🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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AnonymousThrowLala said:
Did ALR just upload a video where she points out Jade’s MOTHER is using her Netflix account?

Setting aside that’s against the terms of service and maybe you shouldn’t publicize it on a platform where everyone hates you, I’m so proud that our little grifter is also spreading the wealth to her fam. ❤️
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Eh cant really shit on that. Everyone does it.

FatalTater said:
She won't eat raw tomato, I think it's a texture thing. Something I would overlook in someone with a better personality but it's Amber so.
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I am a nonraw tomato eater but only the guts. I try to have them removed from items but its not the end of the world if they forget. I take them off (X) for Amber though. I have never seen her take tomatoes request for or taken tomatoes off anything. When you truly dislike a food item you truly dislike it.


FupaCitySheriff said:
slowly. In the other video, she set an alarm to go pee, every hour.
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If it weren't Amber I could buy this because ADHD and autistic people will forget to use the bathroom. They will get the signal, ignore it and then suddenly its so bad they have to go right then and there they are sprinting go the bathroom.
Also incontinence is a big deal the heavier someone gets. All of her weight is pushing down on her organs including her bladder. Im not understanding why she isn't peeing every your regardless. An alarm is smart for her because it probably takes her 10 minutes to get to the bathroom, clothes off and situated so she doesnt piss on herself.


Constellationzero said:
So... Hambutt is afraid of literal crawlspaces used for storage in some houses. Jesus Pathetic Fucking Christ...
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Shes only afraid she'll get stuck

<<I *hate* food." LiarLynn, fuck off. You love food. We've SEEN YOU EAT. Goddamn, dude. "I literally cannot control it." >>
Plus she's a damn pill hound anyway. She can just topiramate. Didn't she claim to be on Lamictal? Thats also works as an appetite suppressant. She drinks coffee? Slam a few cups. She doesnt not want to have an appetite. It would kill her.

<<she doesn't want her had to smell like onion.>>
Ah where everyone else is fighting their eyes tearing up... this bitch is worries about her paws

<<STOP USING "OBSESSED" TO MEAN EXCITED OR INTERESTED. JFC, you claim to be a fucking writer. Use some other goddamned words.>>
You haydur she knows exactly what obsessed means. She has OCPD duh
 
Shade For Days said:
This woman collects diagnosis as if they were trophies.

edit - spelling
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Ironically, I think it’s most likely she has the one she never really leaned into - ADHD. Her hyper-focus is food. She gets obsessed with things, hoards them, then forgets them. She needs timers to function during the day. She’s constantly distracted and forgetful, despite having a life that doesn’t require much thinking, to say the least. She’s extremely impulsive. She misses important details all the time, like ordering the right thing online (I think she is actually genuinely surprised when she gets a Torrid dress in a size/style she doesn’t remember ordering), when banks are open, all the steps for planning events. She loses things all the time and can’t follow simple recipes.

Given that ADHD is the closest thing to her ideal, “take a pill and forget about it” type of care, it’s odd she never ran with that. My guess is that either (a) her life is so fucking dull and undemanding that she can’t actually demonstrate any significant impairment for the diagnosis, (b) she doesn’t qualify due to having none of the restlessness behaviors mentally or physically, or (c) prescribing amphetamines is contraindicated for someone with her BP, BMI, or lack of ability to comply with rules for prescription of a controlled substance.

Or it’s that every physician who’s seen her has thought, wow, ADHD is the least of your problems.
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
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Amber has requested that we change how we refer to Jade Francis/Wipey/Wifey. I'm not completely against following Ambers wish with this so here goes my first post with that in mind;

I really wish My Girlfriend would stop squeezing Ambers bad tits in these videos.
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Amber is a delusional retard. We call her "Wipey" because she's Amber's caretaker and grifter. We all know she's not gonna be here for the long ride anyways.
 
WAHHH DON'T USE NAMES AND WORDS I DON'T LIKE WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Whether you like it or not Fatty, you can't control the language other people use. Your whore is a tacky ''Wifey'' and a literal ''Wipey''. Both names are fitting. I mean anyone calling their partner''wifey'' is childish and embarrassing but don't pretend you didn't love it. You bathed in that pretend romantic nickname bullshit.

Wipey spends her time sucking the sweat off of Fat Fuck's rolls. Her opinions on anything and everything have no value. Same as you, Hamber.
 
Frog-Chomping Bat said:
Ironically, I think it’s most likely she has the one she never really leaned into - ADHD. Her hyper-focus is food. She gets obsessed with things, hoards them, then forgets them. She needs timers to function during the day. She’s constantly distracted and forgetful, despite having a life that doesn’t require much thinking, to say the least. She’s extremely impulsive. She misses important details all the time, like ordering the right thing online (I think she is actually genuinely surprised when she gets a Torrid dress in a size/style she doesn’t remember ordering), when banks are open, all the steps for planning events. She loses things all the time and can’t follow simple recipes.

Given that ADHD is the closest thing to her ideal, “take a pill and forget about it” type of care, it’s odd she never ran with that. My guess is that either (a) her life is so fucking dull and undemanding that she can’t actually demonstrate any significant impairment for the diagnosis, (b) she doesn’t qualify due to having none of the restlessness behaviors mentally or physically, or (c) prescribing amphetamines is contraindicated for someone with her BP, BMI, or lack of ability to comply with rules for prescription of a controlled substance.

Or it’s that every physician who’s seen her has thought, wow, ADHD is the least of your problems.
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Amber occasionally gives the ADHD diagnosis a market test, but the feedback has been less than enthusiastic, and all her other doctor mill diagnoses fell flat.
 
Frog-Chomping Bat said:
Ironically, I think it’s most likely she has the one she never really leaned into - ADHD. Her hyper-focus is food. She gets obsessed with things, hoards them, then forgets them. She needs timers to function during the day. She’s constantly distracted and forgetful, despite having a life that doesn’t require much thinking, to say the least. She’s extremely impulsive. She misses important details all the time, like ordering the right thing online (I think she is actually genuinely surprised when she gets a Torrid dress in a size/style she doesn’t remember ordering), when banks are open, all the steps for planning events. She loses things all the time and can’t follow simple recipes.

Given that ADHD is the closest thing to her ideal, “take a pill and forget about it” type of care, it’s odd she never ran with that. My guess is that either (a) her life is so fucking dull and undemanding that she can’t actually demonstrate any significant impairment for the diagnosis, (b) she doesn’t qualify due to having none of the restlessness behaviors mentally or physically, or (c) prescribing amphetamines is contraindicated for someone with her BP, BMI, or lack of ability to comply with rules for prescription of a controlled substance.

Or it’s that every physician who’s seen her has thought, wow, ADHD is the least of your problems.
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She probably wouldn't be able to get diagnosed with ADHD. As an adult, your symptoms needed to have been present from childhood. I don't know how she would prove something like that. Her mother wouldn't be able to vouch for her, since she was absent for most of Amber's childhood. Her school records probably wouldn't be a good indicator, either, since her grades and teachers' remarks could be chalked up to truancy (which Amber has confirmed) and/or a bad home life.

Also, at least for children (although probably for adults as well) who are looking to get diagnosed, your inability to focus needs to be prevalent in at least two "aspects" of your life: school, home, sports, work, etc. ("To be diagnosed with ADHD, your child must also have: ... been showing symptoms in at least 2 different settings"). Amber's only settings are home and Wommart, so there's no way for a psychiatrist to tell if her inattentiveness is just due to sitting at home all day.

I do think you're right, though: if Amber has anything going on upstairs, it's most likely ADHD. It would just be hard to prove on a clinical level.
 
dfranki723 said:
Wipey spends her time sucking the sweat off of Fat Fuck's rolls.
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I absolutely hate you for that image. Nothing on this site has ever squicked me out, not chris chan's taint wound, not the lady who picked her own legs off, not ethan ralph's gunt. But that, that made me gag. Jesus christ.
 
R-2E-054 said:
I do think you're right, though: if Amber has anything going on upstairs, it's most likely Fat-Addled Brain Syndrome. It would be easy to prove on a clinical level.
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FIFY, fren. All she needs to do is step on the scale, no clinical diagnosis required.
 
Frog-Chomping Bat said:
Ironically, I think it’s most likely she has the one she never really leaned into - ADHD. Her hyper-focus is food.
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Dana stated in the past that the only thing that Amber talked about is food. It is hard to make friends when this is all you talk about.

Frog-Chomping Bat said:
She gets obsessed with things, hoards them, then forgets them.
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She is very much like an early teen obsessed with a movie star, a singer, or an activity. For a while, she was doing Legos. then she bought an industrial quantity of them. She also bought thousands of dollars of graphic novels that she never read. She has no focus on her life.

Frog-Chomping Bat said:
She needs timers to function during the day. She’s constantly distracted and forgetful, despite having a life that doesn’t require much thinking, to say the least. She’s extremely impulsive. She misses important details all the time, like ordering the right thing online (I think she is actually genuinely surprised when she gets a Torrid dress in a size/style she doesn’t remember ordering), when banks are open, all the steps for planning events. She loses things all the time and can’t follow simple recipes.
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I do not believe that she can function by herself as an adult. She needs someone to remind her to do basic activities, like taking her medications, setting appointments, and washing. She never seems to have developed higher cognitive functions. If no one is around, she does not know what to do.
 
"Or, as Simon and colleagues write: "Nearly one-quarter of the cases of obesity in the general population are attributable to the association with mood disorder. It is equally correct to state that more than one-fifth of cases of mood disorder in the general population are attributable to the association with obesity.""

Terrific! You get to be right, no matter what!

Next, he'll be polling them to do the same thing with the beetus, except he'll try to correlate it with bipolar and not megatons.
 
Without even watching, we all know it's just clickbait bullshit. Fatty getting more and more desperate for those YT shekels. She's probably feeling the pressure to keep bribing My Gorlfriend to stay with her.
 
"I don't lose weight if I eat 2400 calories." 2400 calories a day is the least she would have to eat for 2 lbs weight loss a week based on her BMI, even more if she cut the calories and exercised, enough to make a 10-15 lbs loss possible within one week. Hell, she could get on stimulants, diet pills, nicotine, etc. and blow that number out of the water, while being healthier than she is now.

StyrofoamFridge said:
Things are beginning to boil if you ask me. Speaking of boils, I wonder if Amberlynn will order a seafood boil soon that she was craving to pig out on, earlier? Mukbangs are imminent. Her kidneys are probably enlarged and salty enough you could stick a 3rd world child miner to clear out the salt for days.
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Of course Amberlynn starts episode 8 raving about a seafood boil and denies she ordered it later that day, ya dun goofed and told us you binged after this a week later. ADHD talk is back in discussion, funnily enough after it was mentioned here last page. She's so predictable and starts making excuses to show us her "thought process."

"Things happened in my life I don't want to talk about... I'll figure it out. " So 10 days after this was filmed nothing was done and she binged. Is this hinting at Jade's departure? Hopefully this is the end of the Wipey Era and Jade's weirdo rat-ass runs back to New York. If the next gorlfriend can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
 
Two containers of "feminine spray."

Also, could be the angle but after the 10 days of binging it really shows, especially in her face.
 
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I’m not even going to address her latest mentulz bullshit.
Virtually the same as I wrote the other day.
Weights by day -
1-486.4
2-485.8 -0.6
3-484.6 -1.2
4-484.8 +0.2
5-485.6 +0.8
6-none=binged
7-485.8 +0.2
8-486.2 +0.4

In 7 days of dieteen Fatty has lost a grand total of 0.2 elbees and her reasoning about this sorry state of affairs is… ‘It is what it is’
As you can see, Fatty lost on the first 2 days and has now gained on the last 5. Give it up Fatty.. and she did.
Instead of paying $800 a month for her pretend psychologist, she could always pay a genuine dietician to write her out a diet plan and then stick to it. DO NOT PESTER THEM!
Outright lahs about putting out a video every other day since the start of this year. Not true. See how easy she finds lying, even when the truth is readily available.
More narc bullshit to try to get people to watch her next video.
I hope My Gorlfriend’s compensation doxxing has made her fuck off back to NY.
 
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