Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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big salad said:
My friend was sufficiently horrified and wisely DID NOT want to see a picture of the unclit.

The dog is fine and the treatment for the abscess is what others have previously stated. But now I'm thinking Chris needs a cone to keep him from licking his wound.

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A dog is easier to teach to leave their taint alone than Chris.
 
Manly-Chicken said:
A dog is easier to teach to leave their taint alone than Chris.
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Like poetry.

The dog has learned not to touch it's taint.
While the manchild acts as though his tongue is the brush.
and his rotting, smelling self-inflected wound is the paint.

Fin.

But I don't think Chris can actually reach it with his tongue.

Or... at least I hope not.

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Lurkette said:
I mean, I've cut myself (intentionally) on the thigh, but not very deep. It stung more than anything, kinda like razor burn. Being that I already have a vagoo, it is hard to imagine myself wanting to "free" one, but...cutting yourself on the taint probably wouldn't be TOO much worse? Especially if you have a high pain tolerance. And he poured hydrogen peroxide on the unclit yeah? Doesn't that damage tissue? So that, plus the liquor, plus his autism could have added up to him not feeling anything. And my understanding is that he didn't so much cut into his skin as into the abscess, so he probably didn't need to cut too deep to get it to open.

I'm glad this was a train of thought I had today, thanks blaistoiseplushie.
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Super cool blog post
 
Triggered Fivehead said:
In The UK Chris would probably have been an elected council member and possibly had a law degree.
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is that the put-the-monkey-in-a-position-of-power while the real officals run the show behind the scenes scenario? Cause I'm getting an image of Chris sharpening his you-know-what in a pencil sharpener like Peter Griffin.
 
Hi. So, um... I kinda don't like looking at gross pics... I gathered my courage and briefly looked at the pics on Sonichu.com Un-Clit 2.0 but didn't manage to understand what the fuck he's done to his corpse.

If I understand correctly, he didn't get the bottom surgery, still has his penis and testicles. He got a perineum piercing, and dug open the hole with a knife or some shit? Is this correct? Basically, he has a hole between his balls and anus? Isn't he afraid his scrotum will rip open, unleashing ping pong balls upon the floor?

I read on the bad webcomics wiki forums that Chris may get septic shock from this as it's infected. That true?
 
August16 said:
Hi. So, um... I kinda don't like looking at gross pics... I gathered my courage and briefly looked at the pics on Sonichu.com Un-Clit 2.0 but didn't manage to understand what the fuck he's done to his corpse.

If I understand correctly, he didn't get the bottom surgery, still has his penis and testicles. He got a perineum piercing, and dug open the hole with a knife or some shit? Is this correct? Basically, he has a hole between his balls and anus? Isn't he afraid his scrotum will rip open, unleashing ping pong balls upon the floor?

I read on the bad webcomics wiki forums that Chris may get septic shock from this as it's infected. That true?
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Are you literally too autistic to read the first dozen or so pages of this thread? All of the questions you have asked have long been answered.
 
TheMockTurtle said:
Super cool blog post
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Thanks, I made it while listening to My Chemical Romance and screaming at my mother how she doesn't understand me.
August16 said:
Hi. So, um... I kinda don't like looking at gross pics... I gathered my courage and briefly looked at the pics on Sonichu.com Un-Clit 2.0 but didn't manage to understand what the fuck he's done to his corpse.

If I understand correctly, he didn't get the bottom surgery, still has his penis and testicles. He got a perineum piercing, and dug open the hole with a knife or some shit? Is this correct? Basically, he has a hole between his balls and anus? Isn't he afraid his scrotum will rip open, unleashing ping pong balls upon the floor?

I read on the bad webcomics wiki forums that Chris may get septic shock from this as it's infected. That true?
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Basically, yes. TL;DR he didn't clean his piercing correctly, his skin rejected it, overtime an abscess forms because its fucking Chris, and not too long ago he (apparently and whole drunk) took a knife to the taint to "free" his "vagina" after some lesbian trolls told him he wasn't a real woman. He said he went to a doctor, and no he's not concerned because why should he be? It's a healthy, natural vagina that's coming along "just fine" according to his "doctor".

I understand your need to clarify, its hard to comprehend autism of this magnitude. But yeah, anything you read about Chris either here or on the cwcki is probably true. Or at least as true as we can get without Chris telling us firsthand.
 
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I haven't kept up with Chris in a very long time, so a quick peek out of curiosity couldn't hurt--
oh
oh no

Please tell me that he hasn't tried sticking things inside of it yet.
 
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