Australatina 5th August 2018 - Anti Anglo sperging - Italian Potato Phil makes a Helecopter joke

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Genuinely though this was about dear old dad and the thread title was had a typo. The reality is much more retarded than I thought.
 
We've know for a while Phil, you're just really slow on the uptake. I'd say that makes you just like Chris, but he's shown to learn way faster than you.

Nice of you to use the frog though, especially considering it's a symbol of white supremacy.
 
Orange men saga when ?

Phil the Proud paddy Patriot
Would you prefer to be Sherry Adams or Tardy McGuinness
 
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Tootsie Bear said:
Wait a minute! I thought Irish people are considered white too.
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For a while the Irish weren't considered 'white'. Not sure of the how (considering some of them are the palest mofos around) but it's true. They were considered dirty and beneath even some black slaves in America.

They are considered 'white' now though, so Phil's point kind of fell off...

I'm sure there's a joke about potatoes in there, but I'm not clever enough to find it.
 
4Macie said:
For a while the Irish weren't considered 'white'. Not sure of the how (considering some of them are the palest mofos around) but it's true. They were considered dirty and beneath even some black slaves in America.

They are considered 'white' now though, so Phil's point kind of fell off...

I'm sure there's a joke about potatoes in there, but I'm not clever enough to find it.
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So what you’re saying is, Phil is racist?
 
felicity said:
Is Phil aware that his chosen initials now match those of the terrorist group the Irish Republican Army?

what am I saying, he probably supports the ra's history of attacking innocents, politicians and royals in the name of direct action
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I was joking in my op but of course he wants to be one of the hard lads posing in their balaclavas with a tricolour :story: never change phil

anti-Irish sentiments were an 1800s/early 1900s thing, as the potato famine caused an outpouring of poor uneducated immigrants to the US who shittied up neighbourhoods for everyone else - but things moved on, anti-Irish racism is dead and the IRA are about as relevant as antifa now
 
The IRA were basically terrorists who killed like 1800 innocent people and injured 1000s of others, regardless of their race or country of origin.
Are you admitting to being a terrorist, Phil?
 
Seems like an awful lot of nations and empires like to start shit with Australatina, considering there's absolutely nothing there but butch lesbians beating the shit out of each other with bike locks for no reason. In reality, starting shit with Australatina would be like going to war with
 
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Plot twist - Australatina was the name of Phil's imaginary country, now it's what Phil calls his stink ditch.

Also, even Phil's Pepe looks like a damn potato.
 
Graffiti canvas said:
At this point I'm convinced we're the only people Phil interacts with regularly.
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When the only attention he knows how to get is negative I guess he can't be too picky. On the bright side he doesn't have to die alone! He can live stream his slow, self-destructive descent into the grave, surrounded by people who mock and scorn his every bloated move. His eventual death will be mourned as the end of a great lolcow, the end of era in online entertainment, the passing of fugly Phil will be forever etched into the proverbial pecker of the Internet, relentlessly thrusting itself into the fetid hearts of kooks and cows alike. Another notch mark, another cow bites the dust, goodnight sweet Phil.

...of course Phil probably doesn't have the balls to kill himself on live stream. Oh, well, yeah I guess he LITERALLY doesn't have the balls to kill himself, does he? Probably good that he chopped them off! : D
 
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