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"I have to raise funds between today, tomorrow and essentially Sunday in order to pay my mortgage. So that's why I am doing this FUCKI- this, a... special FUNDRAISER tomorrow... for tips."

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I loved that aggressive F-word slip. Just shows how much he despises himself for having to do this shit that he does for a living.
 
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DSP is crying broke but he's still gonna order out to eat tomorrow, that's at least $30 minimum for 2 fast food meals (khet's gotta eat too dood) plus delivery. Anyway DSP is really broke right now so please if you can help save his house. *lip smack* Sound good?
 
Coke Zero said:
Thats the part that makes no sense. Let's say that yeah this one time, phil really does have to scrounge up enough paypal tips to actually pay his mortgage this week, wouldn't that free up the upcoming youtube paycheck to pay next month's mortgage? He should have been caught up after doing this just one time. How is he always behind like this?
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He's just really retarded when it comes to saving up money. For somebody who always talks about being a mature adult and has bills and taxes to pay, he has no fucking idea that it's better to put some cash aside for future situations instead of just spending it all on useless shit almost immediately after getting it. It's why he's in this hole to begin with and it's why he'll never get out.
 
Phil so far
- reads a guide about Hades because it's not a walking sim
- bitches about the weather like an old person
- calls his crawling back to Youtube an "anniversary"
- doesn't understand the mechanics on the websites he begs (I can confirm channel memberships auto renew). Later he said it's set on auto renewal by default because one of his deeply retarded members corrected him. "automatically auto renews" lol
dsp - mr subs.jpg
 
Tsoliassssssssssssss said:
View attachment 2441976 I'm this close to become a null detractor over at thekingofhate forums for all those errors I am getting.

also, fuck those who don't click the autorenew and put phil's house at risk.
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> anniversary
> one month

The "anni" in "anniversary" comes from the Latin word "anno," which means YEAR! God!

Also, you think he's bitching about auto-renew so he can go back to begging when he forgets when subs are supposed to come in?
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
"If channel memberships default to auto-renew then how can it dip every month? - DSP, 2021
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Really thought provoking. That could only mean people were -gasp- canceling their memberships manually!!!! I love how his ego can't let him deal with that. The silent majority love me and my streams.

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Phil criticizing others for being spineless and not standing for anything.....PHIL CRITICIZING OTHERS FOR BEING SPINELESS AND NOT STANDING FOR ANYTHING!

Thank god we have a voice of morality in these trying times, Saint Burnell the wise!

Really though this guy switches sides constantly to whichever one benefits him the most, he is the last person who would actually boycott anything.

He stopped playing COD because of low tips and new games, and not because of the Blizzard situation, he is just using that to grandstand.

"what I can't stand is these hypocrites, they'll be on their soapboxes they're the biggest people who will be saying down with Blizzard, down with Activision. Aweful aweful aweful!! Oh, I'm playing Diablo 2 today." - Phil

Phil you said "fuck you nintendo" and threw your WIIU in the trash, only to take it out after the camera was off and play all their new WIIU games. In fact, you still have the WIIU....fucking hypocrite.
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
To no one's surprise he's already being spoonfed everything and has a papavera guide to it.
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So much for authenticity.
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So he's no longer a 'video game' streamer. He's a 'follow instructions' streamer.
Tsoliassssssssssssss said:
View attachment 2441976 I'm this close to become a null detractor over at thekingofhate forums for all those errors I am getting.

also, fuck those who don't click the autorenew and put phil's house at risk.
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Isn't that illegal Phail? You said it was when EA did it.
SaidNoOneEver said:
Ha he's calling the Feast begment "Live DSP Tries It" now
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It's still Feedbag on the Fag no matter how he words it now.
 
Woke Phil is another level of annoyance, "I wouldn't feel good to play COD with the current situation around Activision-Blizzard", like he would ever check if a company has done something bad before playing a game. Or if something bad came up about a company he would stop playing their games.
 
kebab4you said:
Woke Phil is another level of annoyance, "I wouldn't feel good to play COD with the current situation around Activision-Blizzard", like he would ever check if a company has done something bad before playing a game. Or if something bad came up about a company he would stop playing their games.
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Woke Phil is just like all the companies that do the same thing. They don't give a shit about the issue but they see it(like Phil) as a way to profit off of gullible idiots.
 
kebab4you said:
Woke Phil is another level of annoyance, "I wouldn't feel good to play COD with the current situation around Activision-Blizzard", like he would ever check if a company has done something bad before playing a game. Or if something bad came up about a company he would stop playing their games.
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He will use whatever excuse he needs to avoid playing a game that requires skill
 
kebab4you said:
Woke Phil is another level of annoyance, "I wouldn't feel good to play COD with the current situation around Activision-Blizzard", like he would ever check if a company has done something bad before playing a game. Or if something bad came up about a company he would stop playing their games.
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'Look! A black person thief!'
 
King Vanity said:
"I have to raise funds between today, tomorrow and essentially Sunday in order to pay my mortgage. So that's why I am doing this FUCKI- this, a... special FUNDRAISER tomorrow... for tips."

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I loved that aggressive F-word slip. Just shows how much he despises himself for having to do this shit that he does for a living.
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He's pissed no one is buying his bullshit.
kebab4you said:
Woke Phil is another level of annoyance, "I wouldn't feel good to play COD with the current situation around Activision-Blizzard", like he would ever check if a company has done something bad before playing a game. Or if something bad came up about a company he would stop playing their games.
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So people shouldn't feel good about watching a person that masturbated openly on the internet
 
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