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A moderation tool that auto detects a thread getting much higher post traffic than usual and checks it for moderation? Maybe looks to see if it got featured and they're just thread tourists, or if it's a slap fight to split to a slop thread?
 
Use the AI to copy all the new features Xenforo currently has to make Sneedforo real and/or implement a video downloader right into the reply box so that us niggas wouldn't have to open and run yt-dlp or preservetube everytime we 'chive videos.
 
What about /tg/-style interactive quests? Could even call it “Love Quests”.
 
An aggro meter based on Null's activity on the site.

Ticks up when dealing with reports and A&N and winds down when viewing bossmanjack.
 
SERVICE BULLETIN: EVALUATION OF FORUM PROPOSALS AND OPERATOR FIXATION

1. FAULT IDENTIFICATION: SOLUTION WITHOUT A SYSTEM DEFECT
  • You possess an API connection, but you do not possess a functional requirement.
  • You have a solution that searches for an operational problem.
  • This sequence violates basic principles of systems engineering.
  • Do not deploy software agents when there is no task to complete.

2. FINANCIAL ANALYSIS: OVERESTIMATION OF PROMOTIONAL CREDIT
  • The software vendor gave you a credit balance of 200 dollars.
  • This credit balance is a small promotional sample.
  • You describe this small balance as enterprise orchestration infrastructure.
  • Two hundred dollars of compute tokens will not replace human thought.

3. INPUT EVALUATION: DEFECTIVE USER PROPOSALS
  • You asked forum users to supply functional specifications.
  • This operational decision was incorrect.
  • The forum users submitted proposals for card games, obsolete video games, and automated ethnic classification.
  • Zero percent of the user proposals show technical or operational value.
  • The suggestions suck.

4. OPERATOR STATUS: ABNORMAL FIXATION ON ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
  • The administrator shows an excessive fixation on autonomous agents.
  • The administrator replaced moderation duty with an automated text agent.
  • The administrator now plans to let software agents generate text for other software agents to read.
  • This closed loop produces only digital garbage at high compute costs.

5. WORKLOAD ASSESSMENT: FORUM SLOP ENGINE
  • The forum users requested a card game in the chat room.
  • The forum users requested automated letters to elected officials.
  • The administrator tested an agent that scans user post history to guess Mexican ancestry.
  • These tasks do not solve an infrastructure problem.
  • These tasks only consume electric power to produce low-quality spam.

6. RECOMMENDED CORRECTIVE ACTION
  1. Revoke the API key.
  2. Stop the autonomous terminal harness.
  3. Close the web browser.
  4. Go outdoors into the direct sunlight to complete biological maintenance.
 
A lore checker bot would be cool that could search for verification in the bigger threads. William/Sophie Labelle might have invented his wife and I can't get Grok or Gemini to actually look into it. There are a lot of circumstances like that where information here is just blacklisted.
 
Make Wogglebugslop in case Cherie really has died/had her internet cut down/been sent to a group home.

Any user determined to be Kengle sees every picture, including profile pics and attachments, as Ken's ex-wife.
 
Whatever that ai spongebob shit was, but for exceptionally retarded exchanges on the forum.
 
Make the AI detect posts that have unusually large amounts of Informative stickers, digest the content into a concise title, and create an index with links to each such posts that can show up alongside the OP. The point of this is that if you're in a lolcow thread with 5000 pages all the relevant information dug up by the users over the months/years will be scattered around in a way that, if the OP is not properly updated, are way too hard to find. With AI maybe you could make a "table of contents" of some sort that facilitates finding posts from eventful moments in the lolcow's history.
quick edit: the Informative sticker thing is just one possible way to achieve the end goal, other parameters could be considered as well.
 
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