🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Due to relativity, time also does weird things the closer you get to amber's orbit. This is why, despite a video only being 5 minutes, it will feel like an hour or more to an observer outside amber's gravitational field.

Her hole is definitely black.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Her hole is definitely black.

Suck in the entire surrounding universe and kill it.

 

[Billie Ross]

Can't remember seeing it in here.
Dana and her new nigga.
What's about the morbidly obese and niggas?

 

[ADHD]

Archive:

 

[Git]

Can't remember seeing it in here.
Dana and her new nigga.
What's about the morbidly obese and niggas?
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Getting the white mans undesirables is a status symbol amongst tha brothas.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Can't remember seeing it in here.
Dana and her new nigga.
What's about the morbidly obese and niggas?
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I can't tell if that's a heboon or a sheboon.

These absolute retards owning objects that scream what they are, lest they forget what NAPKINS, UTENSILS, CAT FOOD, FOLD SCRAPERS, RECTAL SPECULUMS are.

idk what Amber needs NAPKINS for. I have lidurlee never seen her use one.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

11 minutes of my life i never get back.
soooooooo boring.
fat as ever.

i did not know there was a difference.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Yet again she forgot to mention she is an Amazon affiliate - so another video filmed ages ago.
Assures us she buys her own Amazon crap and Becky er.. Jade buys her own Amazon crap - same old story, just a different assistant.
Jade opens the Amazon box for Fatty. Well, that’s what an assistant is paid to do. Fatty pretends Jade does it out of love.
More pointless crap from Amazon. Containers to contain things that are already in containers.

Hey Hambo, you really wanna know how much Jade ‘loves’ you? Ask her to appear on camera. No matter how much she doesn’t want to - if she loves you, she’ll do it. *Not a hope in Hell. When she’s done with this grift, she wants to disappear into anonymity with the car and as much cash as she can carry. Living with Hambo must be a bit like trying to win prizes on a gameshow.

Get yourself someone who looks at you the way Fatty looks at herself

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Can't remember seeing it in here.
Dana and her new nigga.
What's about the morbidly obese and niggas?
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Simply put? They cull the fattest of bitches that nobody white would ever want to be seen with.

Oh, the true stories of this I could tell. Bless them in their efforts. They are doing the rest of us a favor.

Dana and negroid surprises me not in the least.

 

[Owlflaps]

Can't remember seeing it in here.
Dana and her new nigga.
What's about the morbidly obese and niggas?
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To be fair, any relationship after Density is an upgrade. She's a goblin. Here's to hoping her new boo treats her right (and isn't a feeder).

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Dana sure switched a lot of teams in one scoop.

 

[mekalekahi]

 

[Ben Lurkin']

CAN I WALK A MILE AT 500 POUNDS??? | VLOG​

Spoiler: Archive

CAN I WALK A MILE AT 500 POUNDS VLOG.mp4

Here, the voices in Amber's head are clearly saying:
"Welp, I still have a pretty face situation-type deal. Not gunna lie: 10 outta 10."

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Dainty gorls don't send nudes. They think it's risque to show an ankle and there is no way Hambo is even showing one of her dainty cankles.
If there really were nudes, which I doubt, they would be ideal if Wipey wanted to try a spot of blackmail on Hambo.

I doubt this story 100%, just like all the horrific sexytimes questions "people" asked her. She finally got the fucking hint to stop asking herself these things because people were grossed out. Goes doubles for your supposed nudes, Fatty.

As for walkeen a mile, I doubt Fatty could scootypuff for a mile before it breaks down.

Wrnt to the doctor the other day - just my annual checkup/checkin, nothing special. Got to the room to be parked until my doc came in, and the ONLY chairs in the fucking room were those gigantic ones that two normal people could sit in. One had arms, and one did not, I guess to cater to the fatties like Hamber who are as wide as they are tall who couldn't sit in the one with arms. Those chairs make me feel like I'm being swallowed by a whale.

11 minutes of my life i never get back.
soooooooo boring.
fat as ever.
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Cued

Gravity and time are definitely not her friends, holy shit. It's finially happening: her upper arm fat is starting to slide down her elbow into her forearm. It's more pronounced on the right arm, but the left is joining in on the fun, too. In addition to Weebles (except she falls down), this children's toy seems apt.

i did not know there was a difference.
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More useless shit to contain items that comes in their own containers. Amazing.

To be fair, any relationship after Density is an upgrade. She's a goblin. Here's to hoping her new boo treats her right (and isn't a feeder).

Maybe she'll convince him to shed some poundage, too.

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Know what pareidolia is? It's when people, in their constant need to impose order on a chaotic world, see images in things like clouds or burnt toast, or in this case (my case), opening this image full size and seeing a pig face outline in that lighter spot in the lower portion of the image. Even your cat food is trying to tell you that you're a PigLynn.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

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I thought that was beans in a bathtub I gotta go to bed.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

Maybe it's just a "me" thing...and "normal" tugs or smoothing doesn't register.

But TorridLynn gets on my very last nerve with her incessant pickin', then pick-pick,
pick-pickin' at her clothes. Sweet Fanny Backshelf. It's. Every. Damn. Try-on.

Since there are names for any and all of the neurotic phobias imaginable,
there damn well should be a name for loathing this whateverthefuckitscalled, too.

And, just when I start to holla, "Christsakes, buy the next size up, Fatty!"...I realize:
It's Torrid. There isn't one.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

I have a feeling the whole affiliate thing might be a big bite in the ass. Don't declare sponsors/revenues, you're in for a bad time. Youtube is starting to get incredibly litigious when it comes to video titles reflecting on content too. basically, Youtube's algorithm is trying to undo clickbait. This was incredibly skeezy like 7 minutes of her reacting like a mongoloid and 3 minutes of "content".

If you want to know how bad it is for amber before that Nickado video it took her 139 days for an old video to break 100k views. It took her nearly half a year, that for Amber since her cowdom is unheard of. She now faces the issue of incredibly clickbaiting in a system that does not want clickbait. Amber cannot livestream either because whenever she does in post she loses viewers. With her shorter video lengths too she faces the problem of fewer ads and fewer clicks.

This is the face of desperation.

 

[Lack of a better nickname]

Do you remember when our favourite hog was insisting on not sweating?

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

I have a feeling the whole affiliate thing might be a big bite in the ass. Don't declare sponsors/revenues, you're in for a bad time.

I dont know how the whole affiliate thing should work but, 'forgeting' to mention your Sponsor 4 times in a row? Thats intentional.
I hope someone denounces her ass to Team YouTube on Twitter.

 

[ObviousMelon]

Maybe it's just a "me" thing...and "normal" tugs or smoothing doesn't register.

But TorridLynn gets on my very last nerve with her incessant pickin', then pick-pick,
pick-pickin' at her clothes. Sweet Fanny Backshelf. It's. Every. Damn. Try-on.

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Someone actually made a compilation video about that