🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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here's her proof for the FBI contacting her but frankly i'm still calling bullshit, the fucking FBI couldn't find her apartment but knew where her ex's sister lived?

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Man I wish this wasn’t a .png. I was about to fuck with the image to see if I could uncover the blackened out parts. From what I know about .png format, blackening or marking out items with an opaque color essentially destroys the pixels underneath so they no longer exist. Now, I’m not 100% sure about this, if anyone wants to correct me then by all means, feel free. I’m not aware of a way around it but I’m also not an expert.

I looked up images of FBI contact cards on Google images and found a few images with cards almost exactly like the one in that picture, The problem with that is that I found a lot of different card formats so I can’t distinguish which ones would be the standard and I also can’t verify the sources of the ones I found that look like hers. One came from Pinterest, for example.

Interestingly, one of the images was attached to an article about FBI agents visiting the home of someone who left a “critical” comment on a Facebook post. I can’t verify that the source is legit though. I tried looking up the subject of the article and couldn’t find anything else just from a quick search. I’ll also note that the article says that the comment he left was specifically on the FBI’s official Facebook page and it was in reference to their siege on Ruby Ridge, which is not only a controversial topic in general, but a sore spot for the FBI to this day. That’s a bit more serious than someone calling Amber fat and stupid in her YouTube comments, or whatever this person supposedly said to her that was shooo serious that the FBI would give a fuck.

I’m on the fence with this one. I’ve found some stuff that I guess could back up the story. The card does match some of the cards I found on Google images and the ones in the picture attached to the linked article. The FBI also does have a department that exclusively investigates cyber threats and cyber “terrorism” so it’s not totally impossible that something posted in her comments was reported and flagged.

On the other hand, nobody seems to recall or know what comment she’s talking about despite the fact that she said “frank” told her SHOOOOO many people reported it. The story about who he contacted to find her and why he contacted them instead of Amber makes zero sense either. She’s a public figure and even we know where she lives. Nobody is gonna convince me that the FBI can’t find her after months of investigating her booly when our fellow Kiwis found out her address within a couple of days after she moved.

My current verdict is that the story is about 20% true but she exaggerated the fuck out of it so she would have something to talk about while she shoveled food into her fat mouth. I mean, what kind of FBI agent has time to poke around Amber’s channel enough to compliment her on her following or whatever? Even if she is being truthful about the comment and the agent contacting her, nobody is ever going to believe her because she can’t just tell the story without embellishing for no reason. I feel like she does it on purpose so she can play the victim when her viewers call her a liar because her story is TECHNICALLY true, even if the true part is only one sentence in the entire video.

(More pics of cards with the same format at the top of the linked article)
 

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People are still on the fence about whether or not you lied about cancer Spammy. You have fabricated a whole ass new girlfriend to hide the fact that Jade is still there. Then there's the bullshit with the engagement rings. Did you forget how many lies you told about those rings?

Pepperidge Farms™️ remembers

Why the surprised pikachu face now that FBI Frank is a hard sell?!

Fuck off and tell nigga Jade to hose the grease off your nasty ass!
 
i just can’t believe that she lied about being on a first name basis with an FBI agent and is shocked that people think the whole story is bullshit

ETA: how long has she been hanging out with eric and rickie? do they not care about their friendship with becky at all? i knew they were fake but i wouldn’t have expected that they’d choose ALR over her.
 
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Amber's outpatient treatment funds are starting to sound like Tammy Slaton's funeral fund. She had zero faith in her doctors or their methods. Her views have been down for a while, which has had to hurt financially. So, we're supposed to believe despite everything going up, especially groceries, which she has not cut back on nor on eating out, that she's definitely sending money to an "expensive" program that she isn't confident in? I think outpatient is a noble, face-saving reason for requesting support and needing more $$ to make ends meet and maintain her lifestyle. Asking for people to buy crappy items like used stickers and buy cameos looks a lot better when it's to 'save her life!' rather than making up for her frivolous over-spending and buying the food that's slowly killing her.

Another down side to Jade is that she allows for more creative lies and embellishments, now that someone more tech savvy can help ALR craft 'evidence' and catch inconsistencies and things she might've missed, say in the background, in videos or SM posts.

^^Compulsive liars are always shocked and hurt when they're not believed. If you're a known thief and something comes up missing, people will think you did it and that's not unfair, even if you didnt that time. It was a reasonable conclusion to draw. That's why you dont steal. She's proven even recently that she can be passionate and self-righteous about something she knows is a lie.
 
Lol calm down
Is anyone else confused as fuck as to why this useless cunt is still alive let alone attempting to give financial advice? Everyone on Youtube attacks me for saying I hope she dies lolll like how is that an unacceptable wish? I've seen death wished onto much less. She's nothing but a retarded sponge to this world. Imagine not being able to reach and wipe your own fuckin pussy and never having worked a day in your goddamn life and having the audacity to give advice about food and money let alone anything. Her and Jade both need to go fucking die and I'm not here to sugarcoat that.
 
I went back into this stupid P&P mook-bong to find something, and something I didn't even notice before: the intro is missing. You can see the cut where it should be, but it just isn't there. It leaves me wondering if Big Hambercrite got herself a copyright strike about the use of the song. Back when she was striking Apathetic Faxx, I'd wondered aloud here where exactly she/the "gf" got the song that was in use. If she did get a strike, that would be a delightful speck of revenge.

I could have sworn the beast said in her vlog that it was her exes sisters house?
Bitch can’t even keep her stories straight in her own damn fat addled brain.

She did say it was "my exe's sister's house" in the FBI video.
 
I am pretty certain that the FBI have access to information such as her tax filing showing her address. Her story sounds very much like the time the animal welfare people came to see them and became their best friend ever. All her stories are aspirational and the figment of her imagination. We will never hear about it again.
 
And another thing. Goddammit, Big Al you cunt. She claims that google doesn't withhold taxes, but that is also a lie. Her source: her ass and her stupidity.

Google does withhold taxes for US-based creators' earnings derived from US sources.

My source: google.

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She probably doesn't read her statements from google, and if she does, she can't understand them anyway. Also, a free word of advice from me, an actual self-employed person with an actual business: pay your fucking estimated taxes quarterly. That way you don't have a damn heart attack once a year. Retard.
 
I went back into this stupid P&P mook-bong to find something, and something I didn't even notice before: the intro is missing. You can see the cut where it should be, but it just isn't there. It leaves me wondering if Big Hambercrite got herself a copyright strike about the use of the song. Back when she was striking Apathetic Faxx, I'd wondered aloud here where exactly she/the "gf" got the song that was in use. If she did get a strike, that would be a delightful speck of revenge.



She did say it was "my exe's sister's house" in the FBI video.

I looked up the lyrics that appear in her intro on multiple sites and just put them into Google to see what would come up and I found nothing. You can also search lyrics on YouTube and usually you get the song unless you’re way off. Nothing there either. I’m thinking it’s royalty free, personally, but the only evidence I can find that it exists is in her intro.
 
Spoiler alert: FBI Frank is legit and is running a top level gay op investigation into nigga jade through Big Ham by pretending to be Al's fed friend.
 
I looked up the lyrics that appear in her intro on multiple sites and just put them into Google to see what would come up and I found nothing. You can also search lyrics on YouTube and usually you get the song unless you’re way off. Nothing there either. I’m thinking it’s royalty free, personally, but the only evidence I can find that it exists is in her intro.
It's some Tik Tok bullshit song by RYYZN, whoever the fuck that is.
 
And another thing. Goddammit, Big Al you cunt. She claims that google doesn't withhold taxes, but that is also a lie. Her source: her ass and her stupidity.

Google does withhold taxes for US-based creators' earnings derived from US sources.

My source: google.

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She probably doesn't read her statements from google, and if she does, she can't understand them anyway. Also, a free word of advice from me, an actual self-employed person with an actual business: pay your fucking estimated taxes quarterly. That way you don't have a damn heart attack once a year. Retard.
Holy shit good catch.
Professional grifters gonna grift I reckon. I have my doubts about her even going to this supposed weight loss clinic that she’s begging for money to help her “save her life” too. Wipey be a expensive porch monkey 🙈.
 
Presuming this is actually real (and I doubt it), I suspect the ex Amber is talking about is Krystle, who's sister is actually a cop. The Virginia address where their parents still live may be the last verifiable address they could find for Amber.
FBI would check the states driver licenses databases. We know she doesnt drive, does she even have ID?

They would also check with the IRS and Social Security for current filing address. Is someone not paying taxes?

A few other things:
They would not tell the person why they wanted to contact you to tip you off.

FBI does not investigate clearances, thats done by OPM. And if so and someone put you as a reference, that person gives them your contact info. You would not use a reference of someone you arent even sure of where they live. you'd call and ask for the correct address.

Why would the FBI investigate a mean comment they found? Doesnt work that way.
 
FBI would check the states driver licenses databases. We know she doesnt drive, does she even have ID?

They would also check with the IRS and Social Security for current filing address. Is someone not paying taxes?

A few other things:
They would not tell the person why they wanted to contact you to tip you off.

FBI does not investigate clearances, thats done by OPM. And if so and someone put you as a reference, that person gives them your contact info. You would not use a reference of someone you arent even sure of where they live. you'd call and ask for the correct address.

Why would the FBI investigate a mean comment they found? Doesnt work that way.
She’d have to have at least a state ID just to open a bank account.
 
This might be a stupid thought, but what if this whole FBI thing is Becky's sisters fucking with Amber? I know it's probably not because I certainly don't believe they have the intelligence capacity to pull off some long involved prank or whatever, but it's the only thing that really seems feasible to me at this point though.
 
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