🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Unreachable Twat said:
Yeah, I've also thought about how her going broke would put her on a forced starvation diet, but lets be real... This bitch will literally eat anything and has the palette of a 2 year old. She'll binge her ass off on 10,000 calories of ramen and chips from the fuckin Dollar Tree for like 2 bucks. The only thing that will stop this retarded cunt from eating is death itself.
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Look--we've all watched (in horror) Chantal drinking salad dressing and gravy. So Fat Albert will not only eat Dollar Tree Ramen and Southgate Stew (all while going "WHUUUUT? NOWAYYYY!" in her SPED dead-eye stare and declaring she came up with a new Michelin Star recipe), we may see the following MOOK-BONGS:

* Stick of Butter
* Entire tub of Country Crock
* WishBone/Richard Simmons/Kraft Salad dressings
* Cat shit from the litter box
* "Dumpster Diving" "Freegan" "Free-Range" "Re-Claimed" URNGE Chikin from Cheesecake Factory
* Same, but for 7-Eleven sushi
* Gas Station dumpstering
* Food Bank MOOK BONG extravaganza--featuring expired (insert thing here)

Soon we may see just how creative and enterprising our gorl is. Love that for hurr.
 
FatalTater said:
Orko had a theory about Amber not wanting people to be able to look at past comments on things to find any that are bad enough for FBI involvement.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0KHsfVtKanI
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Wouldn't that involve actually deleting the account? She is just fainting on a couch being dramatic for attention. Not actually deleting anything.
"Goodbye Rarity Cat, hand on forehead, swoons and faints on couch".
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
I'm calling bullshit still because (a) the area for the email doesn't look long enough for the required firstname.lastname @ agency.gov that is the standard makeup of all government emails, and (b) they wouldn't contact her to inform her that they're investigating something - they'd contact her if they wanted information to pursue on an investigation. They're not there to assure you that they've got your back and are protecting your fee-fees, they're there to ply information out of you to support a case.

ETA: The only other thing I can think of for an agent to legitimately contact ALR would be if someone she knew used her as a reference for a security clearance for a job. If you aren't connected to an investigation, they may actually simply go to a connected family member and ask them to have you contact them, because fuck using a ton of resources to find your ass. (source: done plenty of Q&A for people who've worked for me in the past and used me for reference for future jobs which require security checks) Didn't think of that one initially, because ALR is usually surrounded by mouth-breathing buttergoblins that I wouldn't peg as the type to use her as a reference for anything that would require a clearance.
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Of course it’s all bullshit. They’re the fucking FBI they’d KNOW how to contact her. Her apartment info is in this very thread ffs. Just google fake fbi card and you literally get the template for the card that’s her “evidence”
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FatalTater said:
Orko had a theory about Amber not wanting people to be able to look at past comments on things to find any that are bad enough for FBI involvement.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0KHsfVtKanI
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Orko coming through with the damn detectiveness as usual. I wonder why he’s never monetized, he should be a damn millionaire off those screenshots of perfection alone. He certainly puts in more work in his videos than the Ham has ever even fucking considered doing.
 
ADHD said:
Archive:
20220327 SPAM HASHBROWNS MUKBANG!!!! eating disorder recovery.mp4
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Her eating video thumbnail all look like they were recorded on the same day. I didn't watch to confirm because I would much rather die than watch one of her boring videos, especially one of her stuffing her face, so I could be wrong. Wasn't she supposedly going to some ED clinic, what is the point of doing that and then stuffing your face on camera? Did she accidentally attend the anorexia classes and not the binge eating ones?
 
Amber will refuse to put any actual effort to tell a believable, honest story and to make an effort to attempt to lose weight. She will however put effort to make up grade school stories about FBI Frank, Wifey, everyone being her BFF and how her doctors and specialists totally understand her and let her do what is best.

Any idiot can clearly see she has no eating disorder, she just eats a fuckton all the time and she eats more without thinking about it when shes upset. She talks about eating slower when she records but look how she inhales potatoes and spam like its nothing while being mad people once again dont believe her. Shes also taking all the advice from her "therapy" wrong because shes giving them the wrong information.
 
"Recovery"
Next mookbong will be a vat of hobo stew. You go on doing you, FatAl.
We all believe every word that comes out of your mouth.
We surely do.
 
You know, this is the first time I was actually convinced she doesn't have binge eating disorder. Late, I know, but it was the kind of thing I could sort of believe from her videos. But from what we're now hearing about the outpatient program, she seems almost a little underwhelmed when they're zeroing in on the act of actually binging. They're asking her to snack and not starve for the sake of calories and it's the easier thing in the world for her to do because she wasn't binging the way someone with an ED/coping mechanism does, she just restricted like a yo-yo dieter, eating 1400 calories one day for her "healthy" what I ate in a day videos, and then being ravenous the next. So now when she doesn't give a fuck about what she eats, like truly doesn't give a fuck because her ED specialists told her to, the binging vanishes into thin air.

Guess all that's left is still being a fat fuck and well we've seen how easy that is for her to fix.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
Her eating video thumbnail all look like they were recorded on the same day. I didn't watch to confirm because I would much rather die than watch one of her boring videos, especially one of her stuffing her face, so I could be wrong.
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SHe has food. Hanging. Out, If. Her. Mouth. JFC, Big Ham, you disgusting fatbody.

notfoodienotbeauty said:
Wasn't she supposedly going to some ED clinic, what is the point of doing that and then stuffing your face on camera? Did she accidentally attend the anorexia classes and not the binge eating ones?
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If she did, that ain't working, either.

DontEatThat said:
Any idiot can clearly see she has no eating disorder, she just eats a fuckton all the time and she eats more without thinking about it when shes upset. She talks about eating slower when she records but look how she inhales potatoes and spam like its nothing while being mad people once again dont believe her.
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Yes. She may have disordered eating, sure, but meh, tons of people do the mindless eating thing, or decide they want to pig out while watching YT videos or something. That just isn't special enough for Hamber, even though it fits her to a T. Nope, got one more ailment for her bingo card of excuses/maladies. Hey, someone needs to make an excuse/victimhood bingo card! Muh mentalz, Muh BED, Muh childhood, I wore the wrong shoes, etc.

DontEatThat said:
Shes also taking all the advice from her "therapy" wrong because shes giving them the wrong information lying out her ass to them about her eating habits and how much she eats.
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FTFY.


Totally real FBI Frank said:
Shrimp-gate vibes. Can we please have another mass unsubscribe please?
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If only. I'd love to see all her metrics look like hockey sticks.

Bilibin said:
You know, this is the first time I was actually convinced she doesn't have binge eating disorder. Late, I know, but it was the kind of thing I could sort of believe from her videos. But from what we're now hearing about the outpatient program, she seems almost a little underwhelmed when they're zeroing in on the act of actually binging. They're asking her to snack and not starve for the sake of calories and it's the easier thing in the world for her to do because she wasn't binging the way someone with an ED/coping mechanism does, she just restricted like a yo-yo dieter, eating 1400 calories one day for her "healthy" what I ate in a day videos, and then being ravenous the next. So now when she doesn't give a fuck about what she eats, like truly doesn't give a fuck because her ED specialists told her to, the binging vanishes into thin air.
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Just as with people who were speculating she is a lesbian of convenience, she definitely has BED of convenience (she does not have BED). She wants McDonald's and Dairy Queen and a giant bag of candy = she claims it was a binge the next day and feels terrible, loads of regret, and whatever else, feel sorry for me, please! But that was not just her eating all the shit food she wanted to eat, it was a BINGE, haydur, how dare you make fun of someone's mental health!
 
If you have to constantly bring up the fact that you shower and how showing is part of your routine it probably isn't. That's like mentioning that you changed your underwear or put on deodorant. For most people, that's a given.
 
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