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Another day where the trolls win again. My arms are getting flabby from the lack of punching the air, doods.

Seeing how tomorrow is throwback Snort Fighter, I wonder how our call center mercenary cuxx_raxor is doing and how much he can donate to Philipo before getting cucked like he did last week?
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
Is anyone paying attention to his math? He got tipped $37 dollars when he was at $60 and that's somehow $105?

So, he put it at $105, got plat vest worn so now it's not possible tomorrow. Wowwwwy.
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I did a mini-rundowm of [REDACTED]'s adventure tonight. Go check the individual's containment and you will see, but he admitted that he and Phil did this on purpose.
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
Is anyone paying attention to his math? He got tipped $37 dollars when he was at $60 and that's somehow $105?

So, he put it at $105, got plat vest worn so now it's not possible tomorrow. Wowwwwy.
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Math is hard. Phil was either itching to go play wwe champs or he just wanted to kill the chance of the plat vest tomorrow when it's really hot hence the wonky math.
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
Is anyone paying attention to his math? He got tipped $37 dollars when he was at $60 and that's somehow $105?

So, he put it at $105, got plat vest worn so now it's not possible tomorrow. Wowwwwy.
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I saw that too but I thought I missed something lmao, I mean if anything this just really shows $150 is bullshit and he really just wants $100

the illusion of $150 is simply just for further milking
 
After Phil's genius galaxy brain joke of how a black woman steals something and runs away, because she exists and walks, here is his next hilarious masterpiece, performed on extra thin ice.

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SkippyLongbottom said:
Is anyone paying attention to his math? He got tipped $37 dollars when he was at $60 and that's somehow $105?

So, he put it at $105, got plat vest worn so now it's not possible tomorrow. Wowwwwy.
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He said "68 plus 37" maybe bad eyesight seeing a zero as an eight? Or the perfect plan to eliminate the PLATINUM vest from the rotation. It is going to be a heat wave coming up after all.
 
Wurstbrot said:
After Phil's genius galaxy brain joke of how a black woman steals something and runs away, because she exists and walks, here is his next hilarious masterpiece, performed on extra thin ice.

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Fuck it, push it as far as you can go DSP. Youtube's the toxic toilet of the internet in his mind, go for it.

Please, believe that you're invincible.
 
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kamekmagik said:
Just looked on Google, this got a 6/10 on IGN and 70% on metacritic.

Not that it matters a ton IN REALITY... BUT why did he choose this if its not only a game no one cares about, but it's also not one of those under the radar gems

He's just playing a game that's mediocre and no one cares about. It should at least be one or the other
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Let me educate you on Phil's thought process.

Gamepass = Free games to play on stream, meaning he gets to save money while making money from his wheelchair fans
Playing a free walking simulator = Not only does he not have to pay for the game, he doesn't even have to play it either. He's essentially making money for talking over a movie.
 
UsedUp said:
Let's say for a hypothetical reason all our wet dreams come true and WWE Champions is Philip P. Burnells and what solidifies it is a court of law. What could DSP possibly say to his fans? You know it'd be a bullshit apology, protect my family from trolls trying to kill me via Scopely and I bet money on KingGoken still sucking the nuts of the Precious Pig and would even come out and say "everybody makes mistakes." No, not like this.
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They wouldn't care. I know TimboSlice didn't give a crap when asked about Phil's spending during one of his streams when he was bombarded by detractors asking him questions about Phil and being a mod (I believe the YouTube channel showing this was called "Winter" or something). Also Timbo is on disability check for having "depression" and gives that money to the pig despite going through two bankruptcies himself. Pretty scary and pathetic stuff. Besides most people know Phil is full of shit and doesn't need all that money for "bills" which is why he only has a few whales tipping him now.
 
UncleFuckAss said:
I don't even get the point in using socks. To make it look like Phil has more fans than he actually does?
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I think he treats it like his "signature". He's not actually trying to hide the fact that it's him because he uses the same formula that we've identified months ago, and given how often he reads the farms, he knows that. He wants to make it seem like we're obsessing and trying to sort through some elaborate spiderweb of online aliases to find out who he is. In reality, I think the opposite happened where nobody looks into his names and just assumes that basically anyone who supports is OIC, whether or not the donation fits the usual pattern.

I think it's also his sad attempt at trying to remain relevant or interesting. It's the online equivalent of wearing a colorful fedora or whatever when you go out in public. Swaggins had the same insecure phase where he'd keep changing his name to try and boost his ego, the only difference is he was more "honest" about it by keeping Swaggins in the name and just changing the preface.

Switching gears to Phil complaining about super chats, I disagree that this is a new low. Not that it isn't low, that part I agree with, but it isn't new. He was able to avoid it with the vest streak being primarily tip driven, but Phil has gotten salty and negative about bits/cheers/subs before. If I remember my lore correctly, before the tips goal, Phil even got mad if people tipped too much, because he believed if people saw he got a huge tip during a steam, they wouldn't want to tip during the rest of the week because they assumed he was covered. I believe it was E7 or Tut he tried to shame over their insanely generous tips.

I think that's also his logic behind the daily goals. Having goals isn't uncommon for streamers, but I've never seen anyone do a daily goal. Usually, it's sub based, and monthly, with some kind of legitimate viewer reward/incentive at the end. Phil doesn't do weekly, or even per day because he's afraid if he did something like $2000 each week, he'd get a big donation on the first or second day, which he'd inevitably spend between streams on Champions, and then nobody would tip the rest of the week. It's a pretty big smoking gun that Phil has no ability whatsoever to save and just throws all of his money into Champions/Door Dash every night. I'd legitimately be surprised if he even has any money left from the first stream by the time the second stream starts.
 
KyonyuuFan said:
They wouldn't care. I know TimboSlice didn't give a crap when asked about Phil's spending during one of his streams when he was bombarded by detractors asking him questions about Phil and being a mod (I believe the YouTube channel showing this was called "Winter" or something). Also Timbo is on disability check for having "depression" and gives that money to the pig despite going through two bankruptcies himself. Pretty scary and pathetic stuff. Besides most people know Phil is full of shit and doesn't need all that money for "bills" which is why he only has a few whales tipping him now.
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That's not Timbo. That was a different mod--Madara.
 
The anonymous tipper using various handles has to be someone who is and has been cognizant of the fact that sweet deranged @Nigel of Ukip and newly sweetly deranged @Shirō Ishii were actively doxing paypigs. And we specifically know a person who has confirmed that Phil was discovered through detractor content.

Think about it for a second, and i mentioned it before: the three letter acronym mouthdrooling cuck that’s been giving all his (alleged) crypto profits to the pig is a person who has created an anonymous persona and confirmed he jumped deep into the ‘Tism Vortex before he ever joined his community. It means he ventured on the Farms, found the Orbiter thread and saw that open wallet piggies were being doxed here. He knew that if he used any other handles he’d have been exposed for having a dent in his head, for being fat, for being a furry, for liking Naruto incest porn, or having a mental/ physical disability (or a combination of all the aforementioned). And there’s only one person who has consistently been tipping using such a methodology and we all suspect who this person is (besides GaryBKK and TheDevilUK but we were able to find some traces of them as these handles were used somewhere else on the internet).

But an anonymous name that doesn’t appear in his Twitch/ YT chat whenever a big tip comes in? That’s a relatively recent occurrence (didn’t start happening until early 2020) after Nigel scared a lot of the paypigs by going on his doxing crusade.

I just don’t understand why that money is being spent on DSP and wasn’t invested in starting a business, investing in an IRA or an ETF, or gold, or silver, or any other long-term acquisitions that could help you build wealth.

That’s honestly poor people shit right here: spending money as soon as you get your hands on it. And it started with that three letter acronym bitch flexing about the amount of money he had and how supporting Phil wasn’t an issue. What a complete cunt. Is he trying to antagonize us? Because it’s not working.

Mark my words: the money will run out and the pig will squeal. You can’t hope to fill a liters black hole by plugging it with money. That’s a battle that’ll never be won and the person doing this will find themselves in a situation few years down the line where they wish they had saved that money. Life isn’t static; things may be good now but who knows next about next year?
 
Mr. Brown said:
Press P to pray that this is the end of whale season

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Is that a tip icon I spy under his Twitter message? Oh Phil you naughty boy you try everything to obscure your income don't you?

Imho he is feinging distress to double dip. Yes he is not hitting the goals (not even the vest) but none of us can track his "behind-da-scenes" income. Peice of Peace makes great brewakdowns but those are most likely the bottom of his income.
 
KD6-3.7 said:
I wish DSP had an inkling of an idea about how much of a fucking nightmare game development is, ESPECIALLY if you don’t work for a giant studio. The Beta also just launched, so I’m sure they are scrambling to try and address issues.

But, fuck that. DSP had this stream scheduled ahead of time. How dare those pricks not have the game in pristine condition so he can fake his enjoyment and say fun things like “I don’t know how to use _______.” and “This game reminds me of ______!” Fucking lying ayahsshulls.
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Fkin plz dude doesn't know the fkin difference between a game designer and a game developer
 
Balr0g said:
Is that a tip icon I spy under his Twitter message? Oh Phil you naughty boy you try everything to obscure your income don't you?
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That's from the Brave browser, it's their cryptocurrency called BAT (short for Basic Attention Token). Dave didn't put it there, if you use Brave it's there automatically for a lot of websites, the person you could be giving BAT to don't have to enable anything or even be aware that BAT or even the Brave browser exist.
 
Im surprised no one hacked his PSN account yet. Imagine if someone just changed his password or got it banned....his online purchases from all the streams gone in one second lol. Even his Twitter, imagine not being to voice his tipping rage and proudly say how he has 20k troll followers.
 
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