Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Falsies said:
I haven't kept up with Chris in a very long time, so a quick peek out of curiosity couldn't hurt--
oh
oh no

Please tell me that he hasn't tried sticking things inside of it yet.
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i can absolutely guarantee you he has been sticking all manner of objects into it given his past
 
Caz said:
He would try to convince his superiors of the combat effectiveness of the
Curse-ye-ha-me-ha!!!!!
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...and promptly get beaten up and forced to scrub the toilets with his toothbrush? Yeah, I could totally see that happening.
 
Lurkette said:
Basically, yes. TL;DR he didn't clean his piercing correctly, his skin rejected it, overtime an abscess forms because its fucking Chris, and not too long ago he (apparently and whole drunk) took a knife to the taint to "free" his "vagina" after some lesbian trolls told him he wasn't a real woman. He said he went to a doctor, and no he's not concerned because why should he be? It's a healthy, natural vagina that's coming along "just fine" according to his "doctor".
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Any competent doctor would look at Chris's weight gain, muscle atrophy, incontinence, and sores that don't heal, and immediately recognize type 2 diabetes mellitus.

Instead of taking metformin, Chris takes some menopausal vitamins.

Chris didn't go to a doctor.
 
daddys little homo said:
i can absolutely guarantee you he has been sticking all manner of objects into it given his past
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You're just jealous that a bright and creative influence like Chris was able to come up with the idea:tomgirl:
Chris is already trying to monetize on the Taint with this
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Fresh Grown said:
Any competent doctor would look at Chris's weight gain, muscle atrophy, incontinence, and sores that don't heal, and immediately recognize type 2 diabetes mellitus.

Instead of taking metformin, Chris takes some menopausal vitamins.

Chris didn't go to a doctor.
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(Hence why I put doctor in quotes)

Although @Marvin said he did go to a doctor so...idk.
 
I am pretty sure if Chris did go to see a doctor, said doctor would have advised him that no, you are actually still biologically male, Youtube videos won't make you grow a vagina, and stabbing yourself down there is going to lead to an infection.

However, in this day and age where we're trying not to 'offend' anybody because society tolerates complete wastes of sperm like Brianna Wu and Andrew Dobson, and also where we treat science as fucking opinion than actual fact, said doctor shrugged, backed off and told Chris what he wanted to hear, either to shut him up or not to offend the rainbow tinted beluga whale sitting (and probably sharting himself ) in his office.
 
El Rodrigo said:
I am pretty sure if Chris did go to see a doctor, said doctor would have advised him that no, you are actually still biologically male, Youtube videos won't make you grow a vagina, and stabbing yourself down there is going to lead to an infection.

However, in this day and age where we're trying not to 'offend' anybody because society tolerates complete wastes of sperm like Brianna Wu and Andrew Dobson, and also where we treat science as fucking opinion than actual fact, said doctor shrugged, backed off and told Chris what he wanted to hear, either to shut him up or not to offend the rainbow tinted beluga whale sitting (and probably sharting himself ) in his office.
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No doctor is going to look at a fucking open wound and say 'lol, totally a vagina, have a great day miss' to avoid offending the tranny illuminati.
 
El Rodrigo said:
I am pretty sure if Chris did go to see a doctor, said doctor would have advised him that no, you are actually still biologically male, Youtube videos won't make you grow a vagina, and stabbing yourself down there is going to lead to an infection.

However, in this day and age where we're trying not to 'offend' anybody because society tolerates complete wastes of sperm like Brianna Wu and Andrew Dobson, and also where we treat science as fucking opinion than actual fact, said doctor shrugged, backed off and told Chris what he wanted to hear, either to shut him up or not to offend the rainbow tinted beluga whale sitting (and probably sharting himself ) in his office.
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The question isn't whether a doctor would approve his taintgina, that's obviously a flashing red NO, and his FB post saying so is a big fat lie to try and calm people down so they'd stop bothering him about it. I'm just unsure if he went and then lied about what the doctor said, went to a real one after his post and never mentioned it, or went to one at all. Like I said earlier, I remember Marvin saying he did go to a doctor after a few people closer to him urged him to do so, but...idk. @Marvin seems to be a respected and realiable source on Chris but don't ask me why or how, I haven't dug through this forum long enough to understand that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Lurkette said:
The question isn't whether a doctor would approve his taintgina, that's obviously a flashing red NO, and his FB post saying so is a big fat lie to try and calm people down so they'd stop bothering him about it. I'm just unsure if he went and then lied about what the doctor said, went to a real one after his post and never mentioned it, or went to one at all. Like I said earlier, I remember Marvin saying he did go to a doctor after a few people closer to him urged him to do so, but...idk. @Marvin seems to be a respected and realiable source on Chris but don't ask me why or how, I haven't dug through this forum long enough to understand that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Offhand I don't remember the exact sequence of events. This is what I remember.

Initially Chris made the public post about his vagina growing in. Immediately after that, he was pestered, both publicly and privately, by random christorians as well as friends.

Due to the pestering, Chris started to realize that he did something unpopular. In response, Chris started claiming he saw a doctor. He says the doctor gave him some bullshit advice about how it's fine and he doesn't need to do anything about it. When talking about this story, Chris is vague on the details. Now, I know you guys are aware of his public story about how the doctor said it's really a vagina and he's going through HRT and everything.

But it's not just that public story. Chris had a second, private story about seeing a doctor that he told the christorians/friends. That story was different from his public story and less obviously bullshit.

"Less obviously bullshit" is a relative term, of course. Chris is a terrible liar. The fact that he's making up separate stories (public vs private) indicates to me that Chris is actively trying to cover his ass. He's going out of his way to try to deceive people, instead of just being a moron like 99% of his BS. This is worrying.

After more aggressive pestering from the people PMing him, Chris claimed he went to a doctor again. This story is much more persuasive. It includes details that Chris, most likely, wouldn't have come up on his own, like specific instructions on proper wound care. (Maybe he had ER papers? I can't remember.) He also admits it's a wound, not a vagina. He's particularly frazzled at having to admit this. I think he said something like "FINE!!!"

Based on what I have heard from people, I believe that Chris did see a doctor. I believe he's taking care of his wound and letting it heal up.

There's more to say about this, but that's what I've got right now.
 
Marvin said:
Offhand I don't remember the exact sequence of events. This is what I remember.

Initially Chris made the public post about his vagina growing in. Immediately after that, he was pestered, both publicly and privately, by random christorians as well as friends.

Due to the pestering, Chris started to realize that he did something unpopular. In response, Chris started claiming he saw a doctor. He says the doctor gave him some bullshit advice about how it's fine and he doesn't need to do anything about it. When talking about this story, Chris is vague on the details. Now, I know you guys are aware of his public story about how the doctor said it's really a vagina and he's going through HRT and everything.

But it's not just that public story. Chris had a second, private story about seeing a doctor that he told the christorians/friends. That story was different from his public story and less obviously bullshit.

"Less obviously bullshit" is a relative term, of course. Chris is a terrible liar. The fact that he's making up separate stories (public vs private) indicates to me that Chris is actively trying to cover his ass. He's going out of his way to try to deceive people, instead of just being a moron like 99% of his BS. This is worrying.

After more aggressive pestering from the people PMing him, Chris claimed he went to a doctor again. This story is much more persuasive. It includes details that Chris, most likely, wouldn't have come up on his own, like specific instructions on proper wound care. (Maybe he had ER papers? I can't remember.) He also admits it's a wound, not a vagina. He's particularly frazzled at having to admit this. I think he said something like "FINE!!!"

Based on what I have heard from people, I believe that Chris did see a doctor. I believe he's taking care of his wound and letting it heal up.

There's more to say about this, but that's what I've got right now.
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It's comforting that he did admit it was a wound, and is apparently treating it properly. I'm guessing he also doesn't really believe in the biarual beats thing, just really wants it to work (as someone else told me before, but eh.)

It's also good to hear that there are people who he actually listens to...eventually.

Out of curiosity, and because I don't remember seeing you mention this before, how does he seem to view you/the other people contacting him? Does he view you as friends, people who genuinely care about him or...idk...other Borbs he has to listen to?
 
Lurkette said:
I'm guessing he also doesn't really believe in the biarual beats thing, just really wants it to work (as someone else told me before, but eh.)
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That's the position I took at first, but he hit some pretty crazy depths during all this. He still claims to feel his labia growing in inside of him. The only thing he's accepted since the taint-knifing is that he was wrong in this particular instance. He just believes that he should let his vagina grow in naturally, and that this was a drunken mistake.

Ultimately though, the important thing (to me, at least) is whether or not he'll act on his craziness. If Chris goes around believing that crossing his fingers and praying to Sonichu will help him win the powerball, I don't really give a shit. Now when he takes a knife to his taint, that's crossing a line.
Lurkette said:
It's also good to hear that there are people who he actually listens to...eventually.
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Chris knew it was a mistake almost immediately, I think. He took the attitude of "well, fuck it, I have to live with it now".
Lurkette said:
Out of curiosity, and because I don't remember seeing you mention this before, how does he seem to view you/the other people contacting him? Does he view you as friends, people who genuinely care about him or...idk...other Borbs he has to listen to?
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Friends, I'm sure.

Of course, Chris' conception of a "friend" is more shallow than most. He's pretty quick to neglect his friendships when he's not cashing out as much.
 
Marvin said:
That's the position I took at first, but he hit some pretty crazy depths during all this. He still claims to feel his labia growing in inside of him. The only thing he's accepted since the taint-knifing is that he was wrong in this particular instance. He just believes that he should let his vagina grow in naturally, and that this was a drunken mistake.

Ultimately though, the important thing (to me, at least) is whether or not he'll act on his craziness. If Chris goes around believing that crossing his fingers and praying to Sonichu will help him win the powerball, I don't really give a shit. Now when he takes a knife to his taint, that's crossing a line.

Chris knew it was a mistake almost immediately, I think. He took the attitude of "well, fuck it, I have to live with it now".

Friends, I'm sure.

Of course, Chris' conception of a "friend" is more shallow than most. He's pretty quick to neglect his friendships when he's not cashing out as much.
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Out of curiosity, was it just everyone else's reactions that's made him realize he fucked up or was it, you know, the probably good fucking amount of pain from having a deep wound in his taint? Because he seemed so proud of it until literally everyone was horrified.
 
Noodle said:
Out of curiosity, was it just everyone else's reactions that's made him realize he fucked up or was it, you know, the probably good fucking amount of pain from having a deep wound in his taint? Because he seemed so proud of it until literally everyone was horrified.
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Neither. He just took his delusion underground, where it will return like a cold sore.
 
Noodle said:
Out of curiosity, was it just everyone else's reactions that's made him realize he fucked up or was it, you know, the probably good fucking amount of pain from having a deep wound in his taint? Because he seemed so proud of it until literally everyone was horrified.
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It's rare for Chris to actually think he fucked up. Sometimes he just does what's convenient and says what people want to hear.
 
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