Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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DDBCAE CBAADCBE said:
He’s going to come out jacked with abs and everything. He’ll be going by Chris again of course but now he’ll be a weight lifting sperg.
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Oh, God, I hope he will qualify for Ruby in this case, the throne has been empty for too long.
 
I'm thinking there may be a few altruistic people out there that will want to help Chris get some sort of handicap support so that he won't go homeless. He's so famous that someone probably will want to help him, maybe Sockness will come and pick Chris up and let Chris live with him in exchange for rape?
Something tells me he will get used to rape in jail, maybe even find some way to use it to bargain with other inmates?
I was surprised to learn recently that he had been flirting (and sexually harassing) men as well as women so there may be a chance that Chris will even get a boyfriend.
(Imagine his youtube channel with a dysfunctional boyfriend, the drama!):story:

Other than that I think that the structure in jail will be good for Chris, there will probably be some element of autistic shock when being released due to the loss of his routines. Maybe he'll even commit another crime in order to get back in again?
It wouldn't surprise me if that was the case.

I can also imagine him sucking up to the prison guards and obsessing over them and later accidentally dox a lot of people who work there when he gets out (as usual).

Either way his return to youtube will draw a lot of attention, everyone in the world will want to know how he's been and how he's changed. Imagine the stories he will tell!
The possible revenue would be enough for him to buy all the toys and crystals he'll ever want, if he is able to actually manage the sponsorships that is...
We'll see him do fine for a bit and then spiral into the dysfunction of his new life.
 
My money is on Chris getting 12 months locked up with other sex weirdos. Once he gets out though I don't think he'll be like rickety cricket letting people put it inside of him for mlp cards.

Chris is interesting enough that middle aged autists and a fresh brood of weens winning the internet will provide enough income for him to sit in a toy-filled room while his mind circles the drain.

Stupid question: how are we (including police) so sure that Chris isn't being trolled into thinking/confessing about the Barbussy? He hypnotizes himself every night and is ever so slightly impressionable.
 
He will be be victimized to an extreme degree unless he is put into protective custody. He will emerge a husk either way.
Poetic justice really.
 
He will not only have completed Sonichu volumes 14-17 while in prison, he'll also have Sonichu 18- 42 done and ready to be published
 
I wish CWC to join his peers at the Tranch because this is where he truly belongs. But realistically I think he's going to alternate between couch surfing and being homeless. Eventually, he'll get a taste for street drugs and will likely die from drug poisoning.
Another fun timeline would be if he became a full time IRL streamer and joined the IP2 network.
 
LiquidCuntage said:
Stupid question: how are we (including police) so sure that Chris isn't being trolled into thinking/confessing about the Barbussy?
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Well, you are right - your question is stupid. Chris got arrested after they took Barb away for examination and three days before the end of PO. His charges are incest and "still pending". It's obvious they've found something on Barb.
 
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If he is just got on the insest charge, he will be unlikely to get prison time at all, most likely suspended sentence with some heavy mental health treatment stipulation. With his behaviour in court, which will piss off the judge, he could get some jail time but nothing huge.

If he cops a rape charge, possibly with elder abuse/financial crimes from stealing from her after the fact he is looking at significantly more time. We'll see.

As it stands now he'll be in the can for a couple years at most and its unlikely considering the strain on jails/prison at the moment.
 
rigors said:
As it stands now he'll be in the can for a couple years at most and its unlikely considering the strain on jails/prison at the moment.
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I think no matter the length of sentence, the worst of the “damage” to Chris’s life will still be the same. Whether he gets out in one year or five, he’ll still be released to nothing resembling the life he once knew. Plus if he “cracks”, it’ll be sooner rather than later(if he hasn’t started to already). The bitter irony is that Chris actually could benefit from the structure and lack of constant escapism, but they’ll probably release his slow learning ass back into the wild before he can develop any positive habits from incarceration.
 
Mason Verger said:
I think no matter the length of sentence, the worst of the “damage” to Chris’s life will still be the same. Whether he gets out in one year or five, he’ll still be released to nothing resembling the life he once knew. Plus if he “cracks”, it’ll be sooner rather than later(if he hasn’t started to already). The bitter irony is that Chris actually could benefit from the structure and lack of constant escapism, but they’ll probably release his slow learning ass back into the wild before he can develop any positive habits from incarceration.
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I completely agree that Chris will benefit hugely from being incarcerated. If he is cut off from online attention, his toys, and Barb, he *might* (give me rainbows) actually learn how to pretend a real person, as much as he is able. So basically he will learn nothing. If/when he is released I fully expect him to be put into some outpatient programme for sex offenders and speds.
 
rigors said:
I completely agree that Chris will benefit hugely from being incarcerated. If he is cut off from online attention, his toys, and Barb, he *might* (give me rainbows) actually learn how to pretend a real person, as much as he is able. So basically he will learn nothing. If/when he is released I fully expect him to be put into some outpatient programme for sex offenders and speds.
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Not with his mental illness (and lack of LEGO’s and mlp toys). with all the rules and death threats, he’s going to go mental in there.
 
Blue_Snow said:
Not with his mental illness (and lack of LEGO’s and mlp toys). with all the rules and death threats, he’s going to go mental in there.
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He's not going to be in jail/prison with a bunch of MS13 or white brotherhood Gs. He will be in a minimum security retreat with a bunch of other nonces and white collar criminals. If he goes to prison at all.

He will lose his mind over his toys but he's not even close to the craziest person the penal system has dealt with. He won't be a huge bother.
 
rigors said:
I completely agree that Chris will benefit hugely from being incarcerated. If he is cut off from online attention, his toys, and Barb, he *might* (give me rainbows) actually learn how to pretend a real person, as much as he is able. So basically he will learn nothing. If/when he is released I fully expect him to be put into some outpatient programme for sex offenders and speds.
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It’ll be sink or swim for him in that regard. If he actually has the mental fortitude to keep up being “queen Christine” for anything over a few months with nothing but his own steam to feed the delusion, I’d be legit impressed. His fantasy world plot is highly informed by the cartoon trash he consumes daily, and the fuckwits that feed him online. That’s his claim to fame after all: he doesn’t create, he just recolors. It would be less taxing on him to just fall in line and accept the routine.
 
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