🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Wow, Fat Amber is big mad. She's really letting the mask slip here. She says people should just stop watching if they don't want to see her content and she'll get her wish. People will contiue to scroll past her videos and her numbers will continue to drop.

Here's why, Hamber. You profit off of your audience. YouTube is how you pay your bills and people know this. Your viewers, be they, supporters or detractors, are what keeps spam in your massive maw, keeps a roof over those god awful, leaky legs and ensures you can keep the lights on.

You sit there on your gigantic ass and troll, lie and bait your audience. The same people who provide everything mentioned above (plus more) and you wonder why people are tuning out? You live in a fairytale land that is so far from reality that people can't relate to you. You're so out of touch that you think people will buy anything you're trying to sell them and i'm not just talking about the second hand trash you keep trying to shill. I'm talking about all the stories, fantasies and lies you perpetuate all while wondering why people don't believe you when you're being honest about someting every once in a while.

Your content is stale, you're too lazy to change and you're too dumb to realise what you need to do to recover from this slump. I never thought your channel would die before you did but here we are.

Also copyright striking channels is only going to hurt you further but you do you, gorl.
 
Okay, I had to tap out of this one. She’s droning on and on about her “binge eating” and how she’s doing exactly what the doctor is telling her to do. I guaran-fucking-tee you she is not. For instance, they told her to listen to her hunger cues. LOL. We all know Amber want food = Amber eat. She doesn’t even know what hunger is.
 
I only watch her bullshit through reaction channels. I would rather they be paid than her. But no, Amber is not a binge eater. She is an over eater/food addict. She gets joy and a high off eating her garbage, hence the addiction part. She over eats because she is a fat greedy eat machine. If she were a binger she would be eating everything and anything, not having her planned out mookbangs and selecting snacks and cheats. She is just a big fat hog and it's stupid how many of those asshats believe her bullshit.
 
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The ambiguity of saying "eating disorder recovery" instead of binge-eating addict in her title gives her a sense of feeling like a dainty princess trying to recover from anorexia instead of a grotesque sewage monster who can't stop shoveling food down her gullet.
 
The problem is too her mookbongs are the worst. At least Chantal would tell a story that is believable but Amber expects people to just watch her shovel food into her maw. You can tell the paycheque is that bad if she is chaining them together. She will push her audience away though because her mookbongs are the worse-performing content in the grand scheme of things.
 
Amber thinks she's pretty.
She is 31 years old.
If she has a disorder of some kind, she has the means to get help for it.
If she doesn't fix her problem, she is keeping it on purpose.
Amber has never wanted to lose weight. She only says that because her tiny animal brain knows that is what people want to hear.
 
FatalTater said:
Amber has never wanted to lose weight. She only says that because her tiny animal brain knows that is what people want to hear.
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True dat. It's worse than a heroin addicts trying to claim sobriety then backsliding to another shot in the arm.

Peeps genuinely want to see her succeed, hence the fan base. Then, she fucks them all up the ass with another disgusting hog feed mukbang.

Peeps will only be deliriously stupid for so long. It's there now... fucking die you lying sack of shit. Why did I ever believe you in the first place when you do nothing but UToobs your imminent self-implosion on a daily basis?

Laaaahs. Peeps don't pay to be constantly lied to.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
If you have to constantly bring up the fact that you shower and how showing is part of your routine it probably isn't. That's like mentioning that you changed your underwear or put on deodorant. For most people, that's a given.
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Like King Cobra does, we all know he doesnt shower and he keeps claiming he does buys tons of bond soap just to let it sit there lmao :story:
 
Xenomorph said:
Like King Cobra does, we all know he doesnt shower and he keeps claiming he does buys tons of bond soap just to let it sit there lmao :story:
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Kardashian perfume and Bath and Bodyworks candles are to Amber as tactical soap is to Cobes. Sucks for Amber that Kim K doesn't fuck with affiliate codes.
 
FatalTater said:
Amber has never wanted to lose weight. She only says that because her tiny animal brain knows that is what people want to hear.
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Absolutely. She has no incentive to lose weight. As long as there’s woman like wifey and Becky online and ubereats she’s happy.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
True dat. It's worse than a heroin addicts trying to claim sobriety then backsliding to another shot in the arm.

Peeps genuinely want to see her succeed, hence the fan base. Then, she fucks them all up the ass with another disgusting hog feed mukbang.

Peeps will only be deliriously stupid for so long. It's there now... fucking die you lying sack of shit. Why did I ever believe you in the first place when you do nothing but UToobs your imminent self-implosion on a daily basis?

Laaaahs. Peeps don't pay to be constantly lied to.
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Of course she doesn't want to lose weight - she's had 8 years just on YouTube to do just that if she wanted to, which she doesn't

She simply doesn't want to and isn't prepared to stop stuffing her gullet with vile concoctions of carb and sodium laden rubbish, which puts WLS out of her reach as well

Some say that if Amber could lose the weight by pressing a magic button, she would do so but I don't believe that either; partly for the reasons I gave above but far more pertinent I think is that 'fat' is her whole personality and she knows it

Gorl is likely terrified of losing the weight because, beyond her gargantuan frame, what does she have that would make her stand out from any other basic bitch on YouTube?

She's not intelligent, she's not funny, she's not pretty, and worse - what interests does she have?

She's just a vapid bag of lard who lives to consume, consume, consume - whether that be shite junk food, Horrid overpriced clothes, handbags, journals, wax melts, stickers

For all her faults, at least Becky has interests out of all that...doing a bit of UrbanEx, making (admittedly pretty crap) music, etc - can anyone imagine Albert doing any of that?

Her whole shtick is 'Bullied morbidly obese' who sits and cries 'muh fatphobia' at every opportunity

I think deep down she knows she's eaten, lied and whined herself into a corner she can't really get out of - and the attention she gets (because let's face it, for people like Amber ALL attention is good, even when it's bad) is as much of a drug to her as food is at this point

Troll is gonna troll, and I can't believe there are STILL people saying "I really thought she was changing THIS time"

Only two ways Big Bertha is changing:

1) Getting fatter

2) Metamorphosis via decomp when her heart finally explodes

Inbetween, nowt else will change in a hurry
 
When YT finally goes tits up for Spamber, perhaps she could become a cop on the mean streets of Kentucky. She 'studied' criminal justise for all of 5 minutes and she could spend her days outside a mall, sitting in a car, eating donuts. Same old, same old.
Fatty needs to up her game, cos at this point, even her trusty mukbangs aren't making the money she needs to live her 'lavish' lifestyle. On top of everything else, she now has Frank the Fed on the payroll. I wonder which enabler will be the first to crack and spill all the tea? They need to hurry, cos pretty soon that tea will be cold and just like Amber herself, no one will want it.
Love that for her.

*noticed she's not been leaving this planet for ages
** still no mention of her long lost brother, who made her stop her 'diet' at the beginning of last year
** I guess people telling her they would double and triple check her 'stories' of being in the care system, put her off making that video. Too much effort to even try to get those lahs straight.
 
Sorry to derail the conversation a bit, but in one of Karina Kaboom's videos she mentions that she believes more people other than wifey are living with Amber.

Is there any evidence of this? I'm just curious as to where the calm came from.

Sorry if this was brought up before, I only pop in here once in a while.
 
PerfPaz said:
she believes more people other than wifey are living with Amber.
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Doubtful. Fat Ham could not self-control enough to keep them off-screen. She'd be posting pictures of them on the toilet or other embarrassing moments like she did with Dusty sped. It's amazing she's kept the negress off-screen this long especially with her views (and cashflow) sinking like the Titanic.

That aside, IF (big if) there were others, they'd likely be homeless re.tards or something because honestly? Who would willfully live with the pure gross that is our "Dainty Queen" out of a conscious decision and not a "Well, I got nuttin' left to lose" situation type deal. For me, the I-40 underpass would still be a better living arrangement.

I don't doubt that Jade has led Hamber into some poly hanky-panky though, given recent past said changes about "dreaded penetration" and the willingness to accept a penis. When was the last assertation about attending the Church of Devout Lesbianism? Haven't heard a peep about that in ages. Some sick individual is sucking those fat rolls and giving her hickeys. Maybe Jade is pimping her out to feeders. Orgy at the Fat Gorl's house! Who daphuq knows? Yeah, horrifying ratings ahoy for even thinking about it.
 
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