Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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Kirby said:
Possible endings after jail (if hes arrested for the maximum 10 years)

Best Ending: After 10 years of beating it in his head, Chris is rehabilitated just enough that he develops a poor but salvagable work ethic and is able to work a part time menial job that pays minimum wage and live somewhere cheap (300-400 dollars a month.) He will still continue to build up massive debt but weens and his tugboat will give him enough supplemental income to live his childish lifestyle until he dies in the early 2040s

Good Ending: Chris gets his tugboat back and a ween lets Chris live in their basement in exchange for most of the tugboat. Strict rules are enforced to ensure that Chris is not capable of becoming a nuisance. Chris realizing that fucking up means he becomes homeless behaves himself.

Neutral Ending: Chris does not get his tugboat back and he lives the rest of his life in a homeless shelter and occasionally keeps us updated by going to his public library. He learns nothing from the experience and blames everyone for what happened except himself.

Bad Ending: Tugboatless and unable to function, the prison system fails Chris and he ends up incapable of taking care of himself and ends up roaming the streets as a drug addict until he dies in his mid 50s. Trolls are screaming Julay at him as his corpse is interred into a cheap unnamed burial plot.

Worst Ending: Years of prison rape being the only meaningful intimacy he has ever had ends up overloading Chris's mind and made him addicted to sucking and getting fucked by cocks. The jail saga ends and the cockquest saga begins as Chris roams the streets of Charlottesville trying to quench his unsatiable thirst for cocks.
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Quit it with these endings. The only real ending Chris will have is being laughed at for being an old lady rapist.
 
Ed Special said:
How long after his release do think it'll be when Chris starts sucking people off for nickels under the bridge in hopes of making enough money for a bottle of cheap wine?
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That can be answered with two questions:
  • Where is the nearest bridge?
  • How long will it take him to find it?
Answer those, and you will achieve enlightenment.
 
He'll forget to register as a sex offender and move into an overpass bridge tent city by a school. A ween will report this after Chris shares his tale of woe using McDonald's free wifi. Chris will be accosted by jerkops for not registering as an offender and living by a school. The cops will haul him back to the county jail. And then it'll be a repeat of the current prison saga.
 
Ruin. I think that is the only solid answer than can be made. Beyond that all guesswork is futile and pointless because the point of no return has finally been passed. No matter what happens, whether he avoids jail or receives it and does his time thats where all roads for Chris seems to lead because now Chris has no one and nothing left to live for. Ruin in one way or the other and the end of the story of Christian Weston Chandler is all thats left.

I hope prison does wake him up though. Maybe in his heart he can get right with God. That's the only hope I have left for him. It's never too late until he dies.
 
Tikbalang said:
With all the speculations I see so far, none of it is a happy ending.
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Regardless of his immediate fate, he’ll undoubtedly have to register as a sex offender for life which in of itself is going to mess him up so bad. Wouldn’t be surprised if he wanders too close to a school, either because he’s a retard or in a fit of tard-defiance of authority, and gets thrown in prison again.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
This was brought up once in the What Happens When Barb Dies thread: Some wealthy ween or weens take Chris in for the purpose of keeping the milk coming out. Realistically, Chris may never see 14 BLC again. At this point, the bank may as well start the repo process now because Chris was arrested on the day the payment was due, and is going to miss next month's payment too.
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Now I'm picturing Chris chained to the wall in the basement of some wealthy couples San Fran Sex Dungeon as some sort of modern art. "And here we have the Internets Famous Chris Chan. I bought him from the state of Virginia some years back. He is the absolute centerpiece of my collection."
 
Chris is going to kill himself within the first month of his incarceration. His delusions are going to amplify by orders of magnitude no one can even comprehend. He's going to sit there, staring at the white walls of his pod/dorm and he's going to go absolutely batshit. He's going to fixate on being deprived of his legos, and he's going to start believing that the only way to play with his toys again is to cross over into C-197

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Perspective: You are Chris.
 
RodgerDodger said:
Now I'm picturing Chris chained to the wall in the basement of some wealthy couples San Fran Sex Dungeon as some sort of modern art. "And here we have the Internets Famous Chris Chan. I bought him from the state of Virginia some years back. He is the absolute centerpiece of my collection."
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So Chris will get Jonah Hex's fate in that timeline? Complete with wearing a pink cowboy suit.
 
Angry Canadian said:
Chris is going to kill himself within the first month of his incarceration. His delusions are going to amplify by orders of magnitude no one can even comprehend. He's going to sit there, staring at the white walls of his pod/dorm and he's going to go absolutely batshit. He's going to fixate on being deprived of his legos, and he's going to start believing that the only way to play with his toys again is to cross over into C-197

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Perspective: You are Chris.
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Chris is too cowardly to kill himself. Even if he managed to convince himself that 41%ing would send him to CWCville, I question if he'd be able to successfully kill himself unless given a tool like a gun that he could not fuck up with. More likely he'd fail to tie proper knots on his bedsheet noose and fall loudly to the floor, bleeding. Upon discovery of this he gets thrown into a suicide-proof cell where he goes even more insane.
 
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