King of Pussies.
The fapping wasn’t a low point? What about the doxing of PWDubz? The “50 bit bitch” rant? The shaming of Major_Riot?
FFS Phil. In Pokémon Sword and Shield, they introduced a Pokémon that switches between “hangry” and “full belly.” Phil completed the Pokédex in Sword. Even though Phil is a hermit, he has no excuse for not knowing what “hangry” means aside from having gin brain.
I know that rant has already been discussed and beat to death for years now but the part that gets me is phil calling people lazy for not sitting on their asses in front of screen watching a streamer play video games. Watching any streamer/youtuber is a pretty lazy thing to do in general, how does phil come to the conclusion that people are lazy for NOT watching someone play video games on the internet?
If he did genuinely ask her she probably thought "talk about it on stream" meant something like "My fiance had a little emergency at the hospital she's fine now, don't ask further questions guys cuz its nobody's business"
There are people who still have copies of PT on their HDD who didn't delete it because they're not a hype beast like you clout chasing 7 years after the fact. Dude literally only wants things because someone else thinks they're cool, he has no aspirations of his own, he can only follow the vague scent of hype.
So guys, Phil here. Pretty rough couple of days to be honest, I'll be perfectly honest with you guys because that's what I do. So anyway *heavy sigh* I had to go to funeral of my parents the other day. I mean I guess I should be happy at least they went at the same time and that it was natural causes, you know what I mean *snort*? Ok, so yeah, basically what happened was they were both locked inside the house with the windows nailed shut and the doors blocked, and the house was set on... I mean caught fire. It makes sense, they were getting pretty up there in age. Thank GOD they sent me that insurance policy last week signed in crayon or else my life would be tougher than it already is, you know? I mean you guys already know about what happened last week with my Hades save file getting corrupted after leaving the X-Box on *throat clear*. So anyway, I digress.
Phil did not ask. He is too selfish to care, he shared that story because the ordeal was inconveniencing him, and anything that does that HAS to be ranted about. We know this. He has proven it so many times that listing them is unnecessary.
Amusingly enough his comment is actually quite funny, but only because it showcases the ignorance of the racist who said it, not why Phil is laughing, but it's why I laughed. DSP is 100% Eric Cartman only with half the intelligence (which, ooof, that's rough).
It shows the rot is deep in his subconscious too, he isn't even aware of it.
I've already made a post about what Phil thinks is "observational comedy" so fuck it, let me criticize something else. Phil's as he calls it "generalized racial comedy" is below the most hack of hack ethnic humor. It involves him yelling stereotypical noises and words associated with an ethnic group. When there's a Chinese character on screen he yells CHING CHANG CHONG CHANG CHONG CHANG CHING, if you want to see him make fun of an ethnic group that he belongs to, look at his "generalized racial humor" targeted at Italians when he played The Godfather. It involves him yelling out BOPPIDI BOOPI, names of various pasta dishes, the last name of his Italian grandpa and the city he came from. This is the type of humor only children can find funny and it's not because of any ethnic aspect of it, but because some clown is sperging out and making loud funny noises. There's no viciousness, no cleverness, no wordplay behind it, nothing.
The scariest thing to me is the implication that Phil doesn't grasp why characters like Cartman or Bart or Master Shake are funny beyond the shallowest interpretation, "say edgy thing, get laughs."
No doubt dsp's book Private Farts is due to come out any day now.
This is a mortgage begathon, so it should be at least $1k, I'll guess $1500.
Between 1000 - 1500 dollars.