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"Crowdfunding is not leaning on 3 people, it's a ton of people, thousands of people ..."

Slip of tongue? Is that all that is left? 3 paypiggies?
 
Phil doesn't even realize that OiC sneak dissed him with that "The social justice warriors are the ones who have the most skeletons in their closet" tip


and now Phil is owning himself with this rant about companies virtual signaling not really giving a shit about the cause.
 
"'Using a fake name and avoiding chat is the way to go' Abso-friggen-lutely!" -DSP

"It's not serious at all, right?" - DSP criticizing Mars Attacks
 
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I will never be not amazed at how Phil thinks so highly of himself while being a complete joke to everyone who knows him.

He's been ranting for a long time about companies with disgusting practices, grandstanding to his audience as if he's some paragon of virtue.

The cognitive dissonance is fascinating. The beggar, the scammer, the bankrupt loser, the mobile game addict... Ranting for long periods of time as if anyone in the world gives a shit about his opinion.
 
Wasabi Panda said:
in 2021 a nearly 40 year old learned about companies wanting a positive public image and marketing, oh he has a business degree btw.

He also got confused by mars attacks "he didn't get it" and didn't know it was supposed to be a comedy... I assume it's because being an alien he got offended.
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are we sure he has a business degree? Or is it more like, I got a 1.9 GPA to get the easiest business degree at the school so my dad could swing me a job at a shitty place that hires communication majors as well
 
Is there any pictures of his back yard? I would think it's really financially irresponsible for him to be paying "landscapers" when I'm guessing its small enough to push mow in 30 minutes.
 
"screaming at me" Fuck off Phil, stop trying to twists people's words to act like a victim.

You regularly yell at your viewers and never apologize but god forbid a viewer in your chat ask a few times to have his super chat read.

I hate how he worded that, what a disgusting narcissist.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
are we sure he has a business degree? Or is it more like, I got a 1.9 GPA to get the easiest business degree at the school so my dad could swing me a job at a shitty place that hires communication majors as well
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His alma mater’s business school is actually extremely highly rated compared to others across the country. That’s the extent of my knowledge about it, I can’t be fucked to dive into whether or not Phil had to break his ass to get through college because it doesn’t matter and I don’t care.
 
Pargon said:
His alma mater’s business school is actually extremely highly rated compared to others across the country. That’s the extent of my knowledge about it, I can’t be fucked to dive into whether or not Phil had to break his ass to get through college because it doesn’t matter and I don’t care.
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What school did this man go to and where can we send the clips asking if they taught him this bullshit?
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
I've already made a post about what Phil thinks is "observational comedy" so fuck it, let me criticize something else. Phil's as he calls it "generalized racial comedy" is below the most hack of hack ethnic humor. It involves him yelling stereotypical noises and words associated with an ethnic group. When there's a Chinese character on screen he yells CHING CHANG CHONG CHANG CHONG CHANG CHING, if you want to see him make fun of an ethnic group that he belongs to, look at his "generalized racial humor" targeted at Italians when he played The Godfather. It involves him yelling out BOPPIDI BOOPI, names of various pasta dishes, the last name of his Italian grandpa and the city he came from. This is the type of humor only children can find funny and it's not because of any ethnic aspect of it, but because some clown is sperging out and making loud funny noises. There's no viciousness, no cleverness, no wordplay behind it, nothing.

It's so low effort I've just picked out 3 ethnic groups at random and I will showcase the same kind of "jokes" Phil would be making about them:
Hungarians:
IGEN IGEN PAPRIKA KOSSUTH LAJOS PENDREK VAROS GOULASH
Frenchfags:
OUI OUI MON AMI BAGUETTE FROG BERETTE PARIS EIFELL TOWER
Mongolians:
TÖGRÖG GENGHIS KHAN MOUNTED BOWMEN GOLDEN HORDE THROAT SINGING
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He actually did that second one in flight simulator. Flying over France and going HONH HONH HONH OUI OUI

Professional entertainer.
 
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