Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher - The creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

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Duff said:
It would've been hilarious if Hirschberg's new "penis" was deformed. Well, she may have a "pornstar" penis, but at least it has a hideous scar so then no men will go near it.
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Looks deformed to me. In fact, it looks like a drawing of a penis Chris made and then proudly proclaimed, "I know where the penis is".
 
Tikbalang said:
Are you sure it's not fake?
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I'd like to say so, but she sent me more with her moon face attached to the mutilated body :cryblood:

Glowie said:
Soon to be featured eBay listings. I'm calling it
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The DVD set probably, but he'll keep the Lego Sonic and will probably paint it yellow and add a Pikachu tail to it then eat all the candy. I've actually bought one of those Lego Sonic figures and they're shit quality, badly painted and easily broken yet they go for $14.95!
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Why do people scrutinize a trans body so much?
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Well, this person literally posted a picture of a forearm cock and what appears to be an obstructed anus or a prolapsed vagina, wherever the fuck is below the dog scrotum. I bet he hasn't even had the surgery yet, and he's just trolling the farms.
 
If someone gives you a free cupcake it might end up looking like shit. But hey, it was free. If you pay out of your own pocket for the best cupcake from the best baker it might be the best cupcake in the world. That's my impression as to what happened to this crotch. It reminds me of pictures of cars I used to draw when I was 5. Every goddamn thing was way out of proportion and either oversized or undersized and defied the laws of physics and nature.
 
Duff said:
I'd like to say so, but she sent me more with her moon face attached to the mutilated body :cryblood:



The DVD set probably, but he'll keep the Lego Sonic and will probably paint it yellow and add a Pikachu tail to it then eat all the candy. I've actually bought one of those Lego Sonic figures and they're shit quality, badly painted and easily broken yet they go for $14.95!
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I'm not into Lego into myself. Do you think it was real stuff or bootleg Legos?

I'd imagine orbiter buying bootleg shit to save up on essentials like porn of sonic or God forbid Sonichu himself, priorities are important after all!
 
DeeCeeBees said:
If someone gives you a free cupcake it might end up looking like shit. But hey, it was free. If you pay out of your own pocket for the best cupcake from the best baker it might be the best cupcake in the world. That's my impression as to what happened to this crotch. It reminds me of pictures of cars I used to draw when I was 5. Every goddamn thing was way out of proportion and either oversized or undersized and defied the laws of physics and nature.
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Well, in this situation, it really doesn't matter how much money you throw at the baker, the final result is always going to look like shit because you can't make a cupcake out of an old sofa cushion. The baker just doesn't have the right ingredients.
 
Shiversblood said:
I don’t see any possible way to defend that anus. It looks disturbing. Shocking. I was chilled to the bone when I saw it. No. It does not look pleasureable.
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It will never compete with Trent's. It doesn't even belong in the same category of thing.
 
Shiversblood said:
I don’t see any possible way to defend that anus. It looks disturbing. Shocking. I was chilled to the bone when I saw it. No. It does not look pleasureable.
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I fucking hella agree. Anus not in good shape is not desirable. Those with anus need to motherfucking understand something. One thing. The anus must desire you for you desire it. Groveling over popularity will lead to bad choices in life. Bad choices usually lead to a path of having a wrecked disturbing shocking anus that chills to be the bone. Always be yourself Shivs. Forget the posers. When the anus is desirable then you desire the anus. It is just simple math. Hella easy formula. Everything else is just a waste of time.
 
OrsonZedd said:
The penis is fine, but those are some hilarious looking balls.
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I've never seen a permanently erect dick with a vertical scar and more transplanted fat than Niki Minaj's ass. Also, there's not a hint of foreskin. Brits are known ant eaters. This is s farce.
 
Williamchu said:
I don't see her that way, I just want to be friends with her because I know and understand the things Christine has been, I've experienced it myself and it is hard trying to make friends so I wanted to be a good friend to her and support her comics.
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I'm not sorry for replying to something this late, but my dude you can't support shit until you stop being so fucking exceptional.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
I've never seen a permanently erect dick with a vertical scar and more transplanted fat than Niki Minaj's ass. Also, there's not a hint of foreskin. Brits are known ant eaters. This is s farce.
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Fine is like, below Very Fine, Good, Very Good, Great, Near Mint, and Mint. It's recognizably a penis, while the balls look like chewing gum.
 
I hate @Azrael for giving @Duff this picture.

This thread used to be fun, but now every post conjures up images of that mummified groin area.

Fuck science for making transgenderism possible.
 
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