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darkwingosonichugorl said:
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Why Phil worries about his hair with his subhumanly recessed maxilla. He's such an ugly dude.
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This is what peak Italian American performance looks like
 
Fill Bern El said:
these are some of the names that really get me too-

like I can imagine a kid to even somebody in their early 20s calling themselves the king of something, but a fucking 39 year old man? What? How do you unironically call yourself the king of something and not even feel like you're coming off as an egregious asshole?
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As a Miesmekowski, I can tell you, being Polish helps a whole lot.
 
KKKrèmebrûlée said:
Is the first one photoshopped or something? It looks so fucked up.
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The reason it looks fucked up is not entirely due to Phil's head shape, although we can see that the top of his head does look really fucked up due to his protruding eyebrows and forehead height. Here is what brow bone reduction surgery does and would presumably make Phil more attractive. (Obviously there is more than bone surgery at work in this pic, but you can tell the forehead difference)
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Nonetheless, one big thing here is Phil's own posture. His head in both pictures are tilted forward as FUCK and reminds me of a kid I knew in highschool who had a twin and both of them somehow ended up with poor posture. I'm not sure how much of it is genetic, how much of it is fixable, or how much of it is due to Phil's bad back (permanent herniated disk) that the Seattle air helped heal, but here is what normal posture is compared to poor posture with Phil obviously having a forward head posture and somewhat causing his head shape to be so weird.
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
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Why Phil worries about his hair with his subhumanly recessed maxilla. He's such an ugly dude.
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Neck so far forward, looking like a cartoon character. Ears, somehow pulled back almost to his neck, like he's about to start spazing about fairies. Protruding forehead, man is just a Neanderthal. Sometimes I wonder if he's a product of incest with the way his body works.
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
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Why Phil worries about his hair with his subhumanly recessed maxilla. He's such an ugly dude.
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I'm surprised nobody has uploaded this to wikipedia's entry on Frank's Sign. My recommendation is to go with a innocent caption like "adult male with frank's sign". Refrain from memes so the wikipedia jannies don't delete it.
 
Nigel of Ukip said:
Specially if he's so skint and can't even pay his bills. Personally if I was Phil I would just do a very short buzz cut, might as well accept it and get it over with. Going bald isn't a big deal because it happens to so many men. Yes it's hard to accept, but it's not a game over. I even see birds with really awful hairlines or thinning hair.
I think however Phil's head is really fucking awfully shaped due to his parents being exceptional. As such he will protect his little greasy hair and patchy beard for as long as he possibly can. I mean fuck me mate, imagine this melon being bald and clean shaven.

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That forward head posture is insane. At this rate he'll be folded up in no time.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
it could be that because he is a limp dicked reprobate, he could say "we" because Katherine is going and he has to follow her around because he knows she might pull a Leanna and realise she is wasting her life away.
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Nigel you hit the nail on the head with this. Phil does nothing outside the Snort Fort alone, your reasoning is the one I said with and I assume the routine is autistic as fuck and planned out the night before.

I am quite stoned after a long work day and I would also like to add a bit of the @JTLEXL idea that Phil doesn't have a driver's license. Hear me out Phil has corrective glasses he has to wear to drive it has been mentioned as one of the reason John Rambo drove every where, Phil refuses to even acknowledge that he has to wear them so we deal with gamerface as he tries to read text, I have noticed an uptick in Blah Blah Blahs from Phil, maybe he can't read the text. Phil doesn't wear his glasses he doesn't get to drive.

As for the hair thing he should grow it out to help fill things in, same for the goatee hide the patches with organic growth dude. Anyone else just do want you want with your hair,trust me I change styles more than Phil wagequits.
 
Piece of Peace said:
Has anyone else noticed how often this dipshit is pulling out the full screen facecam these days? At first I thought it was a coincidence but it's actually getting worse.

My theory is that he's slowly realizing what a disgusting creature he really is and this is his rotting brain's way of coping. I noticed every time he does it now he's like "omg so disgusting!" etc.

He's dealing with his rapidly accelerating physical decline the same way he deals with a lot of other things: a combination of absurdity and self-deprecation to make it appear that he's "embracing" it. Boogie is actually another good example of someone who routinely does this.

Know these truths though, Phil:
- You ARE ugly.
- You ARE disgusting.
- You will almost certainly die broke, alone, and clinging to whatever pathetic sliver of life you have remaining until death finally grants the world a respite from your toxic ass.
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Just to echo this for Phil: Stop plastering your ugly mug all over the streams. In fact, take a page out of LTG's book and paywall your cam, preferably at as high a price as possible. The less the world has to see that thing, the better.
 
Kaisaku Duze said:
Just to echo this for Phil: Stop plastering your ugly mug all over the streams. In fact, take a page out of LTG's book and paywall your cam, preferably at as high a price as possible. The less the world has to see that thing, the better.
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Better still, how about no game play until he hits the $150 goal?
 
Already not committing to Hades. I've seen my friend play it before, I don't think he's going to play it past that first time. If he does though, I expect it to be dropped instead of finished.
 
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