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Why does the cotton-candy have 4 anime throbbing-vein anger marks on it?
❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown
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some women have stronger sideburns due to genetics, its also increasingly common for young women to have PCOS or run of the mill hormone imbalances
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Its not just sideburns though, she has almost a full moustache and 5 o'clock shadow.
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We’ve been looking at Abby’s tattoos for too long and have lowered our expectations imo. Compared to her other work it’s...ok, I guess? But why, why, WHY would anyone get a blob of cotton candy as a tattoo?? There’s no interesting shape, the brown cone instead of white makes it look like an ugly oversized ice cream cone, the placement is not great, the color won’t last, and it only looks crispy bc it’s very new. 
Dammit Abby. Goddammit.Edit: a spel
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It'll date as badly as a pizza slice on your arm/thigh, an anchor on your wrist, or symmetrical flying swallows above or below your breasts.
In the future you'll be able to pin down somebody's age to within 10 years or so just looking at their relic tattoos. The only thing that will never die is ass antlers. Ass antlers will live forever.
In the future you'll be able to pin down somebody's age to within 10 years or so just looking at their relic tattoos. The only thing that will never die is ass antlers. Ass antlers will live forever.
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Look again, that thing is shit. The lines are too thin, the color is patchy and will fade in no time, it looks more like soft serve than cotton candy, and the handle is more of an ice cream cone. On first look I didn’t think it was too bad, but when I zoomed it became more obvious. Plus she has a filter on this pic, so it looks even shittier irl.
Kitkatty
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You know that all mammals are covered in fur. She does not look like a bearded lumberjack in this instance.
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For an Abby tattoo, that's world class. I'd like to remind everyone of her amazing bat chest piece, as a refresher on what most of her tattoos look like.
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All I see is a darker shade of foundation that doesn’t match her neck.
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I outlined where you can visibly see stubble, the chin might just be blackheads though.
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Stay classy, Abby
She stood her date up for a guy that does tattoos (she tagged him) -- so maybe the guy that just did hers? This could lead to a LOT more tattoos.
She stood her date up for a guy that does tattoos (she tagged him) -- so maybe the guy that just did hers? This could lead to a LOT more tattoos.
Ceres
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Well, consider me shocked. It’s well done and pretty cute. Doubt it’ll look that cute 20 years from now, but cross that bridge, ya know.
Props to her for going to an artist that actually knew what they were doing. I know most decent artists will refuse hands and face and neck tattoos if the potential client clearly is inexperienced and ignorant of the commitment/ramifications that come with very visible tattoos, but they probably took one look at the train wreck pieces on her chest and forearms and decided one more trashy tattoo wasn’t going to hurt any employment opportunities.
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Get ready with me Abby Brown
She uses an eyebrow stencil because "I can't draw for shit". A skin condition closeup:
I really can't un-see this look with her current phase.
She uses an eyebrow stencil because "I can't draw for shit". A skin condition closeup:
I really can't un-see this look with her current phase.
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I really love the fact that she has roughly $120 worth of eyeshadow but doesn't have a single makeup brush to apply it with.
Ceres
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Every time she starts her videos with “Hay gaiis itths Abbeh Brownn” I’m reminded of Nichole337 and her robotic “hey it’s Nichole” drawl.
She seems more manic lately, with how she’s been going through dates with different dudes like toilet paper, which also makes me wonder about her premarital celibacy vow. I wouldn’t be surprised if she tried to have an older bible thumper “chaperone” her dates to prevent her from putting out, but she also strikes me as the type of Christian that will do whatever she wants and then pray for forgiveness right after and assume that that absolves her completely.
It’s kind of sad that she can’t keep herself on a regular medication regime. Constantly going off/back on heavy antipsychotics has to be taking a toll on her already busted brain.
She seems more manic lately, with how she’s been going through dates with different dudes like toilet paper, which also makes me wonder about her premarital celibacy vow. I wouldn’t be surprised if she tried to have an older bible thumper “chaperone” her dates to prevent her from putting out, but she also strikes me as the type of Christian that will do whatever she wants and then pray for forgiveness right after and assume that that absolves her completely.
It’s kind of sad that she can’t keep herself on a regular medication regime. Constantly going off/back on heavy antipsychotics has to be taking a toll on her already busted brain.
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If she's on the Seroquel and it works for her headcase I feel for her. I know people in a similar situation who would like to lose weight. And also be more awake, but have honestly said Seroquel saved them. I'd leave her alone as a cow, except for her bad choices. Bbgorl needs to choose Seroquel and fat over spinning and phases.
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I think she said in a (now deleted) video that she’s on Haldol and loves it because it keeps her sane and the weight gain isn’t as bad as AAPs like Seroquel/she can lose weight on it. Whether she’s still on it though is doubtful.
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Abby is possibly my favorite cow. Mostly harmless, but a Trainwreck to behold. Her whiplash phases are fasinating.
I'd love a witch/majick type phase. She could get a tarot card tattoo!
I'd love a witch/majick type phase. She could get a tarot card tattoo!
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I’m too old & jaded to get so
over a cow... and yet I really thought that after the months away and then the speech about her meds being a godsend that we’d see Abby slip into boring offline non-cow status. I don’t think I’m the only one who honestly thought it might happen. Sure, people don’t change that much and it’s not like she’d pack up & go to Princeton & be well adjusted, but jfc I did not expect a pink beehive and new bullshit tattoos. Abby, you’ve got me more depressed than the Luna Slater thread. I promise to stop whine-sperging now but
yeah. Abby is never going to change and I was exceptional af to ever think otherwise ...so tattoo your forehead or go on a murder spree I guess (sullenly eats depressing popcorn)
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A lot of us got our hopes up for her, you’re not alone on thatI’m too old & jaded to get so
Abby, you’ve got me more depressed than the Luna Slater thread. I promise to stop whine-sperging now but
...so tattoo your forehead or go on a murder spree I guess (sullenly eats depressing popcorn)
Her return video after being in the psych ward was very convincing and had me even thinking she was changed for the better. But whatever structure she learned in the hospital only took her a couple months to unlearn because her parents obviously didn’t buy into the treatment plan. The only real difference I notice is that she does seem less violent and angry, but that’s most likely from going to church and accessorizing Christianity. Still a positive, at least.