🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
Jade is gone gorling herself as we speak. I would not be surprised if she does not come back. I think her plan was to move to Nashville and grab a tech job there then leave her. A lot of tech companies are moving to TN or TX and still. However, in research and I am going to make it clear.
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Amber and Jade went "out of state" to look for accommodation a while back, or at least it is what Amber said. It could well be Tennessee, and it does not mean that Amber is not moving with her. Amber and Jade hate Kentucky, and both could be moving there.

However, it does not solve Amber's issues with abandonment, far from it. Amber had Becky quit her job so that she could stay with her at the house in Monticello. Amber went to Destiny's job at the retirement home so as not to be alone. If Jade needs to get to Nashville for a job, it is likely to be in the office, leaving Amber in the flat for hours. Otherwise, if it is online, as it is now, there is no reason to move. I am not sure how Amber will tolerate this.
 
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Jade is gone gorling herself as we speak. I would not be surprised if she does not come back. I think her plan was to move to Nashville and grab a tech job there then leave her. A lot of tech companies are moving to TN or TX and still. However, in research and I am going to make it clear.

Amber cannot afford to live in Nashville if she wants to live downtown she is looking at about $3500 a month on just the rent. Nashville is so fucking expensive because libs keep moving there lifelong Nashvillians have had to move to afford to live. It's sad too Nashville used to have tons of character but has been gutted, it's been branded the NY of the south and it's true.

Jade knows this now and with the court blowing up in her face, they could ask to subpoena her. That is if she honestly does not answer why she turned up to work but moved states away using planes which outright contradicts the whole case. My personal theory was Jade wants nothing coming out because she'd known if the company got a tip-off she'd be paying bills. They would not even offer a settlement at that point because they'd know they would win. she'd have to drop if she can but still pay lawyers' fines.
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The fact that Jade is basically nigga Destiny cracks me up every time I see a picture of her
 
A Peach but Blue said:
Am I the only one who thinks her face looks fatter after her riveting little time skip in the recent video?

Never mind, I read back what I had missed, so I’m not the only one, good.

Jordy pointed out in his video that she needs to get out more, make friends, find some hobbies. Except she can’t do that. She’s never had real friends, and she’ll never be able to take a hobby that she actually enjoys and invests time/effort in other than food. Her pathetic attempts at “hobbies” were just wastes of money. Every time she tries to absorb a new hobby from her current butler, it’s temporary and superficial.

And where is she gonna go out to? Even having a chauffeur there she won’t go anywhere other than the grocery store. There’s no hope for her, at all. This sad spectacle of a life is going to go on until she finally eats herself to death.
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Jordy is cool and all but he really doesnt know Amber lore at all
 
marjoram said:
FatAl has already tried taking meds. Of course it didn’t work. See “Pizza Mukbang’ from the Density era. Video also has the iconic “Queen of Moderation” quote.

My favorite FatAl video of all time. She’s so extra, fantastically Amber in it.
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"I'm not really a pepperoni type of gorl...."
Insulin reid said:
Fuck backflips. When do you think was the last time amber jumped?
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Destiny Era, when she was scurred to jump off the curb but managed to do some kind of retarded half-leap-mostly-gravity thing off it in her wrong shoes.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
"I'm not really a pepperoni type of gorl...."


Destiny Era, when she was scurred to jump off the curb but managed to do some kind of retarded half-leap-mostly-gravity thing off it in her wrong shoes.
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Hamber cannot defy gravity. Newton's Law of Physics will eventually have their way with her fat. One word proves this theorem.

Ankleballs.

Gravity will take its toll and gives zero shits about your ABCD self-diagnosed disorders.

What that fat fuck sees when she looks in a mirror is beyond me.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
Hamber cannot defy gravity. Newton's Law of Physics will eventually have their way with her fat. One word proves this theorem.

Ankleballs.
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MSHPL inured me to the existence of ankleballs as well as leg and arm sleeves made of fat. Hamber's don't even faze me. She's definitely on her way to being unable to walk because of them, too.


Slappy McGherkin said:
Gravity will take its toll and gives zero shits about your ABCD self-diagnosed disorders.

What that fat fuck sees when she looks in a mirror is beyond me.
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Gravity has been making itself known to her for a bit now. It all slides downhill, Hamber.

ADHD said:
About four and a half years ago.
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Oh, fucking hell. I had blotted that out of my memory, it was so horrifying. You shouldn't be rocking the camera when you're jumping like six feet away from it.



Also, regarding this fucking "wifey" naming bullshit. Apathetic Faxx has put together a part one video about how Hamber and her My Gorlfriend got together, and in a clip from the livestream "Francis, whatchu Mean" Hamber herself says "Let's just call her wifey". She also blatantly lies to the audience. So take your "respect" - which you never give anyone else, I might add - and shove it.

The number of "Imma be honest"s is off the fucking charts, so we could all tell at the time she was lying out her fat fuckig shelf ass.

Let's just call wifey wifey
 
Since her video the other day showing her leggings size 4x - and reading Situation Type Deal Gorl’s excellent summary today reminded me to look-into it. The 4x whatever, I was more interested in the numbers 34/36. Not familiar with the brand but to compare it to a Canadian Plus Size store (which if you watch Chantal you will be familiar with ) Penningtons. This store appears to be more generous in sizing than torrid but look at where 34/36 falls on the size chart.

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I will add women’s clothing sizing is different at just about every store (regular size or plus size) and the arbitrary 4x means almost nothing but the 34/36 might be more consistent.
 
Amber saying she still thinks about WLS but said eating 1200 cal Dr.now diet will cause her to “write a suicide note” because she “will burst her stomach” after binging from it.
 
mekalekahi said:
Amber saying she still thinks about WLS but said eating 1200 cal Dr.now diet will cause her to “write a suicide note” because she “will burst her stomach” after binging from it.
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We should be so lucky to get that sort of quality entertainment. Instead we get Hamber waddling from the couch to the door to meet the UE driver like they're Santa coming down the chimney.
 
Everyone in her comments is so stuck on the whole ''you're not losing because you're miscalculating!''.

I'm sorry but nah.
Miscalculating would imply she's a couple of hundred calories off maybe, she's not plateaued at 500lbs due some miscalculations. She's not losing because she's actively eating a shit ton of food off camera.
Miscalculations my arse.
 
dfranki723 said:
Everyone in her comments is so stuck on the whole ''you're not losing because you're miscalculating!''.

I'm sorry but nah.
Miscalculating would imply she's a couple of hundred calories off maybe, she's not plateaued at 500lbs due some miscalculations. She's not losing because she's actively eating a shit ton of food off camera.
Miscalculations my arse.
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I agree that she’s probably eating tons off camera but she’s absolutely miscalculating her on camera food intake by 800-1000 calories each day.
 
dfranki723 said:
Everyone in her comments is so stuck on the whole ''you're not losing because you're miscalculating!''.

I'm sorry but nah.
Miscalculating would imply she's a couple of hundred calories off maybe, she's not plateaued at 500lbs due some miscalculations. She's not losing because she's actively eating a shit ton of food off camera.
Miscalculations my arse.
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I think it's a combination of miscalc and stuffing her fat fucking fafe with more than she's showing.

In other words (or in another word): bolth.

Edit to add: getting around to watching the reactions on this, and that point where Hamber thinks about WW, and "no, they give me too many points which makes me binge" and hey, Fatty, you understand that you don't HAVE to eat right up to that point level. Or you could just pick another fucking number. Stop acting like you're entirely bereft of options in everything.
 
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The whole partially blaming miscalculation is in the same vein as her counting decimals of supposed weight loss. That's what I mean. Of course she isn't counting them correctly but she's too big for it to matter. Fucking up calorie counting would be kinda important if you were a normal size because it's going to make a valuable difference, it won't do shit for this fat cunt.

It is absolutely pointless to acknowledge. I can guarantee she's going to bring up ''miscalculations'' as an excuse soon because so many people are throwing that out there recently.
It'll just be another ''uwu I made an oopsy daisy, I'm such a bimbo guyzzz, not my fault, you all need to ruhlizzzze it's the dodgy calorie counting that caused my weight gain and nothing else''.
 

DeeShmee said:
Since her video the other day showing her leggings size 4x - and reading Situation Type Deal Gorl’s excellent summary today reminded me to look-into it. The 4x whatever, I was more interested in the numbers 34/36. Not familiar with the brand but to compare it to a Canadian Plus Size store (which if you watch Chantal you will be familiar with ) Penningtons. This store appears to be more generous in sizing than torrid but look at where 34/36 falls on the size chart.

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I will add women’s clothing sizing is different at just about every store (regular size or plus size) and the arbitrary 4x means almost nothing but the 34/36 might be more consistent.
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Did she end up buying them? Why would she even think to try a 34/36 Tall unless she knows most of the length will be pulled up by her various gunts and the girth on her legs.
 
dfranki723 said:
The whole partially blaming miscalculation is in the same vein as her counting decimals of supposed weight loss. That's what I mean. Of course she isn't counting them correctly but she's too big for it to matter. Fucking up calorie counting would be kinda important if you were a normal size because it's going to make a valuable difference, it won't do shit for this fat cunt.
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It is absolutely not a "miscalculation". A miscalculation is an activity where you do not realise that you made a mistake in a calculation. In general, it happens once in a while but most of the calculations are actually accurate. For Amber's calorie counting, they are always wrong and never on the high side. Amber does not want to be restricted in the amount of food she eats, so she makes sure that everything she eats is calculated to be always 1,700 calories. Furthermore, she likely never includes in her calculations the food that she binges on. It is the same with Weight Watcher points.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
It is absolutely not a "miscalculation". A miscalculation is an activity where you do not realise that you made a mistake in a calculation.
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Not to be pedantic, but I will: deliberate miscalculation really is something that people do. In Hamber's case, I think it would be easier to just say she lies - about the amount she eats, about the calories, both, whichever way you want to go. In the end, it's all the same.

 
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