❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

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She usually gets a tattoo right before the end of a phase. Like, the ink had barely dried on that horrible Motionless in White hand thing before she was decrying them for hating Jesus.

I like all the people encouraging her. They just want something to laugh at.
 
Ceres said:
Welp, I take back what I said about her parents possibly controlling her paycheck.

If they’re gonna stand by and let her tattoo her fucking neck, they really have given up.
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She already had that stick and poke scribble on her cheeck ffs, its a shocker she didn’t already have a neck tat.
 
You decide to take your kid(s) to the local library for some holiday activities and see this, wyd?

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Ceres said:
You decide to take your kid(s) to the local library for some holiday activities and see this, wyd?

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My honest thought is that if she made her phases holiday-themed she'd have a lot more structure to her life and it's kind of endearing to see someone wear holiday shit at full-throttle like that. Kind of like a R63 Buddy the Elf or something.
I'm also kind of happy to see her volunteering and contributing to the community instead of getting another stupid tattoo honestly.
 
Now this is the fuckin' Abby content I came for! You think she's going weeb, she switches to crackhead elf, and out of nowhere she hits you with a pink beehive.
 
I can’t wait to see the outcome of the cotton candy neck tattoo. The juxtaposition between how she dresses and how she describes herself as “super religious” has always been one of the funniest things about her. Imagine this manic pink nightmare with a stuffed animal and soundcloud rapper tattoos preaching GodJesus to you.
 
Ceres said:
I can’t wait to see the outcome of the cotton candy neck tattoo. The juxtaposition between how she dresses and how she describes herself as “super religious” has always been one of the funniest things about her. Imagine this manic pink nightmare with a stuffed animal and soundcloud rapper tattoos preaching GodJesus to you.
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These types exist, but they're usually found around homeless shelters, found Jesus in prison and then lose him again as soon as they get into another drug-fueled codependent relationship with someone willing to let them stay in their Section 8 apartment. Seeing it in an upper-middle-class otherwise normal family (who fucking finance all the accessories) is what makes Abby so jarring to me.
 
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