DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Anyway on topic Phil is fucking lucky no one has brought any such accusation against him (probably because who in their right mind would let him get close enough to molest them) because he would bungle it every step of the way until some dangerhair clipped him with a bike lock while he was at the Fred Meyer.

He's so irrelevant he can't even get a clout chaser to make up accusations against him.

Also, he should be thanking the gods Leanna never spoke about their time together. If she'd accused him of grooming or abuse it would have ended his career, or at the least revealed details that would make him more of a laughing stock.

 

[FamicomGorby]

He's so irrelevant he can't even get a clout chaser to make up accusations against him.

Also, he should be thanking the gods Leanna never spoke about their time together. If she'd accused him of grooming or abuse it would have ended his career, or at the least revealed details that would make him more of a laughing stock.

Probably won't happen, but I'd still pay money to get Leanna to do some kind of tell all interview. Like maybe get Null to do it or someone who isn't as heavily invested in Dave..

She's got the deetz of what the pig is like in private, also can once and for all confirm they started dating before she was 18 in a way Dave can't deny.

 

[Pargon]

He's so irrelevant he can't even get a clout chaser to make up accusations against him.

Also, he should be thanking the gods Leanna never spoke about their time together. If she'd accused him of grooming or abuse it would have ended his career, or at the least revealed details that would make him more of a laughing stock.

Yeah, I’m not sure what sort of dark pact he made to get the sort of luck where any person he’s really run afoul of only ever just wants to be quit of him rather than seeking petty vengeance but if when Kat leaves him he’d really better not try for Soulmaid Number Three because I do not think that will turn out well for him.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

the more he's seen talking at Max, the more people might wonder why The Guy is being allowed to do that with someone like Max. Assuming anyone ever notices, that is.

Completely ignoring Phil is the best thing Max can do. Realistically, nobody would care that Phil is "allowed" to pathetically clout chase Max and get 6 twitter likes from doing so, even if that fact is widely known. Directly addressing him in any way, be it positively or negatively, will just invite the full weight of the autism vortex down on Max and he doesn't need that.

 

[Stationary Tevin]

Since then, Jared has returned to regular uploads, has a loyal fanbase, and whilst I don't follow him closely enough to know for sure, seemingly free of any drama. Phil on the other hand has become ever more isolated, deranged and entirely reliant on an ever-smaller pod to save him from ruin.

Projared stood the fuck up like a man and provided actual evidence to prove the claims against him were absolute bullshit and showed it was actually all libel, unlike Phil who just sits around whining and banning anyone who brings up anything against him. This is just more proof that Phil will never proceed past the man child phase he lives in.

 

[Pargon]

Projared stood the fuck up like a man and provided actual evidence to prove the claims against him were absolute bullshit and showed it was actually all libel, unlike Phil who just sits around whining and banning anyone who brings up anything against him. This is just more proof that Phil will never proceed past the man child phase he lives in.

Also that Phil is guilty of more or less everything people accuse him of. Phil would present all evidence to the contrary if he had it because proving detractors wrong and getting on a deserved power trip makes his peepee hard.

He can’t do that though so he spends hours a day banning people from his chat and blocking people on Twitter in a vain attempt to silence the myriad voices laughing at him and saying u mad.

 

[Coke Zero]

Yeah, I’m not sure what sort of dark pact he made to get the sort of luck where any person he’s really run afoul of only ever just wants to be quit of him rather than seeking petty vengeance but if when Kat leaves him he’d really better not try for Soulmaid Number Three because I do not think that will turn out well for him.

I've always wondered how much money john rambo and panda are leaving on the table by not jumping back in and making detractor content or even restreaming phil. Imagine how insane it would be if john rambo was doing restreams making fun of phil, I think phil's psyche would just completely shatter.

I know money isn't everything and it probably is best to just completely leave the vortex for good but I mean these people are already permanently part of the dsp lore anyway and are still discussed everyday, its not like they can ever just erase being associated with phil.

 

[whirly]

Probably won't happen, but I'd still pay money to get Leanna to do some kind of tell all interview. Like maybe get Null to do it or someone who isn't as heavily invested in Dave..

She's got the deetz of what the pig is like in private, also can once and for all confirm they started dating before she was 18 in a way Dave can't deny.

Sometimes I wonder if he made her feel legitimately afraid to talk publicly about what he's done. Whether it be from extreme guilt tripping or threats or blackmail/etc

 

[Pargon]

I've always wondered how much money john rambo and panda are leaving on the table by not jumping back in and making detractor content or even restreaming phil. Imagine how insane it would be if john rambo was doing restreams making fun of phil, I think phil's psyche would just completely shatter.

I know money isn't everything and it probably is best to just completely leave the vortex for good but I mean these people are already permanently part of the dsp lore anyway and are still discussed everyday, its not like they can ever just erase being associated with phil.

I just think being that close to such a miserable person for so long a time just makes you want to have nothing at all to do with them, good or bad. I can’t honestly say were I in the same position that I wouldn’t do the same.

Though, if I didn’t choose to stay away, I sure as fuck wouldn’t do it for money. Phil’s an awful enough turd that I would happily flush him for free just to watch him circle the drain.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Completely ignoring Phil is the best thing Max can do. Realistically, nobody would care that Phil is "allowed" to pathetically clout chase Max and get 6 twitter likes from doing so, even if that fact is widely known. Directly addressing him in any way, be it positively or negatively, will just invite the full weight of the autism vortex down on Max and he doesn't need that.

The career hell of DSP: spits on anyone below a certain level of arbitrary success, but will rush to fellate anyone whom he sees as even an inch higher on the totem pole.

Phil is like a skill the game asks you to learn at level 10, when it objectively stopped being useful at level 5. The skill being tested is to ignore the offer entirely.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I chalk it up to Phil being more annoying than anything else when people deal with him in person, thanks to his cowardice. He just isn't based enough to raise people's tempers to the point where no matter what, they're getting their pound of pig flesh. His luck is in never running into people who are quick to get violent, not even Jaha was so much a thug that he was willing to take down Viscant to get to the pigroach. I've met dudes who were a lot bigger goons than that, and Phil would shit himself at the thought of even standing next to the likes of them. And he would never get their attention.

Leanna may not even think he was trying any grooming shit. Especially with his lack of desire to fuck her. What kind of pervert doesn't bend his prize over after setting her up to be a living sex doll? Phil clearly had other things in mind, because his mind is 12 years-old. Leanna knows that more than anybody does, and that probably factors into her lack of desire to say much more than not getting any dick.

Besides, how much you want to bet half the reason he still hurts is because of that reveal just by itself?

Completely ignoring Phil is the best thing Max can do. Realistically, nobody would care that Phil is "allowed" to pathetically clout chase Max and get 6 twitter likes from doing so, even if that fact is widely known. Directly addressing him in any way, be it positively or negatively, will just invite the full weight of the autism vortex down on Max and he doesn't need that.

Probably, given that Phil is likely to not get noticed for talking at Max. But in the event he does, on his own, time to destroy him for sure.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Hell Phil even tried to motivate his dozen or so Twitter followers to vote for Tsushima over specifically LOU2 for the game awards last year.

the vocal majority..?

 

[Jasper2K]

There's a few possibilities:
1. Like you said, Kat is basically more of a mother figure at this point and the relationship reflects that
2. It's possible it's some kink that he's into (I fucking hope not, I don't wanna know that shit)
3. He calls Kat "mom" because of Jasper; Some "pet parents" call each other mother and father to the pet
4. Same as number 3 except there's actually a kid (very rainbows as Phil probably can't even get it up)
5. He has Kat AND his mother living with him

Take your pick, either way, that shit is weird.

I know a couple who call each other mom and dad. But in their context it makes sense. Just lovey dovey nicknames pretty much and they've had three children together. The way Phil calls his wife mom then stumbles to correct himself tells me something ain't right.

 

[gh0stzero]

Probably won't happen, but I'd still pay money to get Leanna to do some kind of tell all interview. Like maybe get Null to do it or someone who isn't as heavily invested in Dave..

She's got the deetz of what the pig is like in private, also can once and for all confirm they started dating before she was 18 in a way Dave can't deny.

Its hardly worth it, what is she gonna say?

Yeah Phil is a dumbass that can't cook or do his own laundry and a dick for talking about her hospital trip in detail. Whether they were or weren't a couple at the time doesn't excuse someone of talking about their medical history either. The best thing she can do is stay silent and move on with her life which she's doing rather well if you go by her instagram, getting her GED and stuff to be a realtor. It'll be really great if she's the one selling the wahkando at one point, fate has a funny way of working itself like that.

Sometimes I wonder if he made her feel legitimately afraid to talk publicly about what he's done. Whether it be from extreme guilt tripping or threats or blackmail/etc

What's Phil gonna do? Beat her up? lol

Phil doesn't do conflict at all, when Jaha confronted him, hide in the hotel toilet crying
When people wanna gun him down in PUBG, hide in the toilet
When an intruder breaks in and ties up your drugged wife, hide in the toilet

Threaten to leak her nudes? Well he already did that, boobs are boobs, he ain't showing us anything we haven't seen before.
Threaten to leak a sex tape? She had her ass up in the air in one hotel vlog and Phil didn't put down the camera fuck her then I doubt he ever fucked her when she's animalistically presenting her ass to him.

Has anyone brought up the possibility that maybe he moved his mom/parents in with him or maybe they're visiting frequently or something? I seriously don't understand how he keeps saying his mom made dinner if he really means kat. Maybe once is understandable but he does it all the time, its like his mom really is the one cooking.

Also recently he seems more worried about who is outside in his driveway and what time "kat" is going in and out of his house. Almost like kat isn't the only one coming into his house.

Its likely this is just phil seeing his wife as a mom figure in his head but I wouldn't put it past phil to move his real mom in to cook and clean for him and do his laundry. Just throwing this theory out there to try to give phil some credit that maybe he isn't actually calling his wife his mom. I dont understand how he would keep making this mistake otherwise.

Edit- ninja'd, see #5 in the previous post, guess I wasnt the only one to think of this..

If his mother was there she'd come in to the awffice during an online SF2 match and ask him to pause the game, cuz the chicken nuggies is ready. Seriously its a mothers perogative to insist you pause an online match and get upset when you can't.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Has anyone brought up the possibility that maybe he moved his mom/parents in with him or maybe they're visiting frequently or something? I seriously don't understand how he keeps saying his mom made dinner if he really means kat. Maybe once is understandable but he does it all the time, its like his mom really is the one cooking.

Also recently he seems more worried about who is outside in his driveway and what time "kat" is going in and out of his house. Almost like kat isn't the only one coming into his house.

Its likely this is just phil seeing his wife as a mom figure in his head but I wouldn't put it past phil to move his real mom in to cook and clean for him and do his laundry. Just throwing this theory out there to try to give phil some credit that maybe he isn't actually calling his wife his mom. I dont understand how he would keep making this mistake otherwise.

Edit- ninja'd, see #5 in the previous post, guess I wasnt the only one to think of this..

I was thinking the same thing either his mom moved in or khet is more of a caretaker than a wife.

He certainly acts like she's an authority figure with his not being able to open the door whe she's home, his day off, his having to end on time, his meal plan, his use of air conditioning.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Whats the point of kat buying games that he plays on stream? Can he write it off as business expense if its not him who buys it? Or did he just admit cheating with his tax?

"its business related, but i dont own it. My wife does."

Didn't he have a whole rant when someone suggested Kat could help him with business expenses and then he shit all over that person for 5 minutes about how mixing family with business wouldn't work and that person obviously wasn't a mature adult if they thought the world worked like that?

Couldn't find the clip but found JTLEL video with the clips in it

DSP Cries It- 3 People In Chat, NO Kat Can't Buy Me An Xbox, Still On Twitch, And More

DSP is a video game streamer. He NEEDS the Xbox Series X! What? Have his wife buy it? NO! Of course, he's yelling at 3 people in chat... And oh so much more!...

youtu.be

if she helped helped with the business it would ruin their relationship.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

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Der Führer of Failure

 

[Mr. Brown]

It's just some fuckery going on again. Phil isn't poor or struggling so there is no need for Katherine to be buying, donating, renting or lending his business games. Just like with his bankruptcy, this wording is just part of some scam he currently has going on.
Same with these "behind the scene donations" that happen so often now. Oddly after every fundraiser, and his benefactors always want to remain anonymous.

With Phil it's all part of some scam, it's all part of a con, it's all a grift and it's all bollocks.

You're completely correct, it's all a scam.

If Phil was following the letter of the law the "donations" he gets such as the xbox should be reported as income too. If he doesn't do this it's another example on top of everything else as tax fraud.

 

[Pargon]

Didn't he have a whole rant when someone suggested Kat could help him with business expenses and then he shit all over that person for 5 minutes about how mixing family with business wouldn't work and that person obviously wasn't a mature adult if they thought the world worked like that?

Couldn't find the clip but found JTLEL video with the clips in it

DSP Cries It- 3 People In Chat, NO Kat Can't Buy Me An Xbox, Still On Twitch, And More

DSP is a video game streamer. He NEEDS the Xbox Series X! What? Have his wife buy it? NO! Of course, he's yelling at 3 people in chat... And oh so much more!...

youtu.be

if she helped helped with the business it would ruin their relationship.

Further if oblique evidence that Kat wants fuck-all to do with Phil’s empire of dirt.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

There's a few possibilities:
1. Like you said, Kat is basically more of a mother figure at this point and the relationship reflects that
2. It's possible it's some kink that he's into (I fucking hope not, I don't wanna know that shit)
3. He calls Kat "mom" because of Jasper; Some "pet parents" call each other mother and father to the pet
4. Same as number 3 except there's actually a kid (very rainbows as Phil probably can't even get it up)
5. He has Kat AND his mother living with him

Take your pick, either way, that shit is weird.

2 and 5 are the only options that make sense to me.

Nothing about Catherine and her history suggests she's the motherly type, she's a lazy, irresponsible weeb leech with zero life stability. It's obvious Phil spends no time with Jasper Kitty with how he acts around him. And if Phil had a kid, we'd never hear the end of his struggling and begging.

Linda Salvagno *thumb* living there or regularly visiting is the most plausible explanation. It explains why Phil never strays an inch with his camera. The time we heard vacuuming and Phil inexplicably freaked out. His intense paranoia and odd reactions to not even knowing his soulmate wife was home. Phil told us the story of his parents cheating, sure Phil may have lied about that and he never needs a reason to lie, but why would he?