atrocious it is. Based on her general grammar and regular mangling of the English language, I have real doubts about her claim of how much "better" she's improved as a writer.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Actually, Becky is spending Christmas Eve with Hannah, Rafe, Eric and Rickie. Becky said that she is spending Christmas Day with her family. I suspect that Hannah, Rafe, Eric and Rickie will spend Christmas day with their own family. Amber could try to get invited to Dana and Destiny.

The delicious icing on this most fattening of Christmas cakes would be if Dana and Destiny were to join the Kentucky Gay and Lesbian Alliance for Christmas Eve too. What ailment would Amber by mysteriously struck down by that Becky would need to drop everything to drive her to the ER? Cellulitis? UTI? Scary mentulz?

 

[ADHD]

Let's also not forget that Amber has her 31st birthday rapidly approaching (Dec 27th).

Since we have no new Amber content, have some birthday pics from two years ago!
What you ordered:

What you got:

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

How could I forget that her birthday is right after Christmas? Jesus, she's going to go on the mother of all binges unless Wipey can make it back in time to at least spend Amber's birthday with her. Will Santa bring us a Big Birthday Blowout Beeze from Amber to remind us all who the OG death fat queen is??

 

[Witch Bitch]

Take a shot everytime Amber:

- Farts on camera.
- Eyefucks the camera.
- Zooms the camera in when she makes a retard face.
- Tries to be quirky.
-BONUS: Take an extra shot when she attempts to self-deprecate when it's her being an insincere, fat narc.
- Mentions her cancer or any fat related health issues.
- Fumbles through an excuse as to why she can't have a consistent upload schedule.
- BONUS: Take an extra shot when she blames her haters.
- BONUS: Take another when she mentions she does it for "the people that actually care."
- Makes pleasurable faces when she eats food.
- Says she can wipe unassisted.
- Atempts squeeze out crocodile tears.
- Shows stupid, sped up footage of inane bullshit.
- When she mentions her druggie mom:
- BONUS: Take an extra shot when she mentions that they have a good relationship.

"I know my body"

THE AMBERLYNN REID DRINKING GAME!!!
You know the rules, when this thing happens - take a shot.
- If you hear BUT IF YOU WANT YOU CAN TRY AGAIN TRY AGAAAINNN or some other bullshit intro, take a shot.
- If Amberlynn isn't wearing makeup, take a shot.
- If Amberlynn says "I know what works for me", take a shot.
- Take a shot if Amberlynn vaguely mentions her "girlfriend".
- If Amberlynn mentions her mentuls 2-5 minutes into the video, take a shot.
- If Amberlynn's hair is so greasy it's sticking to her scalp, take TWO shots.
- Every time Amberlynn looks at someone off camera, take a shot.
- If Amberlynn says "Soooo I asked what you guize wanted to see and y'all said weight loss, hauls, what I eat in a day, weigh-in wednesday..." or any variation of this sentence, take a shot.
- Take a shot if she weighs in above 498lbs, or just refuses to weigh in at all. If she only says her weight and doesn't record her talking scale, take two shots.
- Take a shot every time you see Twinkie, Wasabi, or Rarity.
- Take THREE shots when Amberlynn makes herself a cup of creamer with coffee.
- Every time you hear "Jenny Craig" "Weight Watchers" "Calorie Counting" or "Intuitive Eating", take a shot.
- Every time you hear "triggered", take a shot.
- If Amberlynn is wearing a tacky pair of earreens, take a shot.
- If Amberlynn shades Becky, take a shot.
- If Amberlynn scoffs at the thought of needing a caretaker, take a shot.
- Any mention of getting her own car/drivers license, take a shot.
- If Amberlynn describes her food as "SHOOOOOO GUUUUUD", take a shot.
- Every time Amberlynn says she's "nervous" to eat something, take a shot.
- "This video was HIGHLYYY REQUESTED", four shots.
- Any mentions of journaling, take a shot.
- Use of AAVE or ebonics, take a shot.
- Every time Amberlynn says "moment" or "situation", take a shot.

Merry Christmas you filthy animals
Feel free to add some on if I've missed any!

Why are you trying to give the kiwi community alcohol poisoning?

 

[Anal birth]

A nice (first episode) of a series on Amber for anyone interested. Appears to be well written/researched unlike 99.99% of AL content