Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

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Has my judgement come so soon? I had to thrall them all! Traitors siding with the humans! Treason!

Now we are nothing! What was the point of it all? Have you tried looking after humans? They're monsters! As they grow in number, so does their capacity for evil, and they won't even notice as they do it.

I was not the monster.

That avatar is the Skeleton Mad Cat-Lon from Kenshi
 
Eternally Fresh Meat said:
> lays on you table unmoving. the scent of decay assaults your nostrils. for i am meat...not so fresh.
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Well, hello there, I too am meat! :) These are my friends, Dewey, Vanessa and Boxy Brown. They is a paper towel tube, an apple and a box. I ain't right in the head.
 
innocent jogger said:
Well, hello there, I too am meat! :) These are my friends, Dewey, Vanessa and Boxy Brown. They is a paper towel tube, an apple and a box. I ain't right in the head.
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*notices talking meat. Realizes the threat it really poses, gets out the lazer and saves humanity from behind the kitchen stove.*
 
King George III said:
I demand you lay down your arms and pledge fealty to The Crown.
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I can look like George Washington too!
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Mike Matei's Penis said:
BATMAN, YOU WANNA PLAY A REALLY SHITTY NINTENDO GAME BATMAN?!?
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Nice to meet you, Superman! I have a big dick too! See my avatar? Ol' Tricky Dick!
 
If you call me cute one more FUCKING time I'll raise an army of the undead and kill you all.
 
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