🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It’s funny, Amber didn’t do Vlogmas because she said she was worried abt failing. She failed and she didn’t even do Vlogmas lol

She should be careful though, interest in her is dying and Chantal has taken over, if she doesn’t post through Dec & Jan then when she returns who will care?
Chantal’s next arc will be something like “Nader watched Santa fuck me doggie style, now he’s talking to Chilean Gypsy again ..” Ambers is “So, I ate a whole cookie jar…also muh mentalz.”
Amber, now is the time to start your OnlyFans… lol
 
Only thing saving Fat Albert from the grave risk of having to get (and keep) a job:

* Show layyyyyyyyyygs
* Show da feetz. For extra cash, describe the smell.
* More Pier1 hammock backstock Torrid thong hauls
* New Dunsity-like "girlfrand" arc
* I've fallen and I can't get up, but you can see my layyyyyygs!
 
Fucking called it. Phase 4 is in full effect. So much for being "on phase 1" for ages and "we're not doing the cycle this season".

I look forward to her one or two December videos where she pretends she isn't binging on delivery three times a day and is totally happy with her life and is losing weight.

Fat Amber is nothing if not consistent. Consistently lazy, fat and useless.
 
C3PBRO said:
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What is it? My mental health issues have been difficult, or I am smitten because she was proposed. Choose a lane.

I do not think that she will post much. Without Jade pushing Amber to vlogs, she will basically do nothing but eating and watching videos. I suspect that Jade will be going later next week and will be back after New Year. Amber cannot stand to be by herself for very long. It will be fun to see what kind of videos she will post.

Jade will tell her what her schedule will be.
 
Here we go again with the ring emoji baiting/trolling. Tammy Slaton already did that, you're gonna have to think of something else Amber. I will say, people do use the ring emoji in reference to their partners even if they aren't engaged or anything, but knowing Amber she knows exactly what shes doing with that lol

Does she really expect us to believe to she happened to find another black gf after Wifey when she hasn't dated anyone darker than Casey in the last decade. Jade's hat says it all.

"K."
 
Are we sure that’s Wipey and not one of Amber’s Portuguese relatives she got the genetic totally-not-acanthosis-nigricans from?

Jokes aside, the ring emoji is probably just a ruse to get people interested in Amber again. Wipey needs her cow to keep making money, but Amber is bleeding view lately, so they thought that wedding rumors would revitalize the channel. But if the cow keeps taking mental breaks the views will never go up.
 
Oliveoil said:
Muh mentals community post archive- the comments.
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Why... is there so much... ellipsis abuse in those comments? Compose your message in your mind... then post it properly.

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Amber Lynn Lies

Her rough "mental health" probably means the grocery was out of the flavor of Ben and Jerry's she was craving.
 
"Get myself /yourself together" is a very black persons phrase, nothing Amber would use freely, also.. FAT
FatalTater said:
Why... is there so much... ellipsis abuse in those comments? Compose your message in your mind... then post it properly.

Living
In
Another
Reality

Amber Lynn Lies

Her rough "mental health" probably means the grocery was out of the flavor of Ben and Jerry's she was craving.
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From your post of that archive

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and then looking her up : what a shock it's an ebeggar weebo edgelord check her out https://www.reddit.com/user/Gladiosaurus
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Are we sure Jade wasn't purposing to Twinkie? Twinks is far more mobile, has shown she can lose weight, likes being outside and has zero mentals. I mean, better catch compared to Amber.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I would suggest that she takes the rest of the month off, then make a resolution video on January 1 then take the rest of the month or at least till her consultation with the bariatric surgeon.
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Funny how her dicklickers and moron wine moms dont get the fucking pattern by now and stop watching the cow
 
Owlflaps said:
Lmao who cares?

She's fucked herself over being boring. Confirming a new gorlfriend isn't gonna revive her tanking views.
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Shes told us a rando who moved in with her is also a figment of our collective imagination/ physically moved out around September or so-but also looks almost identical to the also random people who were being harassed because haydurs thought they were wipey.

I really hope the bullshit of "having to lie to protect wipey and herself totally isnt really lying because real lying is purposeful and not ok and bad and immoral and shes really a good girlfriend because she lied to everyone because some haydurs, not the nice supporters are evil and needed to be kept in the dark" works for her unlike every time shes used it so far.
 
Insulin reid said:
I really hope the bullshit of "having to lie to protect wipey and herself totally isnt really lying because real lying is purposeful and not ok and bad and immoral and shes really a good girlfriend because she lied to everyone because some haydurs, not the nice supporters are evil and needed to be kept in the dark" works for her unlike every time shes used it so far.
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This is all I am looking forward to as a result of her IG post. The fact that ANYONE believed that Wifey was suddenly gone and replaced with some mystery new girlfriend was laughable. Seeing what story she concocts to explain herself will at least be entertaining.

And I have to say this, when she said Wifey was thin I was expecting, you know, 200-250lbs. But she's legitimately thin. This will never last. An athlete who is fully mobile and has aspirations of travel doesn't mix well with someone who can barely leave the house.
 
Pippeyy said:
Are we sure Jade wasn't purposing to Twinkie? Twinks is far more mobile, has shown she can lose weight, likes being outside and has zero mentals. I mean, better catch compared to Amber.
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Twinkie is the lesser of two evils. Better to clean the shit up of a 15 pound overweight dog than clean the shit up of a 500 pound overweight dog. We've also seen Twinkie slip Hambo and Necky the tongue and lick Hambo's sweaty pillow, so Twinkie has definitely got a better oral game going on.
 
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