❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

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God. Dammit. Abby. Why do I let myself get optimistic about this one? I thought that this time rehab or mental ward lockup or whatever would stick a *tiny* bit more. I mean, it’s not as though she’d ever have a “normal” life. “Abby YouTubing from her parents house about how much she loves Jesus and hates her meds” is probably the best we could hope for, but it’s not the worst fate. She’s no Luna Slater, after all. But this is like, back to square one. A new cheap wig, a new phase, and f-ing Boss Hog. Cows gonna cow, I guess.
 
So, “pastel” is her current schtick. One of her quirks that’s most amusing to me is how she will literally pose with anything as long as it’s related to her current phase (she once posed with toaster oven just because it was a Hello Kitty novelty item). If she went to Ikea and saw a pastel kitsch toilet, she’d make Kathy take a photo of her squatting next to it with one of her signature expressions: the unfocused side eye, open mouthed Titan-esque grin; the constipated duckface; or the dog fart grimace.

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The Browns are clearly resigned to their fate. They will continue catering to and enabling their 26 year old adult child until intervention from either local law enforcement or protective services or, more likely, the sweet release of death. I suppose it’s no different than older people who get landed with custody of their out of control grandchildren that end up on talk shows. As long as they are around, Abby will never have to grow up or have any real world adult responsibility.

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The pink wig is not retired as I presumed it was, and it looks way cuter/passable for every day wear without the plastic bows in it.

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Ceres said:
So, “pastel” is her current schtick. One of her quirks that’s most amusing to me is how she will literally pose with anything as long as it’s related to her current phase (she once posed with toaster oven just because it was a Hello Kitty novelty item). If she went to Ikea and saw a pastel kitsch toilet, she’d make Kathy take a photo of her squatting next to it with one of her signature expressions: the unfocused side eye, open mouthed Titan-esque grin; the constipated duckface; or the dog fart grimace.

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The Browns are clearly resigned to their fate. They will continue catering to and enabling their 26 year old adult child until intervention from either local law enforcement or protective services or, more likely, the sweet release of death. I suppose it’s no different than older people who get landed with custody of their out of control grandchildren that end up on talk shows. As long as they are around, Abby will never have to grow up or have any real world adult responsibility.

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The pink wig is not retired as I presumed it was, and it looks way cuter/passable for every day wear without the plastic bows in it.

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I love this girl so much, easily one of the most fun cows I've ever seen. Every time I open this thread it's like opening a mystery box
 
Ceres said:
So, “pastel” is her current schtick. One of her quirks that’s most amusing to me is how she will literally pose with anything as long as it’s related to her current phase (she once posed with toaster oven just because it was a Hello Kitty novelty item). If she went to Ikea and saw a pastel kitsch toilet, she’d make Kathy take a photo of her squatting next to it with one of her signature expressions: the unfocused side eye, open mouthed Titan-esque grin; the constipated duckface; or the dog fart grimace.

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The Browns are clearly resigned to their fate. They will continue catering to and enabling their 26 year old adult child until intervention from either local law enforcement or protective services or, more likely, the sweet release of death. I suppose it’s no different than older people who get landed with custody of their out of control grandchildren that end up on talk shows. As long as they are around, Abby will never have to grow up or have any real world adult responsibility.

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The pink wig is not retired as I presumed it was, and it looks way cuter/passable for every day wear without the plastic bows in it.

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Aaaaand she’s already putting the weight back on. Dammit Abby either stay on your meds & stay sane(ish) and chubby, or stop taking them & start phasing out and buying wigs & cheap bs, but pick a damn lane lol
 
Jesus Christ.. "favourite" as she adores this person or "favourite" as its replacement for boss hog?
 
Uh oh, Scabby has a new idol to thirst over/skinwalk. I feel like this is going to take a Lil Xan turn and soon she’ll be photoshopping pictures of herself with Matty Em (even though he’s “aro” and apparently has a girlfriend?).

This comment exchange made me chuckle.
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mrspotatohead said:
This person is her "favorite" now
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💓MATTY💎EM💓 (@snowbunnyem) • Instagram photos and videos

107.9k Followers, 772 Following, 104 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from 💓MATTY💎EM💓 (@snowbunnyem)
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She obviously got a new eyebrow stencil and has already used it again today. She using a Kylie lip kit to ridiculously overline. View attachment 1031398
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So now she's obsessed with a weeby, heavily shooped fakeboi (?)? Huh.
 
I was watching videos from Britney Spears' Instagram and thought, "Fuck, this weird vocal affect and dead-eyed stare really reminds me of someone..."

It was Abby (:_(

BritBrit is as messed up as our Pastel Princess, it seems.
 
vanilla_pepsi_head said:
Has she gotten any tattoos recently? I feel like her parents might've given her an ultimatum on that one (i.e. anymore exceptional teeny bopper phase tats and it's time to gtfo)
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Her parents could be giving her a controlled allowance, where she has to ask them to buy stuff for her.
They're clearly very lenient, but it kind of makes sense. Cotton candy wig? Sure. Eyebrow stencil? Sure. Tattoos? No.
 
PolexiaAphrodisia said:
Her parents could be giving her a controlled allowance, where she has to ask them to buy stuff for her.
They're clearly very lenient, but it kind of makes sense. Cotton candy wig? Sure. Eyebrow stencil? Sure. Tattoos? No.
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Abby did post a status about getting a bible quote tattoo a while ago, but never followed through with it. Since she’s also announced getting a job a few months back, I’m guessing her parents are controlling her paychecks to prevent her manic splurging. A small tattoo and those stupid pastel pants she wants? Easily affordable for an adult with even just a part time job and living at their parents rent free. If she really wanted them, she definitely would’ve gotten them by now.
 
Did somebody say tattoo?
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Some more commentary and her responses. Not too long ago she said she was going to get a "phase vest" and put pins on it to represent phases instead of getting tattoos all the time.
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murgatroid said:
Abby and her folks are middle class/upper middle class and she always has disposable income for buying stupid shit. I wanna know why her tattoos are shit-tier quality when she can obviously afford something of better.
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Because many decent artists won’t tattoo the hands and neck of an unemployed, obviously mentally unstable woman.

And I think she just never thinks anything through. She probably stops at the first tattoo shop she sees.
 
Welp, I take back what I said about her parents possibly controlling her paycheck.

If they’re gonna stand by and let her tattoo her fucking neck, they really have given up.
 
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