DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Kaisaku Duze]

If he does play Hades, there's not really much you can do to get handheld through it, at least not in my experience with it. The best his fans might be able to do is to tell him what weapons are easiest to use, but even then it's mostly preference. The game is beatable with all of the weapons available, and some synergize better with different blessings. There's not much a guide could even really tell you outside of some basic strategy, or advice on which blessings to take if they're offered.

If he plays Hades, we're going to get Returnal 2.0 bitching. He might even use Returnal as an example of what a good rougelike looks like when he starts getting his ass kicked by mini-bosses or normal rooms.

I can't wait for him to meet the hydra for the first time, that cocksucker too me ages to beat the first time.

Phil's 1st fight with Hades is gonna be magical. Man's gonna give him the virtual equivalent of what would've happened if Viscant hadn't saved him from Jaha

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

I would really like to know what the deal between Phil and Snowkarl is. Phil can't be blind, unlike some of his viewers, to this or even that patient. I know that he rants sometimes after reading a 1$ superchat from SK but an average viewer would assume to see him banned a long time ago. Right now, I would bet he is just there to cause artificial drama, approved by Phil/Mr. Views. Never trust a cucked Swede. He already proved being a snake to the detractors (and to Phil?) but sounds like one.

Spoiler: bonus tinfoil islamic content :/

 

[DeeTracktor]

Snowkarl is slowly working out that Phils chat is dead and Phillip will glance over to check his tips so often that he has a good chance of Phil getting offended by his sneak disses and outright questions for free

Snowkarl is evolving

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Edit: he just said he never hated Kojima....Retcon Phil at it again lmao.

Now he’s really trying to weasel his way out of that derisive comment.

Phil's cowardice is easily the most irritating thing about him. If you're going to be a hateful asshole, you better stick with it. Fucking pussy.

"Guys, I think that the tipping is not working... I haven't received any tips today and I don't know why!"

2 minutes later

$14 in tips. Some dude tipped $8 to test it. Nice one, Philbert.

His entitlement is peaking out there quite a bit too.

what would've happened if Viscant hadn't saved him from Jaha

If there is a moment in DSP lore I wish I could change, it would be that one. Just to see what happens afterward.

And I'm pretty sure Phil really is too stupid to realize how much of a dedicated troll snowkarl is. Phil knows he needs drama to draw a crowd, but he's also so insanely angry over that fact that I don't think he could bring himself to arrange any of it. We saw his rant over the idea that his paypigs tip to own us detractors. That was heartfelt insecurity and rage. He needs us, and knows it, but lacks the balls to work it to his advantage the way he could.

 

[Penix]

Snowkarl is evolving

And still a faggot.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I honestly wonder if Phil doesn't want to put nails/screws in there in the event that he ends up having to sell his place, and doesn't want to pay fees for any "damage" to the walls. Sort of like how you'd have to pay a fee if you move from your apartment, and you hammered nails in the walls for pictures.

Either way, it's Phil being cheap.

Condos are different. If he didn't want to fix holes in walls, it would just affect the selling price.

If you don’t tip me you’ll get more content out of me on Saturday is what I’m hearing

It's that he'll threaten more breaks content.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jso_pPgDLlQ
LMAO, HE NEVER HATED KOJIMA. Boys cue the clips.

Edit: He's pulling out the "I was only pretending to be retarded" card on this retcon. "That was just a silly thing I did for my streams to get people riled up, it was never real it was me just making fun of fanboys. I actually respect Kojima as a game developer". LOL ya sure ok Phil.

Is this a trial balloon for when he runs back to twitch?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

So just barely listening to him but occasional segment about how his gay chair improved his stream set-up somehow, along with the laptop. Talked about how he bought around 3-4 $300-$400 dollar headsets and wonders why it didn't improve his success.

So you're telling me you have had to buy a handful of headphones, $300ish average each, thinking it will improve your content? First of all, waste of fucking money. Second, how were you going through them that quick to buy so many? Third, thanks for showing how terrible you are with your money.

I guess you can consider this late, but god damn with him just admitting he has dumped money into gamer bullshit peripherals and trying to act like he's being donated gamer crap now. Kinda sounds like bullshit to me.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Phil cant afford to pay his mortgage and needs to hits the tips goal to keep his house

Phil is bragging about dropping $25 on a Xbox controller battery pack because charging his battery when he is not streaming hasnt occured to him

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Phil's cowardice is easily the most irritating thing about him. If you're going to be a hateful asshole, you better stick with it. Fucking pussy.

He can't because he doesn't stand for anything.

He is a person who only goes where the money is.

He gave up his friends for it, he gave up his dignity for it.

He is trying to retcon his past for it.

This guy is the more spineless person around, and he's proud of it.

One moment he thinks reviewers like IGN and Gamespot are garbage, and then the next he is reading their reviews and saying "according to IGN (x) game doesn't look very good."

 

[Piece of Peace]

Has anyone else noticed how often this dipshit is pulling out the full screen facecam these days? At first I thought it was a coincidence but it's actually getting worse.

My theory is that he's slowly realizing what a disgusting creature he really is and this is his rotting brain's way of coping. I noticed every time he does it now he's like "omg so disgusting!" etc.

He's dealing with his rapidly accelerating physical decline the same way he deals with a lot of other things: a combination of absurdity and self-deprecation to make it appear that he's "embracing" it. Boogie is actually another good example of someone who routinely does this.

Know these truths though, Phil:
- You ARE ugly.
- You ARE disgusting.
- You will almost certainly die broke, alone, and clinging to whatever pathetic sliver of life you have remaining until death finally grants the world a respite from your toxic ass.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil's 1st fight with Hades is gonna be magical. Man's gonna give him the virtual equivalent of what would've happened if Viscant hadn't saved him from Jaha

On one hand I'm holding out hope because Hades has the potential for salted pork, but on the other I'm tempering my expectations since he could still turn it into a slow, lumbering snoozefest. I mean this is the same pigger who made Doom Eternal look like a slow, methodical shooter rather than the high pace constant action arcade shooter that it is.

 

[Pargon]

My theory is that he's slowly realizing what a disgusting creature he really is and this is his rotting brain's way of coping. I noticed every time he does it now he's like "omg so disgusting!" etc.

Agreed. He knows he’s disgusting and he hates his audience so he does it to fuck with them. Same thing as the bottle crushes and belching directly into the mike and then “apologizing” so he can acknowledge he’s gross and let everyone know that he doesn’t give a shit and they just have to deal with it.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I really do like the new things he brought to the stream. With the chargeable battery pack for his Xbox Serious X On Demand Gameplay Footage™, the Totally Not A Crappy Gamer Chair, and the Premium $700 Twitch and Stream Elements Teleprompter, he's starting to feel professional for the first time in quite awhile because he also put up more sticky puddy to hold up his rack to keep his thrift store vests in place.

Yes Phil, the Professional Gameplay Streamer, those things really TIE THE ROOM TOGETHER when you got a pile of fuckin cords off camera, your TV which looks like it's one cat paw away from toppling over your dusty ass PS5 you fanboyed over, a room that's totally cleaned on a weekly basis, and your $3k lemon computer that sits behind your 3rd place Tekken 3 trophy from Highschool.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Has anyone else noticed how often this dipshit is pulling out the full screen facecam these days? At first I thought it was a coincidence but it's actually getting worse.

My theory is that he's slowly realizing what a disgusting creature he really is and this is his rotting brain's way of coping. I noticed every time he does it now he's like "omg so disgusting!" etc.

He's dealing with his rapidly accelerating physical decline the same way he deals with a lot of other things: a combination of absurdity and self-deprecation to make it appear that he's "embracing" it. Boogie is actually another good example of someone who routinely does this.

Know these truths though, Phil:
- You ARE ugly.
- You ARE disgusting.
- You will almost certainly die broke, alone, and clinging to whatever pathetic sliver of life you have remaining until death finally grants the world a respite from your toxic ass.

I happen to watch a bit of XQC here and there.

Yeah I know people probably find him annoying as hell or weird, but he was talking about how he thinks people should put effort into looking attractive.

I agree with this a lot. People should motivate themselves to look their bests because it will open up a lot of opportunities in their life.

I wish Phil would realize he is the one who makes himself look disgusting.

If he worked out, wore decent clothes, showered, and trimmed his beard he would look decent. Not amazing but at least like a human being instead of a pale blob.

I know it's reaching to believe he would do any of that but it doesn't change the fact that Phil is just a good example of someone who genuinely doesn't respect himself.

This is also evident in him giving in and wearing those stupid vests. He knows he looks stupid but he does it because of his addiction.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

It's that he'll threaten more breaks content.

There has to be more to it than that, because it doesn't make sense to tell everybody "Okay, tip me big every day and there won't be a marathon" unless you either know your audience hates your marathons, or have something planned to make sure that they'll hate it.

That, or it isn't a threat at all, and he's just complaining about "having" to do another begathon. Plausible, Phil is so lazy that anything beyond his usual stream that's full of begging anyway pisses him off.

Talked about how he bought around 3-4 $300-$400 dollar headsets and wonders why it didn't improve his success.

Phil cant afford to pay his mortgage and needs to hits the tips goal to keep his house

Phil is bragging about dropping $25 on a Xbox controller battery pack because charging his battery when he is not streaming hasnt occured to him

He really is so incompetent at being convincing with his "I'm so poor" act. That is exceeded only by his incompetence with money.

What's absurd is that despite that stupidity, an addiction to a mobile game is the only thing preventing him from wasting a much larger sum of money on more normal things like furniture and appliances. Imagine the waste you would find there if Champions didn't exist.

Has anyone else noticed how often this dipshit is pulling out the full screen facecam these days? At first I thought it was a coincidence but it's actually getting worse.

I'm not so sure it's that thought out. He seems to do it when he feels like lecturing everybody, out of the same emotion that's put on display whenever he derails his own stream to bitch about someone else derailing the stream.

Also, the fact that it's so frequently to do the droopy-faced "NO!" thing has me doubting any tact to it, because we know how much he hates being made fun of for the droop. Yet it winds up on full display, which is an odd thing for someone who runs from our critique.

And Phil's lack of attention to his appearance is laziness. This is the same guy who bathes twice a week and eats all his meals on paper plates.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

And Phil's lack of attention to his appearance is laziness. This is the same guy who bathes twice a week and eats all his meals on paper plates.

Yes, but that also shows he has no respect for himself. I guess it helps his human contact is limited so he feels like he doesn't have to, but he does stream and use his face cam, so he can't dodge looking like a slob.

The only shield he has left is his shitty webcam, which prevents us from seeing all the liver spots and disgusting parts of Phil's face.

 

[50 bit bitch]

To be fair, it does look like it could be Snake from MGS3.

If you know anything about video games it's pretty easy to make the connection that Kojima has nothing to do with metal gear following his exit from konami, he's been cryptic in the past but I think even if he was making another MGS he'd be a lot more subtle

 

[Panda’s bouncing bosom]

”His body just rolled down the hill” - quote from todays stream

Phil realized that ragdoll physics is a thing. Totally new stuff… geez

 

[UaineRunei]

I just want to say that Phil told us that he planned his next day off around him and Khet getting their hair cut.

I'm on the edge of my seat, so much hype.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Has anyone else noticed how often this dipshit is pulling out the full screen facecam these days?

He has been absolutely desperate for something to go viral like that pog thing. He is so butthurt his bells palsy face wasn't accepted.