Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

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I gave you the files that show what mainstream media, the U.S. government and politicians across across the globe have been keeping from you for years on end.

Now I’m stuck in an embassy controlled by another embassy that will move me to another embassy.
 
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*sighs bored and unmotivated as my head is on my desk*
*looks at clock on wall of my dungeon I've been put in. It reads 8:30 am*
*sighs*
No one likes it when I larp, but... *knocks heard from the door*
*sighs*
Okay. ... Here we go.
*opens door*
Hero group #9112001 leader: "There you are, foul villain! We knowest you have tried to overthrow the jews by reading and wanting to~*
Fireball. *explosion rocks the hallway outside the door*
*sighs*
*sits back down and puts head on my desk*
Not even worth the XP anymore. ... I should get someone to clean that up... wha? How did I kill so many but they left no wreckage, I mean bodies? What about salvage? ... Something's squiddy here. As soon as I've had my morning two pounds of fig bars, we're going investigating.
 
What are you looking at you little bitch, you are just a fucking cat and pig, you are completely beneath me. Hey, don't you walk away from me bacon *kicks cat* don't bitch out at me, fight me. You dare oink at me, I'll fucking kill you *pretends to swing a sword*.

Yup, pretty much sums up the avatar. Just imagine the biggest fucking asshole bully you can think of
 
NYEY LOIS, I'M AN ABOMINATION! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEH
 
Click here and here to find your local "national"* liberal/progressive party and donate time and money to advance the cause of liberty, progress and the common well-being of all humanity.

* Nations aren't real, of course, just imaginary lines on a map which will hopeful die one day.
 
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