Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

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I GOT THE CAT ON THE GRILL, SEE?
I GOT THE CAT ON THE GRILL, ON THE GRILL, SEE?

THIS NIGGA SOFT FUCKIN NIGGA
THIS NIGGA SOFT FUCKIN NIGGA
NIGGA, WHO DA NIGGA NIGGA WHO DA KILL DA BEST?
THIS NIGGA SOFT FUCKIN NIGGA
THIS NIGGA SOFT FUCKIN NIGGA
NIGGA, WHO DA NIGGA NIGGA WHO DA KILL DA BEST?
SEE?

I GOT THE CAT ON THE GRILL, SEE?
I GOT THE CAT ON THE GRILL,
ON THE GRILL-RILL, SEE? SEE? SEE?
I MESSED UP THE CAT ON THE GRILL, ON THE GRILL, SEE?

I GOT THE CAT ROASTED LIKE EVA
ON TOP OF THE GRILL, SEE?
THEY TOLD ME TO KILL THE CAT, KILL THE CAT
I GOT THE CAT ON THE GRILL, MAYNE
I DEED IT, I KILLED THE CAT, MAN

TELL ME WHO MAKES BISEXUAL BUFU BUFU BISEXU-S-S-BU-BU-S-SSSS
I ROASTED THE CAT ON THE GRILL
I DEED IT, I GRILL THE BEST CAT
S-S-S-S-SO I'M THE BEST, MAYNE
MAYNE, MAYNE, MAYNEMAYNEMAYNEM-M-M-M-M-M-MAYNE
I DEED IT

GON' STAY ON THE GRILL
AND ROAST THE CAT
I TOLD YOU, MAN
I GOT THE CAT ON THE GRILL, SEE?
I'M NO IDIOT
[tard dance]
 
People of Kiwi Farms. I am Julius Stern, Precentor of Terran Affairs.

I am here to leave a friendly reminder that ComStar are always willing to accept new Acolytes in any field relating to our work. Have a knack for history? Low-level positions are available in the Archives and History branch! Born with a silver tongue? Stellar Relations wants you! Perhaps you've thought of joining the Explorer Corps and rediscovering all that was lost during the Succession Wars? We have a place just for you on the next outbound ship!

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Hey dumbass! Why don’t you come to my house so I can beat the fuck out of you, bitch! Cuz trust, me I been bullied for 7 years and I know how to deal with rejects like you. So, if I were you I’d keep my damn mouth shut and quit with the fuckin’ bullshit! You’re just like fuckin’ Marty! You’re a troll ass snake and a God damn coward!
 
The biggest regret of my career? Signing with Williams in 1994. I simply couldn't adapt to the car.

Not to mention the string of DNFs. God only knows how I survived that crash in Imola...
 
Wow this place is dusgusting, I’ll… possess my teddybear and he’ll trick you all to kill eachother or something idk I never played the game.
 
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The goal of Team Rocket is to use Pokémon to rule the world. I, Giovanni, am its leader. When I become the world's absolute ruler, I intend to officially pardon Christine Weston Chandler and make her President of the United States. Because that's what you people deserve.
 
I don't care Josh, you're fired.

YOU'RE FIRED. YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED JOSH.

Clean out your soviet style apartment, Josh. YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED.

I don't fucking care what Ralph told you, okay?

I'M TALKING ABOUT 10 GRAND WORTH OF FUCKING SILVER COINS HERE JOSH. 10 GRAND WORTH OF FUCKING SILVER COINS.

I told you to send the bullion to Odessa last week!

I SAY ODESSA, YOU HEAR BELGRADE? HUH?

10. FUCKING. GRAND OF SILVER JOSH.
 
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You know it takes 10 days for civilization to collapse yup you take Away a man basic needs and he''ll revert to his primordial instincts in just 10 days. Ah it's a difficult thing to understand unless you've lived it I was in Iraq during the first gulf war eighty-second airborne All-Americans hoo-rah one night there was a ambush me and this guy called Miller got separated from the unit no food no radio nearest base 200 clicks to the south so we just started walking. Well by the third day I knew we were lost day six ran out of water you know what that's like difficult to swallow on the seventh day Miller legs started going all

wonky. Did you know your brain starts to eat your muscles in order survive that's why you're so goddamn skinny by the eighth day the wolves were closing and I looked at Miller and I could tell we're as good as dead and I accepted that and in that acceptance came clarity. You see I wasn't just looking at Miller I was looking at an opportunity it wasn't something I wanted it something that I had to do it was my test now you see Millers sacrifice wasn't about me walking out of that desert about it was about bringing me here the weak have their purpose you understand that soon enough
 
"Hey little sister..gimme a nibble." *casually drinks a Servant's blood in a wine glass after a familial massacre in an AU*
 
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