Australatina 5th August 2018 - Anti Anglo sperging - Italian Potato Phil makes a Helecopter joke

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Oh dear, Phil. He'd be about as welcome in the IRA as a fart in a space suit. Anything Phil is interested in gets emblazoned on his body in a bunch of tattoos and big slogans on t-shirts. Meanwhile, there were people who went years not knowing their immediate family members were involved in the IRA, because secrecy is key in keeping people out of your stupid terrorist business. But by all means, tell us about how amazingly rebellious and cool you are, Phil.
 
Did he just appropriate my culture?

Also, no one says up the IRA. It's "up the 'Ra," you dense eye-tie. We have a song about it, even.


War is coming, and Gerry needs a few good men, Philip. Answer the call.
 
Alex Krycek said:
Either that or they would all beat him to death with hammers and proceed to cook and eat his corpse.

Then again it would probably cause another potato blight. Who am I kidding, it definitely would.
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Or they can do what Phil did when we sent a potatoesl to him as a house warming gift....put it on a cutting board and attempt to stab it repeatedly with a full knife while insulting and cussing it out. Shit, we didn't even get a simple thank you for that. It made.me start wondering if Phil gets triggered by potatoes when he did that (he probably does).
 
Nope Phil, your initials are PVH-D. Even his initials sound like an acronym for a sexually transmitted disease.
 
"finally figured out I have the same initials as the IRA".

You mean you just learned about the IRA you fucking gigantic sped. The fact this Anarcho-Communist fash-basher is holding up a sectarian paramilitary group is embarrassing. They were largely a strictly Catholic organisation who were fighting for a united Ireland. Something tells me the support of an Australatinx potato tranny who can't even ride a bike would not be welcomed by any IRA cell, but what do I know?
 
If he tried to join, they’d think the Americans were making fun of the Irish by sending a slurring tard in a potato costume.
 
Corn Sake said:
Nope Phil, your initials are PVH-D. Even his initials sound like an acronym for a sexually transmitted disease.
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PVH-D sounds like the name of a sketchy research chemical that gets sold as synthetic weed.

"Yeah, I'll hit that as long as you're sure it's weed and not that PVH-D shit. I heard about this one guy who hooked on it and now he has bicycles tattooed all over his body and thinks he's a Latina terrorist. Poor fucker eats nothing but cheese and doesn't remember how to take his leather boots off, so he just keeps them on all the time."
 
DragoonSierra said:
9 million huh? You trying to purge more than the commies and Nazis combined in your imagination land? Thats adorable Phil.
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Nahh, that's actually baby-stuff compared to what Mao did, and still only half a Stalin. He is devilishly close to pulling a Hitler though, so I guess he really does want to go back to cosplaying as a Nazi again.
 
Pubic Enemy #1 said:
"finally figured out I have the same initials as the IRA".

You mean you just learned about the IRA you fucking gigantic sped. The fact this Anarcho-Communist fash-basher is holding up a sectarian paramilitary group is embarrassing. They were largely a strictly Catholic organisation who were fighting for a united Ireland. Something tells me the support of an Australatinx potato tranny who can't even ride a bike would not be welcomed by any IRA cell, but what do I know?
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He'd be given a bomb vest and sent to an abandoned building to take himself out.
 
Xanax said:
PVH-D sounds like the name of a sketchy research chemical that gets sold as synthetic weed.

"Yeah, I'll hit that as long as you're sure it's weed and not that PVH-D shit. I heard about this one guy who hooked on it and now he has bicycles tattooed all over his body and thinks he's a Latina terrorist. Poor fucker eats nothing but cheese and doesn't remember how to take his leather boots off, so he just keeps them on all the time."
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Now now, don't give Phil anymore ideas that he can spin to sound like he is oppresed, or that someone forced him to have a addiction to spice when he really doesn't know the meaning of the word addiction.
 
Adamska said:
Nahh, that's actually baby-stuff compared to what Mao did, and still only half a Stalin. He is devilishly close to pulling a Hitler though, so I guess he really does want to go back to cosplaying as a Nazi again.
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I guess it depends on what you consider the official death count. Are you count just purges or death toll in general. What about the death toll of the revolutions. If you count starvation Mao's the clear winner. If youre counting just purges and genocide I think Stalin has a bit over Mao. Either way all these numbers are a bit murky since the Russians kept bad records.
 
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