🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She might not understand the difference between serving size and total size of the "ingredients" she's using. A while ago she made some sort of heavy cream coffee that she claimed had about 100 calories but she put so much heavy cream in the coffee that alone amounted to about 300 calories.
 
Pudgy Bear Claws said:
Did she end up buying them? Why would she even think to try a 34/36 Tall unless she knows most of the length will be pulled up by her various gunts and the girth on her legs.
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The ones I showed were pulled from her closet and she already owns. I’m assuming the site she orders from does some vanity sizing, but again I am not familiar with it. Some plus size stores also carry “petites” for shorter people who are still wide and occasionally “tall” for people taller than 5”10. (Knowledge mostly from penningtons websites)
 
She said she got them from Woman Within, which run notoriously huge according to all the online reviews. Most people will tell you to size down. She said she likes them tight so all of her lard pudding stays packed in place.
 
Meal prep? For someone who never leaves the house and doesn’t work? Protein coffee? Yeah fatass, you just need more protein and stimulants for that elephant heart. Too retarded to live.
 
Jade wasn't seen nor heard but Amber acts like she's talking to her off camera. Says "me and my girlfriend" are going to meal prep even though she's cooking by herself. Got her groceries delivered. Filming again after taking a week off right after her ten days off.

Jade's fucking gone. Amber's alone.

And she looks FAT.
 
You know how she teased talking about medical stuff for this video? Well she does it again a few minutes in to this video. Then we get 20 mins of absolute shit. As an after thought, Fatty then teases it for future videos. Strange how someone who is not a narc uses narc tactics all the time.
Have you noticed whenever you pause a video of this fat fuck, that she always looks like utter pig vomit?
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So she's trying to be Nader from Foodie Beautie's circus.... Terribly preparing a meal and some gross drink...

Now Amber's Weigh!
 
Trees said:
Jade wasn't seen nor heard but Amber acts like she's talking to her off camera. Says "me and my girlfriend" are going to meal prep even though she's cooking by herself. Got her groceries delivered. Filming again after taking a week off right after her ten days off.

Jade's fucking gone. Amber's alone.

And she looks FAT.
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I mean, someone was filming her doing her "meal prep" so
 
Trees said:
Jade wasn't seen nor heard but Amber acts like she's talking to her off camera. Says "me and my girlfriend" are going to meal prep even though she's cooking by herself. Got her groceries delivered. Filming again after taking a week off right after her ten days off.

Jade's fucking gone. Amber's alone.

And she looks FAT.
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The more Fatty doubles down on anything, the bigger the lah. Remember when she was adamant Becky hadn't gone? That she was at a relatives who had Wu Flu. Thumby later confirmed she had had enough and needed some space.

lol cow supreme said:
So she's trying to be Nader from Foodie Beautie's circus.... Terribly preparing a meal and some gross drink...

Now Amber's Weigh!
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But Nader's a narcissist and Fatty's.... Oh, never mind, you're right. And Fatty mentions being anal in this video - so she really is trying to be him.
 
How many times has she flip flopped about drinking vs not drinking coffee? I’d estimate about a dozen.

I amused myself for a moment imagining her sitting there typing “rebranding my channel” onto the title bar, uploading a “vlog” full of clips that by her own admission are at least two weeks old.

Guess we got our answer though: her riveting and very critically acclaimed “series” lasted for a whopping eight episodes! Now to see how long until the pointless title count resets again.
 
Pearlxx said:
I mean, someone was filming her doing her "meal prep" so
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Good point

Guess I'll pour another drink before events start to unfold

(I thought Jade's last straw would have been cutting spam)

Do you think Amber would do another one of those live streams where she drinks a bottle of whiskey and calls herself a dumb lying bitch who's gonna die soon and tells us how many peanuts she really eats if it were highly requested?
 
I just watched Apathetic FaxX's latest video about Amberlynn and Wifey and was startled by a clip highlighed in the video. My appologies if this was mentioned when the stream its from was talked about last year... But its relevant not just because its in this AF video. It really shows the fickleness of Ambers relationships, and her fear of being alone.

Amber has ALWAYS been desperate to never be alone. So much so that she takes ANYONE willing. Thats infact her only criteria for "loving someone"... did they reach out to her. Do they love her? If they love Amber then YES AMBERS ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE! She has always been the one to be dumped. I believe if Jade Francis was back in New York visiting her family and someone else messaged Amber offering to move in THAT DAY..Amber would be in love.

Here's the clip:
Just after being asked (and deflecting) how she feels about never spending any real time single in her adult life, Becky reads a chat question.

Becky (Reading Chat): As a bisexual who has trouble finding same sex partners, Amber how do you always find a new girlfriend?

Amber INSTANTLY pops up from whatever she's distracted with and answers with urgency.
Ambers reply: Ha! They always message me. Ha. They ALWAYS MESSAGE ME!... *Begins counting on her finger like they are trophies" Casey-Messaged me! Crystal-Messaged me! Destiny- Messaged me! Becky-Messaged me!.. sigh. Wifey..maybe one day will be my girlfriend-Messaged me! I dunno. They just message me and we vibe and the rest is history so.

She says this with such pride, like its a massive flex. LOOK HOW MUCH EVERYONE WANTS ME! When in reality it shows how sadly desperate she is...and kind of proves the point that Jade is on the grift. She watched Amber, new exactly how to love bomb her and then saw the opening with the Becky break up.
 
Why the hell would you put protein shakes into coffee? Even more astounding is that Wipey's coffee was made the same way,
so it can't just be Amber's weird taste in food.
 
I dunno, I'm getting a very strong no Wipey vibe. I have a feeling someone else was filming the "meal prep". She's acting very different, eXpecially at the end, when she's sitting in her stupid "office" and almost whispering, kinda like her first videos, when she was embarrased to "vlog" near others. Either someone else slid into her DMs, or maybe she got another cancer and her mom or someone came to be with her. I might be wrong, but I think something's going on there, and Wipey's gone. We'll just have to wait and see, I guess.
 
Amber all of a sudden an anti-plastic classist when it comes to her garbage food. But her garbage coffee, not so much.

Only the finest glass for this classy gal.
 
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