Australatina 5th August 2018 - Anti Anglo sperging - Italian Potato Phil makes a Helecopter joke

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
moorhen said:
The IRA were basically terrorists who killed like 1800 innocent people and injured 1000s of others, regardless of their race or country of origin.
Are you admitting to being a terrorist, Phil?
Click to expand...
Phil wishes he was a terrorist. The idea of being considered a public enemy makes him bounce with glee. He would absolutely admit to being a terrorist if he was one. Obviously he isn’t, because he’s too cowardly and dumb.
 
break these cuffs said:
Genuinely though this was about dear old dad and the thread title was had a typo. The reality is much more exceptional than I thought.
Click to expand...

So did I. Then I read Phil's post and realized he thinks he's special now because of his initials (protip: no one give two shits Phil). Also, autismlatina is a imaginary country with no real world history. If it was a real country, Phil would more than likely be dead or in jail forever for war crimes. Also, why does Phil want to give us a helicoptor pad???
 
On behalf of all the Irish and those of Irish extraction around the world, Philtato, Go n-ithe an tochas thú.
 
nvrwastetree said:
So did I. Then I read Phil's post and realized he thinks he's special now because of his initials (protip: no one give two shits Phil). Also, autismlatina is a imaginary country with no real world history. If it was a real country, Phil would more than likely be dead or in jail forever for war crimes. Also, why does Phil want to give us a helicoptor pad???
Click to expand...
In order to understand irony, Phillistine would require more than a mongoloid intelligence. He's as white as any Irishman (goddamn it's the screeching albino beaver) no matter how much he bounces and squeaks that he is a proud latina woman. If a name change were all it took to change race, there probably wouldn't be anymore goddamn racism. Phil ends up in blackface as desperation to prove he's Mexican when?
 
Phil thinks "the troubles" were what he had after Toren's 3 day slow cooked 5 alarm chilli
 
MMX said:
Phil thinks "the troubles" were what he had after Toren's 3 day slow cooked 5 alarm chilli
Click to expand...

Rather than kid dieing, riots and nearly a century of religious based civil unrest, you know the kind of unnecessary death and violence that kind of shitty war leads to.
 
At least he is part of an ethnic movement that he could be accepted since he is a potato.
 
I dunno guys, Phil might be irish. I mean he's covered in filth and white on the inside, just like a potato.
 
I’d love it if after spending years pretending to be Latino, he suddenly decided he was Irish.
 
Xetzyr said:
When the only attention he knows how to get is negative I guess he can't be too picky. On the bright side he doesn't have to die alone! He can live stream his slow, self-destructive descent into the grave, surrounded by people who mock and scorn his every bloated move. His eventual death will be mourned as the end of a great lolcow, the end of era in online entertainment, the passing of fugly Phil will be forever etched into the proverbial pecker of the Internet, relentlessly thrusting itself into the fetid hearts of kooks and cows alike. Another notch mark, another cow bites the dust, goodnight sweet Phil.

...of course Phil probably doesn't have the balls to kill himself on live stream. Oh, well, yeah I guess he LITERALLY doesn't have the balls to kill himself, does he? Probably good that he chopped them off! : D
Click to expand...

God damn I love how every tenth post on this subforum is a succinct explanation of how and why Phil is such a pathetically tragic figure. It makes it so much spicier knowing that Phil reads every post here.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I’d love it if after spending years pretending to be Latino, he suddenly decided he was Irish.
Click to expand...

The icing on the cake would be if he claims to be a descendant of Wolfe Tone or de Valera like any other Plastic Paddy. Maybe we'll see him pound Guinness March next year.
 
IRA also makes you sound like a elderly jew
Its actually Hebrew for "watchful" which is fitting since its all you actually do whilst your antifa buddies play outside
 
Lmao, with how much Phil hates 4cha on I never thought I'd see him regurgitate memes that originate from pol, even if they've been poorly modified to be leftist.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom