“Xander, I didn’t dox him. That’s not true. That’s not true and a matter of fact, no it’s not true, no it’s not true, FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER, NO IT’S NOT TRUE! PIECE OF SHIT, AND IF I HAD TO GUESS IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT FUCKING DOXXED HIM, MOTHERFUCKING LYING COCKSUCKING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER!”
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The only dates Chris is getting these dates are court dates.
Certified Meme Engineer
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The only dates Chris is getting these dates are court dates.
Hey he could bag a broad (not in a billion years) at one of those gay pride/burlesque events.
BUILD YOUR OWN SONICHU
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If you scared Chris off, he would miss his court date and blame it on DANG DIRTY MALE.
Then the court would send out Dog the Bounty Hunter with a harpoon to bring him in.
I could eat a knob at night
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If you scared Chris off, he would miss his court date and blame it on DANG DIRTY MALE.
That would be histerical but also pretty sad.
Lizard boobs. Your argument is invalid.
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Let's look on the bright side. If it's another continuance, it probably means this is a much more serious case than we have been expecting. Usually for slap-on-the-wrist cases the judges just do it and get it over with. The only reason to justify so many continuances would be if jailtime (or worse) was a serious consideration.
Spoiler: Always look on the bright side of life...
I AM THE LAWWW!
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So by not hearing much either he did not go or is being sentenced. Or possibly being taken to lockup
A high-functioning autistic multimedia framework
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Looks like another continuance.
(Edit: next hearing scheduled for 15 Oct at 9:30)
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If he got spooked and didn't show up he could get in real trouble. Nobody's going to believe it was da twolls
*edit* continued for 3 months that's unusual.
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Looks like another continuance.
Well now I feel dumb for hiring that skywriter.
Wow, 3 more months this time.
I guess they need 3 months to build a big enough chair to fry him.
Boo
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just so we're set for the october hearing
Punished Venom Sheep
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Looks like we're gonna have to kill Chris ourselves if we really want it to happen.
I have amazing taste
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He Rapes To Make That Money For His Family
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God bless. If I ever go on a crime spree, it's going to be in Virginia. I'd be dead by the time they got around to the case.
The way things are, I'm convinced Chris just lumbers his way into the courtroom, gets told by his attorney to not say a word, and stares into space, not listening to a thing until he sees other people standing up. Then he just walks away from the courthouse as if nothing happened.
I hope Rammspieler can shed some light on what happened. Maybe the court scheduled something to happen during the next three months.
I could eat a knob at night
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Question for the legal experts on the farms - is there a limit to the number of continuances a case can have?
No, there is no set number.
The water was wet
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Highlights from the hearing:
*Chris, indeed did dye his hair blue.
*He farted, loudly, in the court room.
*He has a White Knight who tried to prevent me from filming him and Barb. I belive it must be the reporter that
@lipitor was talking about.
*Continued again (no surprise) but there was mention about something about having to go to a therapist.
*Besides Barb, the PD and the White Knight, there was this middle aged woman with them. Therapist or Rocky Shoemaker?
Anyway, I have video (or as much as I could get without the White Knight getting in the way. But I caught White Knight as well!
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