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Lost found footage of the leader of the Hate army
The Hate army was wiped out following a wheelchair cavalry charge on Twitch HQ
All five died when they reached the stairs
The leader is believed dead taking his own life in his condo bunker, the lost gold was never recovered
Twitch was unharmed and wasn't even aware of the war
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
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As someone who posited the question in the comments, would it be out of the question that Kat is essentially Phil's full-time caregiver? Really, he seems to display next-to-no affection for her (apart from thumbs and the defensiveness that is really just a shield against his own stupidity), and all she seems to do is work and cook. All the talk of them going on a honeymoon seems to be all for nothing, since Phil can't be arsed to do anything that pries him away from his schedule. That, and the obvious "mom" slips.
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I briefly mentioned on Wednesday night how flustered Phil got after he realized he, once again, called Kat “mom”. I missed the two minutes that came after that this clip shows.

Look how intensely he starts scanning his chat for any mention of his “mom” comment, and he immediately jumps on it when he finds it to quickly DEBUNK it. I haven’t seen Phil get this obviously embarrassed over something in a while. Yeah, he gets angry when people fuck with him over shit like the hat, but this really looks like it hits him at his core. Almost like he knows deep down that his marriage is a scam, and Kat really has just replaced his mom as his primary caregiver/meal cooker. He knows exactly how it comes across.
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
2 and 5 are the only options that make sense to me.

Nothing about Catherine and her history suggests she's the motherly type, she's a lazy, irresponsible weeb leech with zero life stability. It's obvious Phil spends no time with Jasper Kitty with how he acts around him. And if Phil had a kid, we'd never hear the end of his struggling and begging.

Linda Salvagno *thumb* living there or regularly visiting is the most plausible explanation. It explains why Phil never strays an inch with his camera. The time we heard vacuuming and Phil inexplicably freaked out. His intense paranoia and odd reactions to not even knowing his soulmate wife was home. Phil told us the story of his parents cheating, sure Phil may have lied about that and he never needs a reason to lie, but why would he?
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Number 5 is the most likely in my mind. Kat likely knows when Phil is streaming and doesn't bother him (means she has to do less anyway) but his mother wouldn't have known, understood or really cared thinking "Oh he's just playing video games and this place is a mess, it won't matter".

Saying any of this, however, doesn't really matter as a lot of the time when we speculate on things, it ends up being even stupider than we could ever even imagined. There are some smart people on here but they aren't mind readers, unfortunately.

I'd kind of like to know if he's buying weird shit and if so, what has he bought. Probably more shitty "collectables".
 
I saw someone point it out in LSB's discord, Ghost of Tsushima came out in the middle of the vest streak, on part 1 of the playthrough he was at 188 on the vest streak, or more simply put he was 3 months into the vest streak. There's no fucking way he could reasonably not be able to afford it for himself in any case, but especially not at that point. What a scammer.
 
Boegjavel said:
If Phil becomes homeless, I think in the end it would only be good for him. Suddenly he gets a completely new view of his life, on possessions, money and, above all, how he ended up in that situation to begin with.
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I’ll try to predict the optimistic 1% chance of it happening ending: Phil ends as a homeless in a soupline. He has a “come to Jesus” moment, and like a Gout-ridden Saul on the route to Damascus has a major revelation.

He has wasted his life chasing E-fame, material possesions and fleeting moments of fun in mobile games. Trying to be a “mature adult” he has lived a life diametrically opposed to maturity.

Phil then joins the Hare Krishna or becomes a monk in a remote monastery, which fits his hermit-like character.

Phil devotes the rest of his life to look for spiritual enlightenment, peace of the soul, and help others where he can.
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
simplest explanation is the best: he just sees kat as nothing more than a surrogate mom because hes still a child and can't do anything for himself.
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This. Let's stop with random "DSP's moved his mom in with him" theories, we have no evidence for it other than a tick which is more likely explained by DSP's arrested development and weird relationship with his wife. These are the sort of theories that DSP loves and I wouldn't be surprised if within a day or two he's like "fufufu, you know what those morons on Kiwi farms are saying now? That I moved my mom in with me. What idiots!" (and then like JTLEL will take that as a conformation).
 
What's the deal with Perry Caravello? First time I heard of him was about a month ago, it had some DSP stuff in it and I thought it was great. But does he seriously believe Phil is after him? Is he insane? Or is he just "acting" to get views? It's really confusing to me, as sometimes he seems legit and other times I just think it's too good to be real. Please fill me in some details if you know any!
 
gobsmackedmortician said:
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Lost found footage of the leader of the Hate army
The Hate army was wiped out following a wheelchair cavalry charge on Twitch HQ
All five died when they reached the stairs
The leader is believed dead taking his own life in his condo bunker, the lost gold was never recovered
Twitch was unharmed and wasn't even aware of the war
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The clip of DSP shouting BANBANBANBANBAN while wearing a dictator hat is the best thing to come out of his streams in months
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
simplest explanation is the best: he just sees kat as nothing more than a surrogate mom because hes still a child and can't do anything for himself.
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Let me add a touch of armchair psychoanalysis to this: Ma’ Burnell wore the pants in the house while Phil was growing up.

Phil had a superficial relationship with his father, which has screwed up how he sees women. He’s a closet asexual, who thanks to his childhood sees women as mothers instead of as objects of sexual desire.

Phil “needs” a wife because in his autistic brain, “mature grownups” are married and have “families”.

Phil married Khat to fulfill his internal self image of a “mature, successful grownup”.

Alas, he’s incapable of seeeing women as anything but motherly figures.

Khat is pretty screwed up herself, so she’s either fine with it, gets some potent dick on the side, or is biding her time, enjoying the financial security until a better option, one that actually makes her ovaries tingle, comes along.
 
KatAgreesWithMe said:
What's the deal with Perry Caravello? First time I heard of him was about a month ago, it had some DSP stuff in it and I thought it was great. But does he seriously believe Phil is after him? Is he insane? Or is he just "acting" to get views? It's really confusing to me, as sometimes he seems legit and other times I just think it's too good to be real. Please fill me in some details if you know any!
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Long story, short Perry is dumb enough to believe it due to head injury history and being extremely naive in an autistic way, so it's real, in kayfabe, at least.
 
Fapcop said:
Let me add a touch of armchair psychoanalysis to this: Ma’ Burnell wore the pants in the house while Phil was growing up.

Phil had a superficial relationship with his father, which has screwed up how he sees women. He’s a closet asexual, who thanks to his childhood sees women as mothers instead of as objects of sexual desire.

Phil “needs” a wife because in his autistic brain, “mature grownups” are married and have “families”.

Phil married Khat to fulfill his internal self image of a “mature, successful grownup”.

Alas, he’s incapable of seeeing women as anything but motherly figures.

Khat is pretty screwed up herself, so she’s either fine with it, gets some potent dick on the side, or is biding her time, enjoying the financial security until a better option, one that actually makes her ovaries tingle, comes along.
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I think Papa Burnell was an increasingly distant father the more he discovered that his son was growing up to be a weenie and Ma Burnell was a fucking overbearing helicopter parent. I think she ran the house inasmuch as Pa Burnell did what she wanted just so the bitch would shut up and give him some peace after the guy came home from work.
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
This. Let's stop with random "DSP's moved his mom in with him" theories, we have no evidence for it other than a tick which is more likely explained by DSP's arrested development and weird relationship with his wife. These are the sort of theories that DSP loves and I wouldn't be surprised if within a day or two he's like "fufufu, you know what those morons on Kiwi farms are saying now? That I moved my mom in with me. What idiots!" (and then like JTLEL will take that as a conformation).
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No you see, Kat is Phils mom. She bought a time machine on QVC. Then went back, won the lottery, spent it all on getting her past self plastic surgery, then sent that woman to go be with Phil. It explains everything. That weird stiff face of Kat's. Why Phil thought she would fix all the problems, until he learned the lottery money was gone. And that even he is too stupid to keep even the most mindblowing and revolutionary secret mankind has ever witnessed. Its all airtight!
 
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