Chris court appearance

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There is still no update in the Virginia court records search. Why do you spergs keep posting about nothing at all?
 
Why with all the speculation? You guys can send him money and he can get a phone card to make calls. If you’re so interested in how he is doing you can ask him lol
Can he even accept calls? I'm sure his lawyer would tell Chris not to take any calls that isn't from someone he knows.
Who am I kidding. That's never stopped Chris before; he'll take anyone's calls, especially since he's been incarcerated for a few weeks now. That's one of Chris' many weaknesses: He doesn't follow instructions well. You instruct him to go right, he'll go left.
 
Can he even accept calls? I'm sure his lawyer would tell Chris not to take any calls that isn't from someone he knows.
Who am I kidding. That's never stopped Chris before; he'll take anyone's calls, especially since he's been incarcerated for a few weeks now. That's one of Chris' many weaknesses: He doesn't follow instructions well. You instruct him to go right, he'll go left.
He's in jail, he isn't accepting calls from jack nor shit
 
"This a collect call from *stress sigh* Chri- in the Central Virginia Regional Jail. Do you accept all charges?"

Speaking of talking to Chris. I can't wait to hear him tell the judge "Well, y'know, I will not talk about that; my hmmm hypothetical exes and so forth". Only to be told that he has to answer the questions, or at least it'd be in his best interest to.

He will 100% try and treat it like one of the ween interviews where he starts getting fidgety and uncomfortable when pressed on things he's done. The jury will absolutely notice this. Hopefully they will see this as more human than his other chimp like antics in the courtroom though, and it makes him sympathetic. :optimistic:
 
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