Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[Noodle]

It's rare for Chris to actually think he fucked up. Sometimes he just does what's convenient and says what people want to hear.

Eh I'm just going off of what Marvin said about Chris immediately regretting it. Because if he only "regrets" it because the way people reacted I wouldn't be surprised if he sliced it open again and no one would know until we catch another panty shot of him wearing a liner

 

[DragoonSierra]

That's the position I took at first, but he hit some pretty crazy depths during all this. He still claims to feel his labia growing in inside of him. The only thing he's accepted since the taint-knifing is that he was wrong in this particular instance. He just believes that he should let his vagina grow in naturally, and that this was a drunken mistake.

Ultimately though, the important thing (to me, at least) is whether or not he'll act on his craziness. If Chris goes around believing that crossing his fingers and praying to Sonichu will help him win the powerball, I don't really give a shit. Now when he takes a knife to his taint, that's crossing a line.

Im convinced he is going to realize that the binural beats thing doesnt work and when he does its going to be a huge meltdown.

 

[MK Ultra Victim]

It took awhile to figure out exactly how things went down with the whole taint thing. I didn't really believe that Chris was harming himself. It just goes in the face of everything that we know about Chris.

yea chris is WAY too selfish and WAY too big of a pussy to ever hurt himself outside of eating garbage

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's rare for Chris to actually think he fucked up. Sometimes he just does what's convenient and says what people want to hear.

Chris thinks he fucked up but for all the right reasons just like the South Park episode

Im convinced he is going to realize that the binural beats thing doesnt work and when he does its going to be a huge meltdown.

Why do you think he is still passively investing in it, because he wants to avoid that meltdown. Chris does not realize that he has been doing this his entire life. Chris invests in things to avoid melting down and accepting reality, but what he does not consciously understand is that most avenues in life that we value are pretty much closed to him. Love, success, children, attractiveness, fashion sense, and good hygiene.

 

[AnOminous]

Im convinced he is going to realize that the binural beats thing doesnt work and when he does its going to be a huge meltdown.

I've known people who have done that dumb shit for years without realizing it's bullshit. Of course they weren't trying to grow a vagina with it.

 

[Marvin]

Im convinced he is going to realize that the binural beats thing doesnt work and when he does its going to be a huge meltdown.

Don't think there's going to be a meltdown without someone orchestrating it. He'll just leave the binaural beats running for months/years and gradually let it fade away.

 

[Iam]

Don't think there's going to be a meltdown without someone orchestrating it. He'll just leave the binaural beats running for months/years and gradually let it fade away.

I agree and hope that's the case. He is more likely to eventually forget about it.
Given that the whole thing is very passive and all he has to do is park in front of the computer and listen to the groovy beats, it is no big effort to simply keep on doing that.

 

[Gav01]

IDK, I get the impression that eventually we'll see Chris accusing the people making these binaural beats as trolls.

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Actually, he'd be kind of right...

 

[Bosnian Wizard]

Im convinced he is going to realize that the binural beats thing doesnt work and when he does its going to be a huge meltdown.

I think in the recent interview he said that if the binaural beats don't work he'll try and get proper treatment under his health insurance. I think that shows that he knows, on some level at least, that these binaural beats are a load of bullshit and that he's only trying them because he's too lazy to put the effort into a treatment that would work. Chris will always try and take the path of least resistance.

IDK, I get the impression that eventually we'll see Chris accusing the people making these binaural beats as trolls.

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Actually, he'd be kind of right...

Honestly, if these videos are getting ad money off autists who think listening to some sounds will give them a vagina or cure their cold then power to them. What worries me is these 'cancer treatment' type videos where, if you scroll down to the comments, you can see people are listening to these videos instead of getting serious medical help for dangerous problems.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

at least Chris isn't afraid of bleeding down there. wonder if he'd survive pregnancy.

hahahhaha as if that'd even happen then.

 

[DragoonSierra]

I think in the recent interview he said that if the binaural beats don't work he'll try and get proper treatment under his health insurance. I think that shows that he knows, on some level at least, that these binaural beats are a load of bullshit and that he's only trying them because he's too lazy to put the effort into a treatment that would work. Chris will always try and take the path of least resistance.

I did not watch that because someone told me it was boring. Plus theres only so much lolcow videos I can take. Its like I have to force myself to watch them these days

 

[LiveFromNS]

He still claims to feel his labia growing in inside of him.

That's just the infection eating away at his innyrds. You should ask him if it feels like they are descending or ascending, or getting larger. Might be a way to gauge if he does have something happening inside, not being labia growing.

He just believes that he should let his vagina grow in naturally, and that this was a drunken mistake.

To me this is interesting. How often does Chris drink @Marvin if you know? Chris being Chris, with his messed up head to begin with and lack of partying ability, I would think one drink would fuck him up. How did he come to be drinking at this time?

 

[Professor Iris]

How did he come to be drinking at this time?

Hey, if you woke up one day and you realized that you were Chris Chan, you'd hit the sauce too.

 

[crownthefempire]

Of all the ways I thought he might die, "literally tore himself a new one" was low on the list.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I think in the recent interview he said that if the binaural beats don't work he'll try and get proper treatment under his health insurance. I think that shows that he knows, on some level at least, that these binaural beats are a load of bullshit and that he's only trying them because he's too lazy to put the effort into a treatment that would work.

Chris believes these work, notice how he hasn't brought up or blamed anything in his autism since he "cured" himself with the videos. The question isn't if Chris thinks they are bullshit but rather when will he realise they are bullshit, he might never reach that conclusion cause that would mean accepting he still has autism.

 

[Marvin]

That's just the infection eating away at his innyrds.

I'm sure you're joking, but just for the record: the taint never got infected the first time around. That's kind of a rumor that started spreading.

To me this is interesting. How often does Chris drink @Marvin if you know?

I'm guessing a few times a month.

Chris being Chris, with his messed up head to begin with and lack of partying ability, I would think one drink would fuck him up.

Autism isn't going to make you drunker. Experienced drinkers do have tolerances, but in Chris' case, his weight is going to be a lot more relevant. BAC is proportional to weight and Chris is a big fatass.

How did he come to be drinking at this time?

Just drinking like he usually would, I guess. Nothing special.

 

[Buffalo Chan]

I kinda hope he is still sawing away at his taint. Nothing tells a psychologist that you are prepared to have Christian to christine reassignment surgery like a few months of hacking your Gooch

 

[LiveFromNS]

Thanks @Marvin. Wow, a few times a month. I had no clue. Is that common knowledge?

I know when the subject of finances comes up with Chris, its about his vid games, toys and other assorted junk. But I never see his alcohol expenses per month factored in. Did I miss something? If he drinks three times a month say, that must be at least $30 bucks. Or does he go on the cheap and buy coolers? Or go for drinks that fine Southern belles drink? What the hell does he drink Marvin? I can't see him drinking beer!

So, now when Chris does his e-begging I guess there is another item to add to the list of what he wants to buy. Now, not only do the fools who give him money have to support his toy addiction , but now they have to feed his alcohol habit!

TL;DR, had no fucking clue Chris drank more than once or twice a year. Christ, him drinking regularly is probably the most normal thing he has ever done in his life!

 

[Bosnian Wizard]

I did not watch that because someone told me it was boring. Plus theres only so much lolcow videos I can take. Its like I have to force myself to watch them these days

tbf that was basically the only 'news' from that video (other than learning Chris doesn't drink salty Fanta anymore lelelelelel ), and he probably mentioned it in a Facebook post at some point anyway.

Chris believes these work, notice how he hasn't brought up or blamed anything in his autism since he "cured" himself with the videos. The question isn't if Chris thinks they are bullshit but rather when will he realise they are bullshit, he might never reach that conclusion cause that would mean accepting he still has autism.

If he believed it worked 100% of the time, I don't think he'd have a contingency plan in place. Even if Chris earnestly believes he's cured his autism (which I think he does), I still think he'd appreciate the difference between using a binaural beats to cure a mental issue, and binaural beats to cure a physical issue.

 

[Marvin]

Thanks @Marvin. Wow, a few times a month. I had no clue. Is that common knowledge?

I know when the subject of finances comes up with Chris, its about his vid games, toys and other assorted junk. But I never see his alcohol expenses per month factors in. Did I miss something? If he drinks three times a month say, that must be at least $30 bucks. Or does he go on the cheap and buy coolers? Or go for drinks that fine Southern belles drink? What the hell does he drink Marvin? I can't see him drinking beer!

So, now when Chris does his e-begging I guess there is another item to add to the list of what he wants to buy. Now, not only do the fools who give him money have to support his toy addiction , but now they have to feed his alcohol habit!

TLR, had no fucking clue Chris drank more than once or twice a year. Christ, him drinking regularly is probably the most normal thing he has ever done in his life!

Oh, I just pulled that number out of my ass.

It might be a lot less.

As far as what he drinks: he doesn't really drink beer that much. I don't think he likes the taste. I don't think Chris likes much outside of your typical fast food salty vs sweet axes.

Chris is fond of canned cocktails. You might've seen them in liquor stores. They're girl drinks sold canned at retarded prices.