Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher - The creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

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Glowie said:
I'm not into Lego into myself. Do you think it was real stuff or bootleg Legos?

I'd imagine orbiter buying bootleg shit to save up on essentials like porn of sonic or God forbid Sonichu himself, priorities are important after all!
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They're definitely bootleg Lego Sonic figures, I bought one for my nephew and he complained that it fell apart 1 day after receiving it. They're shitty imitations of the real Lego, Chris won't care though, he already buys shit cheap Lego instead of the real Lego because he cannot afford the real stuff. He once freaked out at Barb for not getting him the Lego Ninjago collection.

TrippinKahlua said:
I hate @Azrael for giving @Duff this picture.

This thread used to be fun, but now every post conjures up images of that mummified groin area.

Fuck science for making transgenderism possible.
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Each second was painful for me and what is worse is that she's not trolling and the pictures are real, I was sent a full body picture last night and was physically sick for hours.
 
Duff said:
Each second was painful for me and what is worse is that she's not trolling and the pictures are real, I was sent a full body picture last night and was physically sick for hours.
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you brought this on yourself
 
Duff said:
Each second was painful for me and what is worse is that she's not trolling and the pictures are real, I was sent a full body picture last night and was physically sick for hours.
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This feels appropriate.
 
Duff said:
She has photos, even was stupid to send me those. All of them with the horrible scars and yes the United Kingdom has paid for her treatment and surgery since Hirschberg is on a tugboat.

Don't say I didn't warn you...
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What's uh, that thing? that thing taking up residence on the taint?
 
Hirschberg simps over lolcow Alinity
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Oh. I looked at those nude photos again and when I made my post in this thread about them, I wasn’t understanding what I was seeing. I thought that hole with the red ball inside of it below theFrankenstein penis balls I thought that thing was the anus. Then I saw the real anus below it. So I don’t know what that thing is.
 
Shiversblood said:
Oh. I looked at those nude photos again and when I made my post in this thread about them, I wasn’t understanding what I was seeing. I thought that hole with the red ball inside of it below theFrankenstein penis balls I thought that thing was the anus. Then I saw the real anus below it. So I don’t know what that thing is.
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Perhaps it’s an inflation bulb for pumping up that monster cock when an erection is required. Like those old Reebok’s with the pumper in the tongue. PUMP, PUMP, PUMP IT UP!
 
It could almost lend itself to some Freddy Krueger-type horror comedy scenario. They get 'him' into bed, he pumps up 'his' false wanger to John Holmes proportions with a smirk...then, to 'his' dismay, is just compelled supernaturally to keep on pumping away until it's roughly the size of a canoe. At which point, our horror villain smirks, produces a pin and pops it, causing 'him' to whizz around the room deflating with a comical farting sound.

Troma would pay good money (or at least a tenner and a Subway sandwich) for that shit.
 
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Alan Christopher is no longer funny to me after getting that fake penis glued on. So disturbing. And sad. I’m not laughing anymore. Now I just look aWay from Alan sadly and try to forget about this person.

The only thing more depressing would be if chris Chan actually had his penis removed. That would just be too dark to handle.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
@Duff, are you glad you killed your own thread and personal cow by posting that embalmed, mummified dick?
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THanks for fucking bumping it. I had totally forgotten the picture with big dick, tiny nuts and some kind of circular scar on the taint that looks frighteningly like he maybe tried to free his own 'un clit' grown from binaural beats. That or he somehow has 2 anuses. One normal, one with a hard ring of scar tissue. 🤢 🤮
 
I see you still enjoy wasting your time writing crap about me Duff?

The Un-Clit said:
THanks for fucking bumping it. I had totally forgotten the picture with big dick, tiny nuts and some kind of circular scar on the taint that looks frighteningly like he maybe tried to free his own 'un clit' grown from binaural beats. That or he somehow has 2 anuses. One normal, one with a hard ring of scar tissue. 🤢 🤮
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I'm happy with my body
 
Shiversblood said:
Oh. I looked at those nude photos again and when I made my post in this thread about them, I wasn’t understanding what I was seeing. I thought that hole with the red ball inside of it below theFrankenstein penis balls I thought that thing was the anus. Then I saw the real anus below it. So I don’t know what that thing is.
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The Un-Clit said:
Could you be so kind as to explain what the ring where the taint should be is? Not exaggerating here, it would be a load off my mind because I am very confused by it.

Thank you.
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The other hole is my vagina (before the anus), I still have my vagina (and ovaries) so that I can still have children if I want to or have sex with a man.
 
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Thank you for being upfront with this.

It looks a bit small for fitting a penis, however. Does it stretch out for intercourse like the anus does? Because it looks uncomfortable. Or perhaps it's for artificial insemination. If it's the former, have you had a chance to try it out?
 
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rVeRSeSI said:
The other hole is my vagina (before the anus), I still have my vagina (and ovaries) so that I can still have children if I want to or have sex with a man.
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I just want to congratulate you on the courageous and smart decision to share your unholy, hormone-nuked private parts on the Internet.

That was a good (and undoubtedly well thought out) call, that surely won’t impact you in any negative way whatsoever.

I foresee lots of success for you in the future, with that bright mind of yours.

Big ups!
 
The Un-Clit said:
Thank you for being upfront with this.

It looks a bit small for fitting a penis, however. Does it stretch out for intercourse like the anus does? Because it looks uncomfortable. Or perhaps it's for artificial insemination. If it's the former, have you had a chance to try it out?
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Yes it stretches during intercourse, I've had two male sexual partners and I was still able to use it with them.
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I just want to congratulate you on the courageous and smart decision to share your unholy, hormone-nuked private parts on the Internet.

That was a good (and undoubtedly well thought out) call, that surely won’t impact you in any negative way whatsoever.

I foresee lots of success for you in the future, with that bright mind of yours.

Big ups!
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I didn't share it, Duff did. I actually keep photos like that private but since everyone was wondering what that other hole was, I thought I'd might as well answer the question since now everyone knows about my post op.
 
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