Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

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I'm running this monkey farm now, Frankenstein! And I wanna know what the fuck it is you're doing with my time!
 
Doot.

Also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
It becomes almost monotonous, death, in the trenches of the west, the mountains of the east, in Africa, in the middle east, in the mud, the sand, or the snow, nothing but death. But it's not monotonous because it gets worse for this week we see the beginnings, the first rumblings, of two of the most feared and deadly programs in the entire history of war.

I'm Indy Neidel, welcome to the Great War. Last week we saw the emperor Franz Joseph's army launch a winter offensive against the Russians who are also cleaning up against the Turks in the Caucasus. The British navy had scored points over the Germans in the North Sea while the French had stopped the Germans once again at the Aisne and the British and French were now jointly making plans for a future attack on the Dardanelles.
 
WHHOOOAAAAAAA *breath* I'M RUNNIN' AND GOD *breath* DAMN IT ITS COOOOOOLD AS FUUUU *breath* UUUUCCCKKK!
 
your hard drive is dying and you can't preview the image you want to reply with but i'm on a broom with a witch's hat this time haha weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
So Halloween is like supposed to be all scary and shit, where kids try to pull pranks on you and steal your candy. So I smoked a whole bunch of weed the other night and got these, like, eyeballs tattooed on my eyelids so the kids wouldn't try to egg or TP my house when I'm asleep. Yeah I'm like really prepared for Halloween and Arbor Day and stuff.
 
Flashes brightly sending out a signal that turns all your heads into mush and has your bodies eaten from the inside by bugs and snakes
 
Terfcialism has caused massive food shortages and the resulting deaths of over 6 gorillion men for being "shitlords".

Trapitalism has brought untold prosperity not just for girly traps, but also to manly men and even disgusting dickless wahmen. Trapitalism rewards a strong work ethic, intelligence, and feminine penises. The choice is obvious.
 
*sighs* Oh man am I tired. ... What is this? An intruder? ... Why does he have such big thighs? ... You're going to kill me... for what- eating the last tendies? ... Whatever. Let's get this over with.
*fireball, fireball, teleport*
*spoopy ball, spoopy ball, teleport*
*lather, rinse, repeat*
... Well he's dead, whoever he was. ... Wait, this isn't the dungeon I was thrown in. ... Coffin? ... Looks like a castle... DID THAT [REDACTED] ROMANIAN GET HER FATHER TO PLAY SWITCH AND PUT ME IN HIS CASTLE AGAIN TO FIGHT HIS BATTLES FOR HIM? ... THIS IS WHY I HATE ROMANIA! I WILL FIND YOU GYPSY, AND I WILL TEAR YOUR NIPPLES OFF!
...
Now how the hell do I get back?
[death enters the room holding his head]
Death: That faggot gave me a massive headache.
... Death, we're not on speaking terms, but... is it Halloween again?
Death: ... I see the master played a trick again. *sighs* Well, you're more efficient in getting rid of trick or treaters than he is.
... That fruit over there with the whip got past you.
Death: The sun was in my eyes.
The Son is in mine. How do I get out of here, or do I disassemble your skeletal ass and use the bones as a trail to find my way home?
Death: So you accept that dungeon as your home now?
*castle rumbles from intense energy*
You... are going to pay for that remark. HAVE AT YOU!

And that's how I spent my last Halloween. ... Fudging Romanians. Wispy little bitches didn't even have any chocolate in the refrigerator.
 
WHO SEND ALL ZHESE BABIES TO FIGHT!? I'M COMING FOR YOOUUUU!!!
 
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