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rdrama shop and awards system, forcing people in A&H to include "White Genocide is Now" or any similar phrase else their post wont send for 24h is a very good feature for agendaposting control
 
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Could @Jannybot smoke crack and play Runescape all day and scream "I'm not reading all this shit bro" at you when you ask it to summarize a thread? That'd be fun to watch.
 
Lawltism2 said:
Okay for real:

Can you use it to automate a process where a new user using certain terms is automatically muted until reviewed? That would remove the potential for people joining the forums just to post a threat, faildox, personal army thread or swat/actual crime right?

I may be dumb and this is already being done
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Those result in some of the funniest threads, though. Nikolas Talbott came here trying to summon a personal army against a 14-year-old black pooner who was bullying him in Discord for being a paedophile and Genshin player, and now he has his own thread and it's hilarious.
 
Idea: if a thread receives a significantly higher than usual number of replies within a certain timeframe, indicating that something interesting is happening, it could automatically appear in some sort of "trending" widget on the front page with a short summary.
 
Build something to measure the monetary value of a user /thread to the site depending on how much time they spend in various threads, and which threads they post on, interact with etc...

GDPR wise, even if you use hashed values, I am not sure this is compliant though. It also might be difficult to tie actual revenues to a user since you have so many different payment methods.

If you input other elements such as maintenance cost of said threads, you could end up with an overview of what is costing money, versus what is making money. Since you're looking at the interactions at large, you can infer touch points that may not appear to be beneficial on their own, but create value nonetheless.

Ultimately, it could be used to prioritize areas of the site that need to be expanded or cherished and narrow down areas of the site that are a net negative and can be cut off.
 
Thread recommendation engine. Pass thread contents through an embedding model. Store them in something like pineconedb or a FAISS index. For each thread, fetch its nearest neighbors in the embedding space and use those as recommendations for people who like whatever thread they're currently viewing. Embedding models are cheap as hell so you could probably embed the OP of every thread on the entire site for like a couple dollars.
 
Lokenstien said:
Could it make an actual casino with on site Kiwi-Bucks where users can spend real world hours gambling away fictional currency that is only useful for bragging rights? If you want to really encourage degeneracy you could even let users buy stickers normally reserved for gold members.

If it’s good enough maybe Bossmanjack will play it when he gets out of the joint.
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states are clamping down on sweeps casinos. but if you could figure out a reasonable path for money > kiwibucks > site specific non monetary reward (like stickers) this would be hella fun.
 
A little visual interface similar to Habbo Hotel where ya move an avatar around on an isometric grid. To navigate the site, the avatar goes into various barns and sheds the same as clicking on various categories of the site before entering stalls labeled as individual threads.

Inside these stalls, the environment may be customized by OP to provide visual representation of the topic such as a sonichu medallion hung on a wall or a cow wearing a striped sweater. Going to various areas of the stall can act as shortcuts and filters. Going to the cow may pull up posts from the person themself if involved. A ribbon plaque might show highlights. Other folks commenting recently in the thread might have their avatar appear and be clickable for ease of tracking their part in the conversation.

All the while, people will pay to make and customize their avatar look how they want and folks might commission custom sprites to be added to the stalls.

Plus ya can have a kiwi on a tractor riding around with a few carts in tow for the highlight reel.
 
@Null A feature that automatically tags every regular of the soyjak thread with their very own pink triangle in the shape of a jak on their username, no matter how many socks they make their patterns will be caught by the AI.
 
Diggus Bickus said:
@Null A feature that automatically tags every regular of the soyjak thread with their very own pink triangle in the shape of a jak on their username, no matter how many socks they make their patterns will be caught by the AI.
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>the shardee reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
who is your father
 
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