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Boegjavel said:
Always comical to hear Phil talk about his pro-Street fighter days. In those circles, Phil must been nothing but a sad, tragic joke. Phil really thinks he was on the same level as Justin. Thats just.. wow new levels of delusions
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I mean it is the only actual interesting stuff he has ever done. Like its human nature to go "Oh I met that guy actually". Its just on one hand I have a friend of the family who used to be a concert organizer type person, who has all kinds of great stories about meeting rockstars. And still will be more prone to talk about his job and his family and his own life as a musician. Or you have Phil who has uh nothing but ending up shy of the winners circle in a tournament people actually care about. Like fair play Phil, I tell people that I've top 8'ed Magic events in Nebraska all the time. But it usually follows people asking me if I play Magic. And is usually followed with, jeez thats been forever now. Im kinda rusty these days. And thus followed with because my career and SO gets in the way you know.
 
Hold your horses! Phil will show everyone how to charge a controller and change batteries. WOW!

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Archives Date,Stream URL Oct 30 2018,<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7NMvEAhLDc">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7NMvEAhLDc</a> Nov 2 2018,<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPveJYaZ5Vw">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPveJYaZ5Vw</a> Nov 5 2018,<a href="https://www.youtube.com/...
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this was posted in DDM's chat from the snortbot.
wtf are those links? all the videos I opened are private.
 
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✂️ begathon

15 seconds · Clipped by Kobain · Original video "DSP needs moar money" by Dark Dave's Mirror
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This dumb fuck fat idiot makes no sense. So he HAS to hit the tips goal every stream. If he doesn't he's gonna force a beg-a-thon on his paypigs. If he does hit the tips goals then he won't be doing a beg-a-thon unless "you guys want me to, but I doubt you guys want to see ANOTHER lengthy playthrough (marathon) of Fallout New Vegas". So he doesn't think his idiots want a marathon but will force one on them if he doesn't hit his precious tips goals??? Like in what fucking world does this faggot think this makes sense?
 
Tsoliassssssssssssss said:
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Stream Doc

Archives Date,Stream URL Oct 30 2018,<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7NMvEAhLDc">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7NMvEAhLDc</a> Nov 2 2018,<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPveJYaZ5Vw">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPveJYaZ5Vw</a> Nov 5 2018,<a href="https://www.youtube.com/...
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this was posted in DDM's chat from the snortbot.
wtf are those links? all the videos I opened are private.
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They're the, now private, archive links of the old Phil streams. Blame the claiming of them for being privated.
 
Surprisingly never heard of this Abandoned viral campaign he's talking about so I looked into it
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Dsp and a handful of Kojima truthers fell for some viral marketing scheme on twitter, this nigga thought an eyepatch =/= solid snake
 
DSP wants to do another marathon because the last two have made more than the $300 daily tip goal he'd get on a No-begathon Saturday and it pays for his $80 door dash bill becaus he doesnt want to cook for himself whilst Kat is in work

Phil is greedy ladies and gentlemen
 
He is outrageously boring. All his jokes revolve around either low-effort fecal humor or acting like a fucking clown. Also, he leans hard into his gimmicks and does them to death(full face cam NOOO).

Edit: he just said he never hated Kojima....Retcon Phil at it again lmao.
 

LMAO, HE NEVER HATED KOJIMA. Boys cue the clips.

Edit: He's pulling out the "I was only pretending to be retarded" card on this retcon. "That was just a silly thing I did for my streams to get people riled up, it was never real it was me just making fun of fanboys. I actually respect Kojima as a game developer". LOL ya sure ok Phil.
 
“Dr. Disrespect was actually a game developer. He actually created maps for Call of Duty Ghosts……. Now……. Call of Duty Ghosts……” ((snickering))

The nerve on this pig. At least Dr. Disrespect actually created something that millions of people played. You create NOTHING, Phil. You consume and we get to watch.

Now he’s really trying to weasel his way out of that derisive comment.
 
"Guys, I think that the tipping is not working... I haven't received any tips today and I don't know why!"

2 minutes later

$14 in tips. Some dude tipped $8 to test it. Nice one, Philbert.
 
He is retconning being fired from twitch for not upgrading his equipment, hasnt thanked his mysterious donator though just a vague ''Thanks you guys'' repeated over and over because he is drunk, it's almost like he bought his new gear with tip money...
 
Telling streamers to "do productive stuff with their money" while he hordes his for "daily bills(WWE Champs)."

Complaining about not being tipped before he actually plays a game, and then successfully baits tips.

Yelling at Snowkarl that he is projecting, meanwhile Phil projects daily when insulting his audience.

Talking about companies lying/leading people on rabbit chases. Meanwhile, he has been saying "if we just get over his hump" for the last 12 years.

Saying he never hated Kojima and it was all a "joke" to rile people up, meanwhile, there are shit tons of videos proving he hates Kojima's guts.

Talking to people about being a "moral person" as he lies through his teeth and bans any dissent.

Just another DSP stream. Criticizing others for being "lazy" and "greedy" as he sits on his stream constantly checking PayPal for tips, and never improving any part of his stream.


Edit: Also talking to Phil is like navigating a minefield. Any question asking him to prove stuff he said is met with vulgar responses from Mr. "Mature adult" here.
 
DeeTracktor said:
He is retconning being fired from twitch for not upgrading his equipment, hasnt thanked his mysterious donator though just a vague ''Thanks you guys'' repeated over and over because he is drunk, it's almost like he bought his new gear with tip money...
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Phil is a new man on Youtube and his loyal fans are rewarding him your just jealous
 
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