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Featured on Aug 5, 2021 by Null: Chris appeared in court.
dailyprogress.com

Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge

A Greene County woman, who was arrested and charged last weekend in connection to a possible sex crime against a family member, was in Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations
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Some choice quotes:

Consolvo said it’s clear that people sought out where Chandler was staying at a hotel in Henrico and videotaped her arrest. Chandler interrupted the proceedings saying “I’m famous on the internet” loudly, and then Heilberg told her not to speak until spoken to by the court.

Judge Barredo told Chandler that there are two things to consider when deciding bond: whether a defendant is likely to appear at trial and if the defendant constitutes an unreasonable danger to himself, his family or his community. Chandler again interrupted the judge saying “she.” The judge said he was reading from the state statute itself.

Heilberg told the court he would be asking for evaluations of Chandler, who interrupted by stomping her feet and saying loudly that she needed “to get everything back home.” She then said loudly, “I won’t feel safe proceeding until” she gets the items back.

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Go figure - only thing that Chris was worried about was his toys.

Also, I'm curious if this court appearance was broadcasted on live video. (If so, then I don't know of anyone here who saw it other than this court reporter who apparently visited the court hearing in person).
 
Ah he truly is the alpha tard

Imagine worrying about getting your transformer toys home after sitting in court for raping your mother. Did he start sniffing glue or something? his brain seems so be even more absent these days
 
aha, great i can already sense the anxiety flooding his brain knowing that his toys are gonna get thrown into a dump. he must be feeling sick constantly thinking about his precious legos that are gonna get discarded like trash.
 
So Chris sperged out, asked to get his Legos and interrupted the Judge multiple times for troon shit.

Yea, all of this sounds exactly how I thought it would go.

We now have 6 weeks to go until the next Chris happening.
 
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He's probably going to wear a want woman t shirt, in court, probably the second time...
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shubniggurath said:
its pretty common in europe to have tvs and playstations and stuff. but theyre rather expensive to buy if youre in jail.
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I think you can get a ps2/3 for free in german prisons for good behaviour in a sort of library system. Havent killed anyone though so i dont know the details
 
StraightShooter2 said:
Go figure - only thing that Chris was worried about was his toys.

Also, I'm curious if this court appearance was broadcasted on live video. (If so, then I don't know of anyone here who saw it other than this court reporter who apparently visited the court hearing in person).
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Chris is far lost all he can comprehend in life and cares about is the bizarre fictional world he created. Thanks for the update OP. Hopefully we'll have more news soon.
 
No one can say this is surprising. Too bad we don't seem to have video though, sounds like he was finally trying to throw a fit. "What do you mean there's no toys in jail?!"
 
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