Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

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Strongarm anywhere you want, just keep it off my dang lawn. I just serviced this 12 gauge and I'm itching to show someone just how clean it is....
 
This thread is under the family’s protection. I’ll send someone to collect the “security fees” soon
 
You're all infected! ALL OF YOU! Especially the frog! Probably fucking got the virus too! Can't be too careful. Any frog comes here, *BLAM* right through the head, can't waste the ammo!

C'moonnn frogs. C'mon! WHOOPS, looks like I'm not on the menu after all, HA! We'll meet again, IN HELL!
 
They shall fall by the sword: they shall be a portion for foxes. But the king shall rejoice in God; everyone that sweareth by him shall glory: but the mouth of them that speak lies shall be stopped.
 
Instead of going on adventures with my friend Kirby, I'm sitting around waiting for HAL to remember I exist while wearing this Rudolph nose someone put on me via MSpaint.

At least Christmas is around the corner...
 
Crysocyan said:
They shall fall by the sword: they shall be a portion for foxes. But the king shall rejoice in God; everyone that sweareth by him shall glory: but the mouth of them that speak lies shall be stopped.
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WHO TAUGHT THE FUCKING FOX TO READ!? I'll bet the Sweet Death virus did it! Where's my machine gun, it's gonna kill us all!
 
What the hell have I walked into? Think it's the setup to a bad joke, but I can't quite tell.

Shit, did I say that out loud? Did I say that out loud?

Now what exactly is going on?
 
Raoul_Duke said:
What the hell have I walked into? Think it's the setup to a bad joke, but I can't quite tell.

Shit, did I say that out loud? Did I say that out loud?

Now what exactly is going on?
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You picking up hitchhikers?

Cuz....I kinda need a lift right now. I kited a wholllle lot of New Guinea zombies this way. Don't worry, you'll see em soon. I'd shoot em myself, but I'm kinda spent, my jerk off squad wasted bullets not going for the head and...that cocaine I smell in that salt shaker? I think it is! GODDAM, I either need cocaine or some poon, one or the other!
 
You see I am one of the true Africans, you don't even understand it's beyond you. Now where's Carl I wanna leave a thin layer of oil in his pool...
 
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You picking up hitchhikers?

Cuz....I kinda need a lift right now. I kited a wholllle lot of New Guinea zombies this way. Don't worry, you'll see em soon. I'd shoot em myself, but I'm kinda spent, my jerk off squad wasted bullets not going for the head and...that cocaine I smell in that salt shaker? I think it is! GODDAM, I either need cocaine or some poon, one or the other!
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Sure, hop in the back. And don't touch my goddamn salt shaker! It's a rare sort of saltcaine that I need. Helps me with my....back problems
 
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