It would be the blanks that get knocked out of electrical boxesIf DSP had a coin it would have to be the laziest design possible.
This is the most horrible thing I've ever seen,
Thank you very, very, very much
lmao. Clean the sand out of your vag Phail. No one made you play it but yourself. You run your 'business' right? Isn't that what you were screeching just a week ago?
So, his fans vote for the game, teach him how to play said game and have to entertain HIM while he just burps, snorts and yawns, almost falling asleep.
Oof. I don't know why I didn't think about that. That is exactly what he would do 100%
If he does play Hades, there's not really much you can do to get handheld through it, at least not in my experience with it. The best his fans might be able to do is to tell him what weapons are easiest to use, but even then it's mostly preference. The game is beatable with all of the weapons available, and some synergize better with different blessings. There's not much a guide could even really tell you outside of some basic strategy, or advice on which blessings to take if they're offered.
Who invited this guy??
Yeah observational comedy is one of the main forms of stand-up comedy since it revolves around relatability, chances are if you've watched any of the well-known stand up comics, you know what observational comedy is. It's when the comics make monologues talking about mundane things and revealing something funny about it, bringing-forth humorous truths about just how absurd some things in our daily lives can be but we don't think about it because we take it for granted.
I love these types of games, so it’ll be bittersweet watching Phil play Hades, cause on the one hand he’s going to get his butthole pushed all the way in, but on the other hand he’ll be bitching, complaining and calling the devs brain dead idiots because their game doesn’t exactly cater to people like Phil.
And why can’t he multi quote?
i love the post-merge tag because we can immediately tell who will be the faggot in the thread
I think he knows exactly why he got banned, but he's lying like always, to make him look in the right, and to burn bridges with Twitch because they hurt his feelings.
lol. He can't even semantic his way out of this one because he purposely said 'black' woman.
that's nice and all but, it wont tell us why he was finally kicked off the partnership program
as far as I can 'member, no.
Twitch already told him it was because of hateful slurs, DSP just won't accept it. He is demanding evidence of these hateful slurs from Twitch which he knows is never going to be provided because Twitch has better things to do than waste time justifying a decision they are perfectly within their right to make. So he gets up on his soap box and gaslights his viewers about his toxic behavior (and in the same breath calls Twitch a bunch of mentally ill fuckheads, ironically enough). The effort involved in verifying/disproving his claims is so astronomical because of the sheer volume of garbage he puts out, so the grift continues.
He knows exactly why he was departnered (24hr upload rule, Treating twitch customers like garbage, etc). And he's not banned from twitch. He left of his own volition.
Every single day is a begathon.