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Hey Frank, come over here.
What is it, Dino?
These cats on the "Kiwi Farms" are collectin' some information about some crazy people; I just read about this mentally retarded man from Virginia who fucked his mom after trying to be an artist.
Dean, I think you've stumbled across a goldmine. We need to show the rest of the Rat Pack this.
 
Kim, what is the Kiwi Farms?
 
Kiwi Farms. Feh. Whole bunch of smart ass honkies that ain't had pussy since pussy had them, but acting like they're all Alexander the Great's or some shit. Get em out of their mama's basement and they're soft as butter. I'd make ho's out of em in one night flat. Sheeeeit, local niggas are more a threat than these fools.
 
I'm gonna sing an entire album while high, while wearing nazi memorabilia.
 
Doghouse Actual, this is Barracuda-3, amphibious insertion complete, am now preparing to infiltrate "Kiwi Farms." Awaiting authorization to employ lethal force....
 
I̶̧̫̠͚̖̯͖͆́̏̊̏͑̐̚͘ ̷͕̝̪͆̿͐͛̏̓͘͠͠w̶̛̹̩̟̜̗̖͗̒̇̀̉̕͠ǒ̵̢̢̮͍̀u̸̯͔̱̚ͅl̶̛̲͔͐̂͊̚͘d̶͓͓̟̮͒̍̆ ̴͓̘̈̈́̃̇̃͐l̷̛͕͔̇̎̕ͅi̶͍̥̩̐̂̈́̓́̓́̚ķ̴̜͖̂͋̀̽̄͘͝͝ͅe̷̮͂̐̃̂́͗ ̵̨̧̳̹̞̲͎̹̗̈t̷̙̘̰͕͇͚͔̀͗́̑̀̊̌ͅo̵̭͇̰̔̋̅̑͂́ ̷̛̦͖̱̙̰t̴̤̥͈͖͉̜̩́̿̀͊͘a̶̯̪͆͆̎̓̊̔͑́k̴̞̠͈̅̓̃̄͊͝ẽ̴̡̤̮̰̯̪̣͠͝ͅͅ ̸̡̛̜̺̱̠̓̔̑͊̎̒ṭ̴͋͛͋h̵̻̭̱̾͆̎̊͜į̶̞̮̻̦̯͖͗͐̓͗̽̓̍s̷̥͉͎͖̮̗͙̘̹̽̈͋ ̸̡͕̩͓͍͐̎̎̀̅̍t̴̨͉̲̳͎͉̣͖͆̅̋̽͐̀̈́i̸͎̗̍͂̑̒̉̿̊ḿ̷̳̟̮̮̌̂̌̍̑̄́̀e̴̗̙͕̦͎͌̿̐̀̆ ̷͍̲͓̀̊̓̋̍̎ţ̶̮͖̳̜̦̀̈́̓o̴̡͇̺̙̼̥̙̅͂̎̿͆̀ ̷͙̱̹̻̟̱͇͇̌̇ͅs̴̡̡̺̩̳̜̩̓̽̈́̓́̔͆̚͘h̸̢̺͙̦̺̠͆̄̿͌̃͘̚͘͝a̴͉̮͇̖̹͓̝̿r̸͓̭͖͕̓ë̴̛̻̝́͋̓̓̍̉ ̷̲̗̫̉̍͌w̴̖̖̝͌͗̏͆i̴̡̢͖͍̱̗̠̾͝͠͝t̴̘̥͐͗͗h̴̨̢̥̳̩͖̣̱͗̎ ̵̹̃̀̈͛͐ā̷̧͉̣̥͉̰̦̽͐̆̊̀̉͐͠l̵̪͚̜͍̙̾̓͋̊̀͐̀͘͝l̸̨͔̪̻͋̒͝ ̶̛̣̩̼̿̈́̇̈͐͋̈́̚o̵̙͙̞̟͚̗͔̞̾͑͂̈̓́̑̾͑f̴̮̤͔̲̪͋̋͌̂̎̾̂̔̕ ̵̛̤̽̔m̸̢̭̙̠̘̆̈̀̌̚̚͝y̷̤̺̰̿ ̸̮̰̤͙̜̮̎̆̆̊̍̽ͅk̵͓̳͙̯͂̑̈́̃̈̈́̀͆̓i̶͔͚͈̳͋̈͛̂̀̍̚w̵͙̠̔́̅ì̴̢̙̘͆̐͆̒̄͝ ̶̻̱́͊̈̒̃̾͠f̵͔̰͕̗̥̜͛͒̎̐͊̊̽͗͝ą̴̮͔̘͎̗͕̖̲̈́̆̑̔́̄n̴̡̛͚̲̼̳̠̯͕͂̍̊̓́̿s̸̢̙͚͉̯̩͉̟̄͌̏̓͒̏̾͆͝,̴̨̰͍̜̯͕̂̑͋͒͑̈̈́͆̾ ̷̡͙́͊̈́p̷̘͕̒̚ľ̸̻̀̉͂̇̅͗̈́e̸̞̣̳̰͒͊̓̇̑̃a̶̛̭̰̯̗̮͂̇͋͠s̷̛͍̋͑̍͆͋͘ę̶̧̟̦̬͈͖̦̂ ̸̩̝̣͚͗͆̆̾̋̈́k̵̲̃̈́̃ͅe̶͍̞̗̼͖͂̉̅̕̕ē̵̗̺̗̞̐̔p̴̀̉ͅ ̷̥͍͎̯́̓͒̇͋͝o̶̢̧͚̖̻̘̩̗̫̒̓̕n̸̩̱͗̉͒̌̅͝ ̸̟͔͉̣̖͓͓̂̓͑̒͜͜k̶̦̭̘̎̂͋̄̓̉̋̓͊ë̷̙͚̲̥́̈́͂̅͑̎̈́ẹ̷͕̰̰͙͠p̵̢̡̛͎̤̞͂̈́͊̍̏̊͐͜͠ͅį̴̣̙̭̲̬͖̥̍̐͜ṅ̶̫̮̪͒͌́͘͝g̸̟̫̘͈̾ ̵͔͑o̴̲̓͆̈́͋̌̓͝n̶̪͙̪̲̻̤̐͌́.̴̞̓́͘͝͝ͅ ̸̱͔̐̊̔̔̾͑͊̕G̵̨̱̉̃͂̈̊̔̀i̷̛̩̭̫̞̓̇g̷̳͉̑͝g̸̨̡͕̟̣̯̹̊̃͂̀̌l̴̡̪̯̤͖̮̬̘͐͝ͅe̶̘̺̮̜͓͑̎͛͛̏͂̕š̷̲͉̺͍͉̰̀́̌̀!̸̻͕͕̓̃͋̉̃̄̃̓
 
I AM HRATHGAR REALMCARVER BORGERRSON, MASTER OF THE IRON TUNNELS, SUNDERER OF SLUGS, FATHER OF THE FOURTEENTH THRONG, ELEVENTH LORD OF ARMAMENTS AND DRAINER OF THE BROTH BARRELS! M'SELF N ME BIKERS SET FREE THIS BOARD IN THE PROUD NAME OF THE SQUATS!
 
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