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Shirō Ishii said:
Please tell me how the fuck Psychonauts 2 is retro? This son of a bitch plays the same street fighter over and over and we know that's never getting dropped. But alas, the King of Begging strikes again!
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The funny thing is there was a time either late last year or early this year where he didn't have Friday night street fighter because of LSB's drinking game plus the detractor FGC was out in force beating Phil's ass like a drum....good times...

NotValKilmer said:
So let me get this straight: his "reward" for hitting the members goal is throwing another begathon where his paypigs will have the honor of helping him get to some no doubt asinine $1000 tips goal AND they get to watch him eat again?! WOW DOOD
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If one thought about it his reward to the ♿s that give him money for begging and existing is to feed his gout and then beg the ♿ army for more money....can't make this up....
 
Shirō Ishii said:
You see, that's why instead of thinking about what Dave sexually does, I think about Derich's sexual activity every night......oh look, chocolate ice cream!
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Can we please stop talking about ice cream? This is disgusting!

Zeelpulp said:
Petition to get @Zappin’ And Spazzin’ to change his avatar back
I loved the previous one
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@Zappin’ And Spazzin’ don't be an asshole. We miss it. Drink one or two beer and you will come to the right conclusion.
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Nice coughing, phlegm and lip smacking on 2019 rotten lozange.

I like how dust filled and full of old crap his office is despite being cleaned weekly for ''muh ears infections''. What a fucking pig sty.
 
That Anony Mouse said:
Don't recall the exact website, but when some of his info was leaked, it was found that he had registered an account with a gay porn website through his email. It goes back to the LINE app drama where he tried to claim "someone else signed it up!" but that still can't explain how they verified the email address in order to complete his account creation lmao

Unless they hacked his email, registered the account, and then never did anything else with his email ever again. Sure, checks out.
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The funniest thing about this is my mind had two thoughts after reading this
1. Would Phil be that stupid to register his known email for any pornographic website? Let alone a gay porn one.
2. Yes, yes he would because he can be that stupid.
 
That Anony Mouse said:
Agreed, especially looking at the full picture. Dude was found to have an account on a gay porn website, Leanna criticized him for never being sexually interested, he made weird passes towards Rambo, he sleeps in a separate room than his wife, has a bizarre gay pride slide in his slideshow, fucking LOVES pro wrassling, has had so many gay mods/friends, plays dress-up in so many faggy outfits, incredibly prude towards any sexual references with women, and it goes on.
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- Obsession with anusses, buttholes, shit

Total powerbottom
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Environmentally conscious man who wastes electricity like crazy, never goes outside and gets all his news from Twitter known as Big Brain Burnell is seriously arguing that people who live near areas susceptible to natural disasters should just move somewhere else. It's for the environment dude, Trust the Science™!
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Let us not forget all the driving to places that are walking distance
kebab4you said:
Did Phil accidently kill his stream while trying to fix his mic?
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When even your stream is trying to commit suicide........
 
Did Phil admit to having diabetes just now? He said that his foot itched and when he looked down Jasper cut his foot with his back claw and it's bleeding,that's why it itchs,I don't know about you but when I get a bleeding cut I feel it, it doesn't just "itch". I know that he is a lying piece of shit exaggerating to make himself look like a victim but DiabetesSydePhil is funnier.
 
That Anony Mouse said:
Don't recall the exact website, but when some of his info was leaked, it was found that he had registered an account with a gay porn website through his email. It goes back to the LINE app drama where he tried to claim "someone else signed it up!" but that still can't explain how they verified the email address in order to complete his account creation lmao

Unless they hacked his email, registered the account, and then never did anything else with his email ever again. Sure, checks out.
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Meh, without knowing the exact detail on this one, I’d take it with a big grin (and grain) of salt.

Two factor identification was that big then.

If it was a paid membership, that’s one thing. But if it was just a bunch of emails from a gay porn site, then Phil’s retelling is pretty credible.

No porn site, gay or not, is going to use two factor ID, they don’t give a fuck. Somebody could easily have signed him up.


EDIT: ITS WORKING GUISE THE BIG NEW GAMES ARE WORKING!!! 236 people watching Phil’s stream rn, MASSIVE increase from yesterday’s 180! 15$ tips so far... WE’RE ONLY 90% AWAY FROM THE GOAL, STEP UP FOLKS AND DONATE!


EDIT 2: Phil was just sperging about ground turkey and his wife’s chili. Guess what word he used to describe it...

Ill give you two letters, fill in the rest yourself!

V*** F**********
 
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Aaand we get the obligatory “Oh hey Derrich, welcome to the stream!”

Are these two members of a secret autistic brotherhood or something! The guy barely ever tips, yet Phil treats him like a whale. MASSIVE SHOUTOUTS magic working on Phil?!

The goutosphere is fucking weird man!

EDIT: What do you guys reckon would happen if you could somehow delete “very flavorful” from Phil’s mental vocabulary? Would he just stammer in confusion when “reviewing” foods and ultimately just go: “It’s good!”
 
Fapcop said:
Aaand we get the obligatory “Oh hey Derrich, welcome to the stream!”

Are these two members of a secret autistic brotherhood or something! The guy barely ever tips, yet Phil treats him like a whale. MASSIVE SHOUTOUTS magic working on Phil?!

The goutosphere is fucking weird man!
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It's because Derich is one of the tiny handful of Phil's non-ironic fans.
 
The Wicked Mitch said:
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Confirmation of the Swedish origins of the snowpig
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First BrightSydeViking, now Snowkarl,what's up with Phil attracting nordic whales? Maybe people in those countries are so conditioned into the welfare state mindset that when they see a lazy bum like Phil they feel a visceral need to provide for him.

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What the fuck is this laugh?
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It's the "Look I'm having fun laugh",his fake laugh is something that gets me about him and maybe should go into the psychology thread, whenever an idea that he doesn't like is presented by himself or someone else he fake laughs as if to present the idea as ridiculous and worthy of laughter, whenever he tries to pretend he is having fun he laughs at random moments (like laughing at waterfalls or just regular dialogue),he does the "A A A A" laugh,the goat laugh,the snake laugh,etc.This shows how fake of a person he is,imagine talking to someone IRL and having him fake laughing constantly. If you want to know if he laughing for real or not remember that his real laugh is ACK ACK ACK(even though he says he doesn't laugh like that at all),this also shows that he is a very immature and autistic person since you can infer a lot about a person due to his mannerisms and Phil laugh screams retarded man child.
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
It's because Derich is one of the tiny handful of Phil's non-ironic fans.
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But... He had plenty over the years, no? But chased them away by being an asshole.

This explanation doesn’t make sense unless you’re suggesting that Phil is able to learn from his mistakes, and all the evidence speaks to the contrary.
 
Funko Pops NFT collector said:
Did Phil admit to having diabetes just now? He said that his foot itched and when he looked down Jasper cut his foot with his back claw and it's bleeding,that's why it itchs,I don't know about you but when I get a bleeding cut I feel it, it doesn't just "itch". I know that he is a lying piece of shit exaggerating to make himself look like a victim but DiabetesSydePhil is funnier.
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To be fair, when a cat scratches me, it itches like a motherfucker.
 
Funko Pops NFT collector said:
First BrightSydeViking, now Snowkarl,what's up with Phil attracting nordic whales? Maybe people in those countries are so conditioned into the welfare state mindset that when they see a lazy bum like Phil they feel a visceral need to provide for him.
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Swedes have a pretty high living standard, like the polar sandniggers: The Norwegians and all of their oil money.

A Norwegian could shoot Phil a few hundred bucks a month and it would cost him as much as a night out on town.
 
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