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He became a top Youtuber by gaming the algorithm so that makes him an Illegitimate top Youtuber, not legit
There were lots of complaints about DSP spamming videos back in the day. I remember him from those days vaguely, until he became ''The Guy'' and TIHYDP's he was the annoying guy on the front page of youtube next to the cat videos and 9/11 was an inside job stuff

I bet a lot of his views were people who watched for 30 seconds then turned off after the first time their ears were cursed with Pig Speech, because I know that's what I did in the very early career of Phil.
 
Even when the silent majority rises up he doesn't care...and only answered a question about the axebawks because he still hopes he will get a free game or shoutout from Microsoft.

Well, to give him the benefit of the doubt, he may passed out finally. Big ups alcohol poisoning!
(and some of the tweets were quite recent)

Moria stopped fence sitting. Well fuck me that took long enough.
 
>Drunk all night
>in his feelings about money
>didn't hit the tip goal for two straight streams
>100 degrees

oh baby

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I absolutely, positively, without doubt, refuse to believe this imbecile played Final Fantasy 11. Setting up an account, even on the PS2 required a Ph.D. or being able to follow a 50-page guide. During the current influx of WoW refugees, people are even complaining about how hard it is to set up an FF14 account; so little has changed.

And then there's the game itself. Which in its heyday required constant grouping and socialization and strict adherence to vague rules or you'd be ostracized.
Pretty much. The initial setup on PS2 was intense, but FF11 is based completely around parties. You could get to about level 10-12 solo, but after that is constant 6 man parties until end game, which was then 18 man alliances, or you would never progress. And I doubt that he hit level 30, and unlocked Beastmaster, which in the early years of the game was the only class that could solo (good Red Mages/Ninjas could solo, but he would never be able to handle that class).
 

Stressing about money. As in, stressing that he's still not got enough money to sate his consoomering.
3 hours of sleep shitshow in the workings, already tweeting at 7:30 his time. I can already hear the quiet flaps of vulture gathering around a very toxic and salted piece of pork.

Phil still not figuring out why he doesn't get his 21k followers interacting much like why his 179k subs don't turn up for his shitty streams.
 
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when did he play wow?
does he mean this as "playing"?
Oh he is so full of shit, DSP would have hated Everquest, the second a red enemy geeked him in a starting area he would have cried like a bitch and quit. I call bullshit on that whole tweet.
 
"If they're going to let everyone play the beta online for free they must know everyone will like it!" - DSP, 2021

[Can't be so they can load-test their online servers before launch]
 
Phil doesnt understand that gamepass game downloads count as an actual sale, because they are free on gamepass

He pays for gamepass subscriptions and thinks the games are free.

Buisness degree...
 
3 hours of sleep shitshow in the workings, already tweeting at 7:30 his time. I can already hear the quiet flaps of vulture gathering around a very toxic and salted piece of pork.
Count timezones and sleep as things he has no concept of and may affect other people. Though the 'other people' part is the actual problem. It's not like the majority of his 'fans' are sleeping or anything.

Drama of course.
 
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Thanks for confirming you still use the same phone number DSP.

2021-08-12 12_30_13-DSP The Immortal on Twitter_ _So now of course I can’t sleep bc I can’t sh...png

Edit; For context this is from last night's Gin & Answers session. In case he deletes this tweet and someone needs to source a date and time.
 
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DSP is bringing back DSP tries it. But only something from a local fast food joint. Pigspeak for pay for my din dins

And Phil thinks he could legally sue Twitch for wrongfully kicking him out of the partnership. He would sue them for wronging him and stealing his livelihood BUT ''I dont have the money'', and all together now ''I dont have the time''

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He is sore as fuck he missed the tips goal twice. He just said unless he ''hits waaaay over the tips goal I cant pay my mortgage''

Turbo begging has gone plaid
 
He just said he's out of money for the month and the mortgage is due next week and his YT check doesn't come for two more weeks.

He blew ten grand in about 17 days?
 
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